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07-06-2006, 04:20 PM
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I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did someone forget to tell me about the great comma boycott of July 6, 2006? Because I've been using them with abandon all day.
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Apparently. At any rate [comma omitted] thanks to a Tom Delay/Jack Abranhoff tax break [comma omitted] they're now being made in the Northern Mariannas by non-union slave laborers from China.
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07-06-2006, 04:26 PM
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#842
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Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did someone forget to tell me about the great comma boycott of July 6, 2006? Because I've been using them with abandon all day.
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I'm only trying to draw dtb from hiding so I can feel the warmth of her scolding.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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07-06-2006, 04:26 PM
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#843
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Ouch.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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Why's that picture of Britney up there with your Moms?
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07-06-2006, 04:28 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Missed Connection with
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She had my trouser snake buried at tonsil depth when a heroin crazed Brian Dennehy burst into my trailer and punched me right in the solar plexis. I ejaculated my central nervous system and she lit up like a pinball machine at Binions.
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Damn it! You promised you'd let me know the next time you played mad Libs!
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07-06-2006, 04:29 PM
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#845
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm only trying to draw dtb from hiding so I can feel the warmth of her scolding.
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Are they using that fancy talk to charge you more for the spanking?
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07-06-2006, 04:31 PM
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#846
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Missed Connection with
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you seem very unhappy lately- have you gained weight?
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No. Getting in shape to kick Penske's ass in Boston.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-06-2006, 04:33 PM
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Missed Connection with
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Damn it! You promised you'd let me know the next time you played mad Libs!
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Alas, it was stolen from Robert Evans.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-06-2006, 04:34 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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the man just wants work
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,202403,00.html
- NYC Subway Rider Critically Injured in Power-Saw Attack
NEW YORK — A man grabbed two cordless power saws off a subway station workbench and went on a rampage Thursday, swinging the saws at riders and slicing open a man's chest before running away, police said.
The 64-year-old victim, whose name was not released, was hospitalized in critical but stable condition. Police were searching for the suspect, described by witnesses as a thin man in his 30s, who had earrings in both ears and was possibly carrying a teddy bear.
Have any of you NYC guys seen SS this week?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 07-06-2006 at 04:45 PM..
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07-06-2006, 04:34 PM
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Missed Connection with
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. Getting in shape to kick Penske's ass in Boston.
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y'all are doing the Boston Marathon? wow...
This just in from Amex Gold.
https://www124.americanexpress.com/c...page=butterfly
spree: sleek IPod nano like accessory
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07-06-2006, 04:37 PM
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#850
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Are they using that fancy talk to charge you more for the spanking?
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Three posts in a row and your afternoon stick of butter, do not a roll make.
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07-06-2006, 04:39 PM
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#851
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And off to the Land of Fu goes another Penske sock.
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07-06-2006, 05:02 PM
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#852
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And off to the Land of Fu goes another Penske sock.
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http://thesartorialist.blogspot.com/
No dude, this is the land of fu [coverage of the Paris and Milan fashion week] |
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07-06-2006, 05:10 PM
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#853
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Missed Connection with
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And off to the Land of Fu goes another Penske sock.
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I could be wrong, but I don't think that she's a Penske sock.
(Not that that status saved purse junkie -- sigh, I miss her, too -- from the Land of Fu.)
I'm using old commas I've had back from when they were proudly made by AFL-CIO members in towns like Duluth and Akron. |
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07-06-2006, 05:28 PM
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#854
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Missed Connection with
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I'm using old commas I've had back from when they were proudly made by AFL-CIO members in towns like Duluth and Akron.
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See that's the problem. Commas have gotten too expensive. They're union-made and we can't compete with china india and the other low-cost un-unionized countries producing them so we can't afford to use them except in special cases.
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07-06-2006, 05:33 PM
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#855
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Three posts in a row and your afternoon stick of butter, do not a roll make.
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This is the best you got? Have you been sick?
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