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07-03-2006, 03:47 PM
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#691
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Italy
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Coltrane, this conversation is so June 2006. Just because you got shackled and castrated doesn't mean you can be this behind.
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I wasn't going to attempt to ketchup. Too lazy.
Is it current enough to state how disappointed I am in Brazil's loss just b/c I no longer get to ogle their female fans?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
As an aside, I went to Wrigley Field yesterday and saw a rousing game of baseball between two Chicago teams. Good times. And Wrigley Field is the best park I've ever been in (this is actually not saying much) aside from having somewhat bad sight lines.
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World's largest beer garden.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-03-2006, 04:04 PM
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#692
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Italy
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Chicks really like Italian guys ...
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They smell, but I love being able to buy Brunellos for under $30.
LessinSiena
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Boogers!
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07-03-2006, 04:07 PM
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#693
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Italy
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Originally posted by LessinSF
They smell, but I love being able to buy Brunellos for under $30.
LessinSiena
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I'm not sure that is such a good deal if they smell.
And don't you have a blog to update or something?
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
Last edited by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone; 07-03-2006 at 04:11 PM..
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07-03-2006, 04:33 PM
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#694
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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bone marrow update
I'm not a match.
Those of you who find me w/o redeeming qualities and repulsive have no reason to change you view of ole Hank.
Those of you who list me in your top friends do not need worry that Hank will need to endure pain, or not drink for 5 days.
I am saddened that I could not save the life of some 58 year old man. I would certainly have donated.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-03-2006, 04:46 PM
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#695
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Ad Min Alert!!!!!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: up your sock
Posts: 225
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bone marrow update
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm not a match.
Those of you who find me w/o redeeming qualities and repulsive have no reason to change you view of ole Hank.
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This makes not so much sense to me, your repulsiveness is your redeeming quality, no?
I, as one of many, appreciate that you have repulsed your wife so much that I don't have to beg, anymore. |
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07-03-2006, 04:57 PM
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#696
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by i was penske
Hmmmmmmm, one of the top two new blogs I have read in the last month.
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You read blogs?
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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07-03-2006, 05:14 PM
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#697
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Premature Emasculation
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Something happened. We got married and the sex stopped. It was replaced by nagging.
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Man, are you fucked. That isn't supposed to happen for about four or five years. At this point, she should still be making you breakfast.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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07-03-2006, 05:37 PM
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#698
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Italy
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Coltrane, this conversation is so June 2006. Just because you got shackled and castrated doesn't mean you can be this behind.
As an aside, I went to Wrigley Field yesterday and saw a rousing game of baseball between two Chicago teams. Good times. And Wrigley Field is the best park I've ever been in (this is actually not saying much) aside from having somewhat bad sight lines.
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Ode to SkyDome:
The steel ceiling glides
Leafs jerseys are getting wet
It's raining indoors
Ode to the Ex:
Seagulls steal my food
Barfield nails the man at third
I can't feel my hands |
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07-03-2006, 05:41 PM
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#699
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Ad Min Alert!!!!!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: up your sock
Posts: 225
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You read blogs?
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Before I retired, yes.   |
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07-03-2006, 05:42 PM
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#700
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Italy
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Conclusions drawn:
(1) The problem with Paris is that it's full of Parisians. To a lesser extent, the same can be said about Rome. Excluding Romans, Italians are wonderful people;
(2) Stereotypical Italian-Americans are an embarrassment to Italians. Especially the ones from New York. My mother is 100% Italian - I'm ashamed to be connected to these people. They are so unlike actual Italians that, on a spectrum, Italians and Italian-Americans would be on opposite ends. Even in Italy, these guidos think they're Italian when it's painfully obvious that they are Americans who have watched Goodfellas way too often. Yes, your grandmother might make a good sauce. She may have actually been born in Italy. You, on the other hand, are American. You know 5 words in Italian. Stop watching the Sopranos and open your fucking eyes, you dumb fuck.
(3) People rag on American tourists for being annoying, loud and dressing like slobs. This is true. Of course, it's also true about tourists from any other country;
(4) The conventional wisdom that Italians are stylish needs to be put to rest. Granted, the men and women who dress for work in Rome blow similarly situated Americans out of the water. However, their casual wear is just as embarrassing as ours. Mancapris, sleeveless shirts, colored sneakers and horrible sunglasses do not equal "fashionable". That being said, English tourists might be the worst casual dressers on the planet;
(5) It's fun to watch the World Cup in Italy;
(6) Rome is dirty. It slides by on history and would be a third-world city without its history. Regardless, its history is amazing;
(7) All waiters/waitresses should work for tips. Getting a second beer in Rome is nearly impossible;
(8) I remain convinced that Germans/Austrians are the nicest people in Europe (outside of Ireland). The Dutch are friendly as well;
(9) The Amalfi Coast has no comparison. It's gorgeous.
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For your trip:
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/italian.htm
(thousand italian curses) |
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07-03-2006, 05:47 PM
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#701
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Italy
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Ode to SkyDome:
The steel ceiling glides
Leafs jerseys are getting wet
It's raining indoors
Ode to the Ex:
Seagulls steal my food
Barfield nails the man at third
I can't feel my hands
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I'm inspired to write more, based on personal experiences:
SkyDome Haiku II:
October foul
No one else pays attention
World Series Keepsake
Exhibition Stadium Haiku II:
"Get your ice cold coke."
Ten percent commission, but
Chicks laugh at the duds. |
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07-03-2006, 06:12 PM
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#702
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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There's a reason no one stays married.
Oh my god. That is spooky. |
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07-03-2006, 06:54 PM
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#703
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by dtb
Oh my god. That is spooky.
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No wonder we divorce 'em and trade 'em in for new ones when they get old and fucked out. |
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07-03-2006, 10:43 PM
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#704
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
No wonder we divorce 'em and trade 'em in for new ones when they get old and fucked out.
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you provide attention to detail maintenence, and a good one will keep running for you.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-03-2006, 11:05 PM
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#705
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Shopping advice, please.
Sorry to interrupt the misogyny, but I just dropped the digital camera I bought a month ago and the bill to fix it is going to be more than it cost. I'm thinking of getting another one, but maybe one of you has a better idea. What I had was a Nikon Coolpix L3 ($160), though I'm thinking of a L2 ($200) instead. I want something for snapshots, and not too expensive, although I hope the next one will last me longer than a month.
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