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[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall


TM

Sadly, the girls from the Mary Lewis Academy did not look quite like that.

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I guess I just like 'em wascaly.

You and Robert Crumb. He didn't get laid in high school either, but went on to be a world-renowned neurotic misanthrope. So there's hope for us all.

• When the cartoonist Robert Crumb was a little boy, he reveals in Terry Zwigoff's riveting documentary portrait, he was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny, even carrying around a picture of this buck-toothed rabbit. Eventually it became crumpled and was all but destroyed after he had his mother iron it for him. At 12, he developed a new fixation. He became erotically obsessed with the television character Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.

[Jack Manfred]

TM posts a picture of a young Susan Dey underneath a shot of Bugs Bunny, then ironweed compares me to R. Crumb.

Not that wascaly. Susan Dey is too thin, and R. Crumb likes 'em lumpy.

If we're talking about cartoons, R. Crumb and Garth can share Bugs Bunny in drag, I much prefer Daphne:



Besides, don't we already have a couple of world-renowned neurotic misanthropes on this board already? The competition is steep.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


TM

I just recognized another resemblance:

[NotFromHere]

Brooke Burke's plan this year is to show more boob. If that's possible. Her outfit last night triggers 1 hour of "check THESE out" from the husband everytime she was on screen.
I'm not sure about this season's show. I would have cut about 6 of those people last night.
Zayra and Jill are gone. They have not learned not to pop off to the judges. I like the Icelandic guy, but he has no stage presence. And for some reason the guys like Dilana, but she just scares me.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I just recognized another resemblance:

It's called "separated at birth"

[Pretty Little Flower]

Zidane's Mother Wants Materazzi Castrated


Sports: 12 July 2006, Wednesday.

The mother of Zinedine Zidane has praised her son for his disgraceful World Cup headbutt on Marco Materazzi amid claims the Italian branded her a "terrorist whore".

Talking in a fury to British daily Mirror, Malika Zidane warned the Italian defender she wants his "b*lls chopped off" for igniting the ugly spat.



http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=66379

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Zidane's Mother Wants Materazzi Castrated


Sports: 12 July 2006, Wednesday.

The mother of Zinedine Zidane has praised her son for his disgraceful World Cup headbutt on Marco Materazzi amid claims the Italian branded her a "terrorist whore".

Talking in a fury to British daily Mirror, Malika Zidane warned the Italian defender she wants his "b*lls chopped off" for igniting the ugly spat.



http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=66379

You you telling me this guy has played professional soccer for decades and he hasn't learned to tune out insluts hurled at his momma? Europeans are wusses. Don't ever put him on the sidelines for an American Football game. They'd eat him alive.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You you telling me this guy has played professional soccer for decades and he hasn't learned to tune out insluts hurled at his momma? Europeans are wusses. Don't ever put him on the sidelines for an American Football game. They'd eat him alive.

You telling me there's a poster who has been on the lawyer chat boards for ages and hasn't learned to tune out insults about her deadbeat ex? Mid-skoolers are wusses. Good thing she wasn't around in the Yahoo days. They'd have eaten her alive.

[i was penske]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Sadly, the girls from the Mary Lewis Academy did not look quite like that.

Sadly, neither does Hank's wife. I wear blindishers.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You you telling me this guy has played professional soccer for decades and he hasn't learned to tune out insluts hurled at his momma? Europeans are wusses. Don't ever put him on the sidelines for an American Football game. They'd eat him alive.

I don't know what kind of insults are common on American football fields, but I am guessing that if a white player called out to a black player who was walking away that his mother was a "dirty little nigger whore," there might be a reaction involving more than a head butt. Maybe I am wrong, and race baiting is common in the trenches of manly American football.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't know what kind of insults are common on American football fields, but I am guessing that if a white player called out to a black player who was walking away that his mother was a "dirty little nigger whore," there might be a reaction involving more than a head butt. Maybe I am wrong, and race baiting is common in the trenches of manly American football.

You have clearly never played in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE

[i was penske]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Sadly, the girls from the Mary Lewis Academy did not look quite like that.

Sadly, neither does Hank's wife. I wear blindishers.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You have clearly never played in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE

You have guessed correctly that I have not. But if I had, I certainly would not have taken any shit from the son a of a dirty wop bitch-whore like you.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by i was penske
Sadly, neither does Hank's wife. I wear blindishers.

Good call on the re-post. I found the initial post to be a bit tepid and unimaginative. A thoroughly disappointing effort from a former poster of your caliber. Upon reviewing the re-post, however, I was nothing short of tickled. Thank you for the opportunity to enjoy a post that I was too immature and close-minded to appreciate the first time around.