Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Adder
Please only post here in English. Or Spanish, German, French, Ojibwe, or any other actual language.

STP.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not a clue. That action freaks me out. I hear that thing running, I go into the basement and drink...

it's quite loud. I felt cowlike...and like Kate Beckinsale I was prolific ounces upon ounces, 7 months pumping for each kid.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Well that is because she is MENSA and a model and white don't you get it? hmmm? I mean gosh golly people what is left to validate?

We've all seen her in a red french-cut.

'nuff said.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's got one of those pumps. I can get you all you need, but no C.O.D. or Paypal shit.

Wire.

Eh, I don't like having to go to the trouble of re-heating it. I posted an ad on Craigs List for a new wet nurse. We'll see what comes of it. sts.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
You are correct, sir.

He's very handsome -- we gotta start making some money off that.

Picture below specifically selected to make GWNC nostalgic.

[Adder]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No Googling here. You hear me?

Huh?

[dtb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
No. I don't think that is the way to soul perfection or nirvana or the gates of heaven. I am saying I am becoming a better person trying to attain being a more giving soul. doesn't mean because I am on this giving bender I am morally superior. But it does make me multi dimensional and more complex than when I was single. when I was single all I had to worry about was me, and my outfit for that day and like my little social life. and my little interests. Now it is big time complex....layers of figuring things out on many levels.

That's great that you are pleased with your life's choices - I'm pretty sure I speak for the oval of oafishness when I say that no one has a quarrel with that. What they have a quarrel with is your apparent belief (again, I honestly don't think you believe this) that everyone else must rank life's choices the same way you do.

Some people shouldn't become parents. If a person recognizes that about him/herself and avoids parenthood, I respect that a whole lot more than someone who has a child because s/he was trying to live up to someone else's ideal of what a "complete" life is.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
it's quite loud. I felt cowlike...and like Kate Beckinsale I was prolific ounces upon ounces, 7 months pumping for each kid.

That's where the Es give you the advantage.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm really afraid of them. When I first moved in with my wife she had 2 cats. I hate cats. Anyway, I had a dream where one of the cats, Mavis, was trapped in a field full of snakes and I bravely walked in and rescued her. wifey knew then that I must love her to do that for her cat.

AON- I went to visit a client in Asheville NC. the company had relocated from Mi. Anyway we went golfing and these guys were telling stories of seeing Mocassins in the ponds, having rallte snakes cross the cart path in front of them and all over the woods. Why would you golf in the south? I didn't even try to find any balls in the woods.

The copperhead incident happened when I was ten. I was running outside around twilight in bare feet and stepped on one. Fortunately, I felt it and managed to teleport to the porch before it bit me, but I didn't go outside for the rest of the summer.

I've probably encountered a good dozen snakes in the wild since then--all triggering teleportation--but most terrifying was when I was at my family's ranch maybe five few years back. I was in the kitchen, and I looked up to see a seven foot black snake slithering down the kitchen window. I couldn't tell which side of the glass it was on. I screamed like there was no tomorrow and jumped on my mother's back when she came in to see what the ruckus was all about. My dad ran out with a hoe and there are still divot marks on the porch from where he and the snake did battle. Turns out that there was a bird's nest on the ledge above the window and the snake crawled up there to have some lunch.

Friend of mine whose ranch is outside of Dallas heard something during dinner, told his wife not to move, got a gun, and shot a bunch of times under the dinng room table. Killed a rattlesnake and put a lot of holes in his floor.

I'm totally not going to sleep next week.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by dtb
That's great that you are pleased with your life's choices - I'm pretty sure I speak for the oval of oafishness when I say that no one has a quarrel with that. What they have a quarrel with is your apparent belief (again, I honestly don't think you believe this) that everyone else must rank life's choices the same way you do.

Some people shouldn't become parents. If a person recognizes that about him/herself and avoids parenthood, I respect that a whole lot more than someone who has a child because s/he was trying to live up to someone else's ideal of what a "complete" life is.

In fairness, Hank's wife thought that it would be a mistake for him to be a parent, with his history of.....well, you know the sordid tale......which is why* she avoided sex with him before and after they were married, but we both agree, he has done fine in the role of non-biological "dad". People can grow into it.


eta: *actually, it was one of many reasons. nuf said.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
He's very handsome -- we gotta start making some money off that.

Picture below specifically selected to make GWNC nostalgic.

oohhh! I am totally nostalgic!

[Penske_Account]

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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The copperhead incident happened when I was ten. I was running outside around twilight in bare feet and stepped on one. Fortunately, I felt it and managed to teleport to the porch before it bit me, but I didn't go outside for the rest of the summer.

I've probably encountered a good dozen snakes in the wild since then--all triggering teleportation--but most terrifying was when I was at my family's ranch maybe five few years back. I was in the kitchen, and I looked up to see a seven foot black snake slithering down the kitchen window. I couldn't tell which side of the glass it was on. I screamed like there was no tomorrow and jumped on my mother's back when she came in to see what the ruckus was all about. My dad ran out with a hoe and there are still divot marks on the porch from where he and the snake did battle. Turns out that there was a bird's nest on the ledge above the window and the snake crawled up there to have some lunch.

Friend of mine whose ranch is outside of Dallas heard something during dinner, told his wife not to move, got a gun, and shot a bunch of times under the dinng room table. Killed a rattlesnake and put a lot of holes in his floor.

I'm totally not going to sleep next week.

Good thing they weren't on a plane.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No it's not. You live; you die. You do something and collect money, friends and family in between and get yer ya yas out. If you do it right, you leave with a smile.

I'm not sure whose lyrics there are, but they are heavy stuff. The last part -- maybe the Dead?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not a clue. That action freaks me out. I hear that thing running, I go into the basement and drink...

You hear the sink running and you go into the basement and drink. I think you took one too many trips down Lysergia Way back in your youth. You're all freaked out these days.