Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Fugee
No, I think you are using your brain just fine. It is those of us who look at a guy and think "hmmm, under that [name your issue] exterior is a really great guy. I could love him enough to change him" who are not using our brains.

In general, men make lousy DIY emotional fixer-upper projects.

ETA: I don't think it works any better for a man to try to "fix" a woman but I don't think men are as susceptible to this as women. Except maybe with respect to physical appearance.

No it's just that if a chick is hot we'll ignore the craziness.

[Adder]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
No it's just that if a chick is hot we'll ignore the craziness.

Which explains the entire history of male/female relationships.

Originally posted by Adder
Which explains the entire history of male/female relationships.

PM me if you want to pre-order a copy of Pony's "How Hotness Explains The World." It'll be a limited first run but sure to become a collectors' item, especially if you get him to sign it when he's drunk at Scores.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
That's a good picture. I didn't see Match Point and I've never seen her in an interview, or any movie other than "Lost in Translation." Maybe I've been too hasty. She does have great tits, but I care more about a girl's legs/ass.

CDF

You should see her in Love Song for Bobby Long. Or on the cover of Vanity Fair. She has the great ass and legs.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
PM me if you want to pre-order a copy of Pony's "How Hotness Explains The World." It'll be a limited first run but sure to become a collectors' item, especially if you get him to sign it when he's drunk at Scores.

How does he account for the fact that we repulsives continue to go to work when we have no hope to get near true hotness?

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
How does he account for the fact that we repulsives continue to go to work when we have no hope to get near true hotness?

I think that's in one of the later chapters called "Suckers & Punks."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Fuck. You.

I was at Court all afternoon- what should have been a short motion call (back by 2), turned into a long bull session-

the other side had just gotten some new loafers. All of us piped in our opinions- the Judge had some strong opinions on AE as it turns out-

anyways, typical Friday afternoon, and what you expect when a bunch of high powered lawyers get together.

Conf to Wonk- I told everyone about the different lasts, and I think the Judge was impressed!

I'll send you a bill.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Exactly. Except for Scarlett.

Nope. She's just hot for me. She digs my shoes.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ironweed
PM me if you want to pre-order a copy of Pony's "How Hotness Explains The World." It'll be a limited first run but sure to become a collectors' item, especially if you get him to sign it when he's drunk at Scores.

Nahh Scores would be too expensive. Try Billy's.

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Nahh Scores would be too expensive. Try Billy's.

Billy's? Are you trying to prove to all the good people here that you haven't stuffed a dollar down someone's thong since 2001?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
Billy's? Are you trying to prove to all the good people here that you haven't stuffed a dollar down someone's thong since 2001?

Circa 2001- that's when you realized you were getting a little too old for thongs and switched to boxers?

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Circa 2001- that's when you realized you were getting a little to old for the thong and switched to boxers?

Boxers just hold more cash. [fringey] Duh. [/fringey]

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
Boxers just hold more cash. [fringey] Duh. [/fringey]

hypo- say you actually did wear thongs- more or less pathetic than the use of fake html tags?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ironweed
Boxers just hold more cash. [fringey] Duh. [/fringey]

Yours would. Nothing else filling them.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ironweed
Billy's? Are you trying to prove to all the good people here that you haven't stuffed a dollar down someone's thong since 2001?

Probably 1991 in New York; 2001 when travelling. I like the Ft. Lauderdale clubs better. No thong to stuff 20s down.