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08-01-2006, 06:22 PM
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#3646
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Shape Shifter
What is a C-megs?
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Some dude on Penske's MySpace friends list.
[edited at request of said dude for outability reasons]
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 08-01-2006 at 06:53 PM..
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08-01-2006, 06:22 PM
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#3647
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Alright, alright, okay okay
Submariner, blue red. damn, boys.
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While you're compensating, why not one of those dinner plate sized Panarias?
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08-01-2006, 06:23 PM
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#3648
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
She is fat, but somewhat talented. But she's still fat. I wouldn't fuck her. Because she's fat.
(And the hard parts are called "bones." I'm pretty sure she has them even though I can't see any.*)
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*Because she's so fat.
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It's now or never. Tomorrow you'll be even better looking, so you'll be even less likely to fuck her then.
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08-01-2006, 06:23 PM
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#3649
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do you think she can snort coke off her own tits? That would be cool.
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Not any more.
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08-01-2006, 06:25 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,160
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've done that. I still have a click in my jaw from the time a dude called my bluff. Sucker punch, right out of the fucking blue. I took one swing back at him, connected with his neck, ducked his next haymaker and got the fuck out of there. Dude was big, and crazy.
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Sure THAT's what you blame the click on.... |
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08-01-2006, 06:27 PM
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#3651
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
While you're compensating, why not one of those dinner plate sized Panarias?
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Fuck that. Go all out.
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08-01-2006, 06:29 PM
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#3652
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
While you're compensating, why not one of those dinner plate sized Panarias?
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Nope. more tripio espresso, skim milk.
And FWIW, AoN, NTTAWT dinner is usually egg white quiche with non fat cheese or sushi or fish no carbs. heh.
Last edited by patentparanyc; 08-01-2006 at 06:31 PM..
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08-01-2006, 06:29 PM
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#3653
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Thoughts for a Thursday
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
She is fat, but somewhat talented. But she's still fat. I wouldn't fuck her. Because she's fat.
(And the hard parts are called "bones." I'm pretty sure she has them even though I can't see any.*)
TM
*Because she's so fat.
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You'd fuck her. I'd fuck her. We'd all fuck her. Even the women. Just because...
"Burger or hot dog?"
"Burger."
"What'd you do last weekend?"
"I banged that kinda cute porky chick from AI."
"No shit. She can sing."
"Yep."
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08-01-2006, 06:33 PM
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#3654
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Thoughts for a Thursday
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It's now or never. Tomorrow you'll be even better looking, so you'll be even less likely to fuck her then.
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And she'll be fatter.
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08-01-2006, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Thoughts for a Thursday
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You'd fuck her. I'd fuck her. We'd all fuck her. Even the women. Just because...
"Burger or hot dog?"
"Burger."
"What'd you do last weekend?"
"I banged that kinda cute porky chick from AI."
"No shit. She can sing."
"Yep."
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Wrong. I don't think you could name a fat celebrity I'd fuck.
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08-01-2006, 06:36 PM
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#3656
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You'd fuck her. I'd fuck her. We'd all fuck her. Even the women. Just because...
"Burger or hot dog?"
"Burger."
"What'd you do last weekend?"
"I banged that kinda cute porky chick from AI."
"No shit. She can sing."
"Yep."
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No.
"Burger or hot dog?"
"Burger."
"What'd you do last weekend?"
"That kinda cute porky chick from AI wanted to bang me in the parking lot of some club."
"Did you?"
"Fuck no- she left with Sebby."
"No shit. She can sing."
"Yep."
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08-01-2006, 06:37 PM
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#3657
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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ThurgreedMarshall
Wrong. I don't think you could name a fat celebrity I'd fuck.
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Janet?
Miss Jackson if you' nasty |
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08-01-2006, 06:40 PM
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#3658
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Janet?
Miss Jackson if you' nasty
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she ain't fat *right* now. |
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08-01-2006, 06:45 PM
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#3659
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wrong. I don't think you could name a fat celebrity I'd fuck.
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It's not like she has six toes or anything.
Maybe she could just suck it?
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08-01-2006, 06:51 PM
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#3660
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
She is fat, but somewhat talented.
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We need to stop saying that people who can sing are "talented". I know 3 women in my close group of friends who sound better (w/out any studio help) than Clarkson. There are a whole lotta folks out there who are good (but not great) singers.
X-Tina is the exception to the pop-star rule that you only have to be a good (but not great) singer to succeed. Bitch can belt it out.
Other great singers:
Sinatra
Dolly
Whitney
Aretha
Patsy Cline
Al Green
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