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08-28-2006, 05:56 PM
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#4111
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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I've just about had enough of...
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Um... no, and no. When you guess at what my home life is like, you reach new levels of stupidity -- which, for you, is truly impressive.
The shrew aspect of your personality grates on me because I don't like shrews. It's complicated, I know, but if you read that sentence a few times you may understand it.
In particular, I don't like shrews who mistake shrewness for being a "strong woman." The evidence suggests that you are anything but. (Strong women, in my experience, do not run around begging people to tell them they are pretty and pouting for weeks on end when people fail to do so.)
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Sidd I've gotta tell u your homelife? doesn't make or break my day. your ignorance regarding clothes irks me some tho. |
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08-28-2006, 05:58 PM
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#4112
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Race-based Survivor
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was highly disappointed that this novel wasn't about sitting on your hand, having it fall asleep and then masturbating with it. Now THAT would have been existential.
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Did you ever let your lover see The Stranger in yourself? |
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08-28-2006, 06:01 PM
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#4113
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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I've just about had enough of...
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Shrew
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Sidd, I'm *so* over it already, but I just asked my assistant if she thought I was snarly and she said absolutely not. So there. |
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08-28-2006, 06:02 PM
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#4114
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Kyra
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can't believe that's Armani.
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I can't believe that's married to Kevin Bacon.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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08-28-2006, 06:02 PM
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#4115
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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Summer reruns
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
When does the new season start? September?
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we don't get to vote her off of the island. |
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08-28-2006, 06:03 PM
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#4116
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Race-based Survivor
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you ever let your lover see The Stranger in yourself?
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Is this a sleeping thumb-in-the-ass joke?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-28-2006, 06:03 PM
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#4117
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Kyra
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I can't believe that's married to Kevin Bacon.
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She looks like a fish and I heart The Closer. but she does. guppy central. |
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08-28-2006, 06:03 PM
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#4118
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Kyra
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I can't believe that's married to Kevin Bacon.
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Everything tastes better with Bacon wrapped around it. |
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08-28-2006, 06:04 PM
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#4119
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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I give her an Oh.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
You know, if you put more effort in your insults, I might be more inspired. I mean, let's face it, the "Wonk has moobs" cliche is almost as played out as the "ppnyc is chubby and insecure" cliche.
We're all only as good as our motivation, Monkey.
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Oh ho, the olde "I know you are but what am I" gambit? I surrender. I would counter with the "No-matter-what you-say, I-only-believe-what-I-choose-to" maneuver, but I'd be outclassed.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-28-2006, 06:05 PM
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#4120
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Irrelevant interruption
I hate automatic flush toilets.
That is all. As you were.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-28-2006, 06:05 PM
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#4121
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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I've just about had enough of...
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Sidd I've gotta tell u your homelife? doesn't make or break my day. your ignorance regarding clothes irks me some tho.
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Excellent use of a question mark, BTW.
eta: Can I say "BTW" if that's the only thing I'm saying? Maybe not. Oops.
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Originally posted by RT
I hate automatic flush toilets.
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You and one of the Ty-lettes (pun intended). He's doing the potty-training thing, a huge part of which (for him, not for us) is flushing. So not getting to flush is a massive disappointment. Also, the devices are not calibrated to his profile (hi Spanky!), causing premature flushage while he's still sitting. Which can be very upsetting if you're new to the whole routine.
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08-28-2006, 06:06 PM
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#4122
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Race-based Survivor
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was highly disappointed that this novel wasn't about sitting on your hand, having it fall asleep and then masturbating with it. Now THAT would have been existential.
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Try reading ppnyc's posts instead. Reasonable facsimile?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-28-2006, 06:07 PM
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#4123
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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I've just about had enough of...
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sidd, I'm *so* over it already, but I just asked my assistant if she thought I was snarly and she said absolutely not. So there.
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Did I call you snarly? I remember using a variety of adjectives to describe you, but I think they were mostly pretty flattering -- which is what you get when you fill me with enough pink-tinged drinks to drown a horse. |
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08-28-2006, 06:07 PM
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#4124
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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I've just about had enough of...
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You took the words right out of my mouth.
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It must have been while you were kissing me.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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08-28-2006, 06:08 PM
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#4125
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Kyra
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
She looks like a fish and I heart The Closer. but she does. guppy central.
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I'd bassfuck her.
I'd pike her.
I'd put it in her tuna.
I'd roll her sushi.
I'd pound her flounder.
Hey! I'm back. And you guys thought I'd growed up.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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