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08-01-2006, 05:56 PM
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#3631
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm kind of bored today. It happens. Don't worry, I'm sure it won't last much longer. I've never cut off any of your two-day mmmmmmm348729 roastings.
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08-01-2006, 05:59 PM
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#3632
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Cellini line or Oyster Perpetual?
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08-01-2006, 06:00 PM
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#3633
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And what about your tired protestations and [other parties'] protestations that female staff are vapid, insipid, stupid, inarticulate, married, fat n'frumpy, NotFunny and in some hellacious marriage? marriage isn't hellacious and we are more substantive than that. duh.
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Nobody has said that about female staff. We've just speculated that it describes you.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-01-2006, 06:01 PM
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#3634
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by taxwonk
She has a body. It has curves. There are soft parts and there are hard parts. That's really the way most people are. I agree that she may be heavier than most celebrities, but I think that's a worse reflection on us than it is on her.
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Thanks, Oprah.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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08-01-2006, 06:02 PM
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#3635
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Cellini line or Oyster Perpetual?
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Two tone, of course. With diamonelles.
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08-01-2006, 06:03 PM
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#3636
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thanks, Oprah.
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You're welcome, Lindsay.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-01-2006, 06:08 PM
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#3637
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by taxwonk
You're welcome, Lindsay.
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Nice. I'm going to shut the door and play with my tits.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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08-01-2006, 06:12 PM
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#3638
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. She's fat. Just b/c she's "the way most people [Americans] are" doesn't make her unfat. She's overweight.
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Oh sheeeeeeeit! Now you've done it. I'm outski before it hits the fan. Big time. Damn, man. You're one cold motherfucking motherfucker.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-01-2006, 06:14 PM
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#3639
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Two tone, of course. With diamonelles.
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Alright, alright, okay okay
Submariner, blue red. damn, boys. |
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08-01-2006, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I am not on meds. I do not have Tourettte's.
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This is a lot like Mel Gibson saying he's not a bigot.
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08-01-2006, 06:17 PM
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#3641
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Thoughts for a Thursday
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
She has a body. It has curves. There are soft parts and there are hard parts. That's really the way most people are. I agree that she may be heavier than most celebrities, but I think that's a worse reflection on us than it is on her.
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She is fat, but somewhat talented. But she's still fat. I wouldn't fuck her. Because she's fat.
(And the hard parts are called "bones." I'm pretty sure she has them even though I can't see any.*)
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*Because she's so fat. |
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08-01-2006, 06:19 PM
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#3642
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm kind of bored today. It happens. Don't worry, I'm sure it won't last much longer. I've never cut off any of your two-day mmmmmmm348729 roastings.
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Yeah. But there's no marshmallow at the end of your stick.
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08-01-2006, 06:20 PM
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#3643
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Nice. I'm going to shut the door and play with my tits.
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Do you think she can snort coke off her own tits? That would be cool.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-01-2006, 06:20 PM
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#3644
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
She is fat, but somewhat talented. But she's still fat. I wouldn't fuck her. Because she's fat.
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*Because she's so fat.
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I'd fuck her because she's a celebrity. What, do you hate America or something?
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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08-01-2006, 06:21 PM
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#3645
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
This is a lot like Mel Gibson saying he's not a bigot.
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pssst. you're better off with her here. you of all people should leave her alone.
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