Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
The new and improved, kindler, gentler me is trying to be less hateful.

alcoholist fuck.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Speaking of 6 degrees of separation:

[Jada] Pinkett Smith and her husband, Will Smith, have visited Suri [Holmes-Cruise] twice, both times at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' mansion in Beverly Hills, California, People reported on its Web site.

If Smith is becoming a Scientologist, I take back every compliment I just gave him.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It took you five days to come up with that joke?

No, he made the joke right away, only this time he substituted "people who ride bicycles for sport" for "French people." I think it was a winner both times!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Fugee
2.

Will Smith is a celebrity because of the work he has done. Paris Hilton is a "celebrity" because of her grandfather's money.

If her grandfather had gone the Warren Buffet route with his fortune, we'd all have been spared that exposure.

To be fair, she did do something with her life, which is far more than she had to do. Many people with her advantages do nothing. And, in the celebrity world, her pedigree isn't terribly unique. She has also shown some shrewd marketing acumen, particularly in regard to the sex tape, which was contrived.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Word! FWIW, if I can serve as an inspiration to you and the rest of the LT's community, my greatest triumph was in triple digit heat and substantial humidity. Those other girly men wilted like the soft petaled pansies that they truly are. I shall never let them forget that day.

Word! Heat stroke is for the weak.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
It's too short. I floss my teeth with little wussy races like that.

BOO-YAH!@

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw yeaaaah! Penske bringin' the hammer down GANGSTA-STYLE. Anyhoo, they ended up shortening the long course for that tri because all the little girly-men were afraid of the heat. Penske would have done that tri backwards, except the bike part, which he would have done with no tires.

BOO-YAH, INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Fugee
2.

Will Smith is a celebrity because of the work he has done. Paris Hilton is a "celebrity" because of her grandfather's money.

If her grandfather had gone the Warren Buffet route with his fortune, we'd all have been spared that exposure.

FWIW the Biography that I watched on the Hilton family mentioned that there isn't much of an inherited Hilton family fortune because Conrad was a self-made man who didn't want his children and grandchildren to avoid hard work. Most of Paris's money now is money she has made because we as a culture are idiotic starfuckers. There is some Hilton Foundation or similar that gets most of the family money. Her dad is rich, from inherited real estate and from his real estate business, but not as rich as he could be.

I believe that Paris and Nikki are the richest members of their family right about now. Paris from modeling, "acting" and paid appearances (she makes serious cash showing up to nightclub openings and simialr events) and Nikki from the handbag line in Japan.

Also did you know that they have 2 younger brothers? No? That is because mom Hilton shields them from the press. It seems they will be going the more traditional business route as opposed to whoring their celebrity for the anxious public. The Biography narrator wondered aloud whether their mother learned a lesson from the girls' overexposure or if it would seem unseemly to her to have the boys be simply famous for being famous.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw yeaaaah! Penske bringin' the hammer down GANGSTA-STYLE. Anyhoo, they ended up shortening the long course for that tri because all the little girly-men were afraid of the heat. Penske would have done that tri backwards, except the bike part, which he would have done with no tires.

BOO-YAH, INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Backwards and bare.feet. ZolaBudd-style! Word is bond, my Flowa!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive


Also did you know that they have 2 younger brothers? No? That is because mom Hilton shields them from the press. It seems they will be going the more traditional business route as opposed to whoring their celebrity for the anxious public.

You post this like "whoring [one's] celebrity" is a bad thing. Why the hate? Jealousy?

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

The Biography narrator wondered aloud whether their mother learned a lesson from the girls' overexposure or if it would seem unseemly to her to have the boys be simply famous for being famous.

Maybe she understands that with few exceptions (hi Ron Jeremy!) porn is actress driven.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This analogy is stupid. Will Smith is no less talented than the Tom Cruises, Colin Farells and Brad Pitts of the world. I know that's not saying much, but Paris Hilton is sub-talented. She owes talent to the people who are exposed to her.

TM

I'll go you one step farther. Will Smith is more talented than all three of the guys you mentioned combined.

Paris Hilton, on the other hand, had her best work of her life exposed when the Fuck tape came out.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
FWIW the Biography that I watched on the Hilton family mentioned that there isn't much of an inherited Hilton family fortune because Conrad was a self-made man who didn't want his children and grandchildren to avoid hard work. Most of Paris's money now is money she has made because we as a culture are idiotic starfuckers. There is some Hilton Foundation or similar that gets most of the family money. Her dad is rich, from inherited real estate and from his real estate business, but not as rich as he could be.

I believe that Paris and Nikki are the richest members of their family right about now. Paris from modeling, "acting" and paid appearances (she makes serious cash showing up to nightclub openings and simialr events) and Nikki from the handbag line in Japan.

Also did you know that they have 2 younger brothers? No? That is because mom Hilton shields them from the press. It seems they will be going the more traditional business route as opposed to whoring their celebrity for the anxious public. The Biography narrator wondered aloud whether their mother learned a lesson from the girls' overexposure or if it would seem unseemly to her to have the boys be simply famous for being famous.

This was your 6666th post. Coincidence?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'll go you one step farther. Will Smith is more talented than all three of the guys you mentioned combined.

True.

Paris Hilton, on the other hand, had her best work of her life exposed when the Fuck tape came out.

Slam Paris' talent all you want. How many people do you know who've downloaded Six Degrees of Separation? Or watched Hitch more than once?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Slam Paris' talent all you want. How many people do you know who've downloaded Six Degrees of Separation? Or watched Hitch more than once?

A poor man's Pam and Tommy tape.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Slam Paris' talent all you want. How many people do you know who've downloaded Six Degrees of Separation? Or watched Hitch more than once?

Hey, I gave her props for that. I even acknowledged that it was her best work.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A poor man's Pam and Tommy tape.

Paris is to Pam as ribeye is to cat.