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08-11-2006, 11:29 AM
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#4741
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Shoe Repair
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Originally posted by Fugee
Hah! J. Fred's wife is too good for you. Actually she is also too good for J. Fred, but that's beside the point.
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Yes, but, to her credit/benefit, I was actually a step up.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-11-2006, 11:30 AM
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#4742
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Speaking of Shoes....
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Originally posted by Fugee
Sorry about that. Don't know if this will help or make your head explode....
The oddly fascinating Zayra from Rock Star. Check out the stripper shoes.
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Whatever it is she's wearing, it makes her look like she's got a unit. A small unit, but a unit nonetheless.
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08-11-2006, 11:35 AM
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#4743
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Michelle Wie
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wanker the pubescent-o-phile is a tax atty, not a benefits atty.
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I'm not the one he's talking about, you ugly old crone.
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08-11-2006, 11:36 AM
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#4744
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Shoe Repair
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Ping pong ball, I am more malleable than a golf ball. Ask your wife.
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I asked his wife. She said that the word wasn't malleable so much as it was soft.
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08-11-2006, 11:40 AM
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#4745
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Michelle Wie
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
former Cravath benefits attorney.
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You mean the guy the tax guy who got caught with the stable of young girls here in the city? or different. |
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08-11-2006, 11:44 AM
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#4746
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Shoe Repair
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Bitch, you aren't James fucking Joyce. Write in sentences.
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You have a serious misogynistic streak. And you aren't funny. Issues. I'm a para I'm harmless. Why use a hurlitzer for a fly? |
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08-11-2006, 11:51 AM
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#4747
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Only a sharpened one. Can you say, "shiv?"
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I thought it wasn't sharpened........I was referring to the episode where Cutler used the spoon. It was sharpened? Yuk.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-11-2006, 11:56 AM
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#4748
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Shoe Repair
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Only $2.99/minute?
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Believe it or not, recently my path intersected with some certain phone sex entrepreneurs. Apparently it pays more than the lawyer gig. A. lot. more.
Add another one to the "missed that boat" category.
Thankfully as a lawyer, I get the intangible benefit of knowing that I am furthering social justice and equity by defending, protecting and upholding the rights of the downtrodden under the law. Phew, if wasn't for that I'd be bitter and angry.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-11-2006, 11:57 AM
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#4749
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Michelle Wie
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
former Cravath benefits attorney.
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Whatever happened to that poor slob? Asspounded in Rikers? Ossining?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-11-2006, 11:58 AM
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#4750
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Shoe Repair
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You have a serious misogynistic streak. And you aren't funny. Issues. I'm a para I'm harmless. Why use a hurlitzer for a fly?
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Why indeed? Using a hurlitzer for a fly is like using a wompditty for a backwards snake. It just makes no sense.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-11-2006, 11:59 AM
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#4751
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Shoe Repair
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
I asked his wife. She said that the word wasn't malleable so much as it was soft.
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Yes, but in fairness I had just finished up with your wife minutes before. I'm old, I needed a few minutes rest , a couple of oysters and a ginseng shake.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-11-2006, 12:07 PM
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#4752
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Shoe Repair
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why indeed? Using a hurlitzer for a fly is like using a wompditty for a backwards snake. It just makes no sense.
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Was she talking about izzy hurlitzer from flushing?or his cousin freddy hurlitzer the schmatta from Delancey street with her it's hard to tell sometimes.
Damn, i'm hotttt.
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08-11-2006, 12:08 PM
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#4753
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Shoe Repair
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes, but in fairness I had just finished up with your wife minutes before. I'm old, I needed a few minutes rest , a couple of oysters and a ginseng shake.
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You can call it what you want to, I call it failure to perform.
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08-11-2006, 12:24 PM
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#4754
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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So
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yeah, that would look good. "I must confiscate these panties because they could be used as a bomb. And that gold ring, because you could use it as a bomb."
Sure it's wasteful, but it's better than the alternative.
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I'm pretty sure airport security has been confiscating Sierra Mist just because it tastes good. I saw something about it on the TV.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-11-2006, 12:30 PM
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#4755
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Shoe Repair
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Was she talking about izzy hurlitzer from flushing?or his cousin freddy hurlitzer the schmatta from Delancey street with her it's hard to tell sometimes.
Damn, i'm hotttt.
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you are not funny. I don't even crack a smile when I read your posts. and other posts are laugh out loud guffaw funny.
and it is a riot since you try so haaaaard to be funny and it seems so forced. even your like, sig line etc. not funny.
at least I know my own limitations I am not funny and don't even try to be funny.
Last edited by patentparanyc; 08-11-2006 at 12:33 PM..
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