Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Dude. She got you there.

She's fessing to be, what, 50? I don't think she'd given her first blow job when the loonie got you a buck.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I totally burned him. He's a charbroiled Burger today!

Yeah, but because I was out of the office in the DC heat. But more like a slider--cooked with steam!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Str8 was betting in 1976?

earlier this year i took on my first contigency case late in the matter- won a bifurcated trial on liability and was moving towards damages- the harm was to a Canadian company in 1998-99. the US dollars coming to it in 2006. the client had to tell me "hey what about the exchange rate imbalance?" but then I explained the well know adjustment to the judge and got a 30% tack on- and the 30% tack on was also added into my firm's take-

I had never heard of that adjustment before

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
earlier this year i took on my first contigency case late in the matter- won a bifurcated trial on liability and was moving towards damages- the harm was to a Canadian company in 1998-99. the US dollars coming to it in 2006. the client had to tell me "hey what about the exchange rate imbalance?" but then I explained the well know adjustment to the judge and got a 30% tack on- and the 30% tack on was also added into my firm's take-

I had never heard of that adjustment before

Shorter Hank Chinaski: Who are you going to believe, me or your own two eyes?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Shorter Hank Chinaski: Who are you going to believe, me or your own two eyes?

huh? my story is consistant with the graph- just like my evolution position is consistant with the evidence.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
huh? my story is consistant with the graph- just like my evolution position is consistant with the evidence.

You're right -- I misunderstood which currency your client was receiving.

The advantage of your evolution position is that it's equally hard to comprehend at first blush.

[Hank Chinaski]

There is a Christian science church next door to my office- right now there is a plumber's truck there- I would think that would hurt the faithful

If a minister is telling you that you can cure anything wrong- say angina/blocked arteries- simply by praying, aren't you going to call bullshit if he needs to pay someone when the sink drains start backing up?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Not so much. Unless she's fessing to being about 50.

She is awfully well maintained, I must say.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She's fessing to be, what, 50? I don't think she'd given her first blow job when the loonie got you a buck.

Wow. The second time demonstrates an even greater failure to catch the sarcasm in my post.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Let me start with this: It's a fucking horse.

I don't give a shit about Barbaro. I don't care if they shoot him in the face. It's sad that the animal broke his leg and might need to be put down. Ok. But that's it. I don't need updates on how he's doing. If he dies, he dies. You can tell me when that happens. "He seems to be doing well." "Wait. No, he has no chance." "Hold on, he's much better!" Shut the fuck up.

Hell, all he's good for now is semen. So send sunny over with some candles, soft music and a couple of sugar cube pasties, have her milk the fucking thing for as much semen as she can carry in her ass, freeze it and then take him* out back behind the shed. Jesus Christ. How much time and energy can every news source in this country waste on that stupid horse?

TM

*(And sunny)

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Let me start with this: It's a fucking horse.

I don't give a shit about Barbaro. I don't care if they shoot him in the face. It's sad that the animal broke his leg and might need to be put down. Ok. But that's it. I don't need updates on how he's doing. If he dies, he dies. You can tell me when that happens. "He seems to be doing well." "Wait. No, he has no chance." "Hold on, he's much better!" Shut the fuck up.

Hell, all he's good for now is semen. So send sunny over with some candles, soft music and a couple of sugar cube pasties, have her milk the fucking thing for as much semen as she can carry in her ass, freeze it and then take him* out back behind the shed. Jesus Christ. How much time and energy can every news source in this country waste on that stupid horse?

TM

*(And sunny)

So why are you wasting time on this?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Let me start with this: It's a fucking horse.

I don't give a shit about Barbaro. I don't care if they shoot him in the face. It's sad that the animal broke his leg and might need to be put down. Ok. But that's it. I don't need updates on how he's doing. If he dies, he dies. You can tell me when that happens. "He seems to be doing well." "Wait. No, he has no chance." "Hold on, he's much better!" Shut the fuck up.

Hell, all he's good for now is semen. So send sunny over with some candles, soft music and a couple of sugar cube pasties, have her milk the fucking thing for as much semen as she can carry in her ass, freeze it and then take him* out back behind the shed. Jesus Christ. How much time and energy can every news source in this country waste on that stupid horse?

TM

*(And sunny)

no shit- whatever happened to the missing girl in Aruba?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
So why are you wasting time on this?

Because it's fucking annoying. Much like this stupid question.

TM

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Let me start with this: It's a fucking horse.

I don't give a shit about Barbaro. I don't care if they shoot him in the face. It's sad that the animal broke his leg and might need to be put down. Ok. But that's it. I don't need updates on how he's doing. If he dies, he dies. You can tell me when that happens. "He seems to be doing well." "Wait. No, he has no chance." "Hold on, he's much better!" Shut the fuck up.

Hell, all he's good for now is semen. So send sunny over with some candles, soft music and a couple of sugar cube pasties, have her milk the fucking thing for as much semen as she can carry in her ass, freeze it and then take him* out back behind the shed. Jesus Christ. How much time and energy can every news source in this country waste on that stupid horse?

TM

*(And sunny)

The saddest thing is that, given the lean and muscled nature of a racehorse, he's probably too tough to eat. Maybe with some long, slow braising, but who wants to do that in the middle of summer? Barbaro will probably taste like shoe leather if we try to grill him.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Let me start with this: It's a fucking horse.

I don't give a shit about Barbaro. I don't care if they shoot him in the face. It's sad that the animal broke his leg and might need to be put down. Ok. But that's it. I don't need updates on how he's doing. If he dies, he dies. You can tell me when that happens. "He seems to be doing well." "Wait. No, he has no chance." "Hold on, he's much better!" Shut the fuck up.

Hell, all he's good for now is semen. So send sunny over with some candles, soft music and a couple of sugar cube pasties, have her milk the fucking thing for as much semen as she can carry in her ass, freeze it and then take him* out back behind the shed. Jesus Christ. How much time and energy can every news source in this country waste on that stupid horse?

TM

*(And sunny)

Insensistive shithead. Hank's grandmother was a horse. He's directly descended from her hindquarters.

I just hope you can live with yourself after what you've done.