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[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That sounds sort of pleasant. Certainly more pleasant than tacos.

I wonder how it compares to curry or camembert (or both?).

Didn't the self-smeller guy (from Yahoo! days of yore) claim that his man-privates smelled of freshly baked cookies?

[SlaveNoMore]

taxwonk
What do you think?

I think I would hit you with a brick or stab you if you asked me that question.

But being from Chicago, perhaps Coltrane will buy you a sausage and a beer to discuss.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
If the apple-butter-crotch guy lives in SS's neighborhood, maybe he can write an online review of the scent.

Why would he have to live in my neighborhood for him to do that?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by dtb
I wonder how it compares to curry or camembert (or both?).

Didn't the self-smeller guy (from Yahoo! days of yore) claim that his man-privates smelled of freshly baked cookies?

Only in the presence of a faux leather chair.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why would he have to live in my neighborhood for him to do that?

Proximity?

Dtb clearly does not want you to have to trek all over the city in search of apple-butter balls.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why would he have to live in my neighborhood for him to do that?

Great googly-woogly, did that just happen??!!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Proximity?

Dtb clearly does not want you to have to trek all over the city in search of apple-butter balls.

I think you mean "in search of a whiff of apple-butter balls," Ms. Mensa.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
And you have reminded me of this:

• In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time.
  
  So she went to check it out.
  
  She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!
  
  She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.
  
  "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"
  
  "For about 60 years."
  
  "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
  
  "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."
  
  "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
  
  "Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."

That was awesome.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think you mean "in search of a whiff of apple-butter balls," Ms. Mensa.

I think what I actually mean is "in search of a whiff of apple butter-scented balls."

Thank you for your guidance down the path of goodness and righteousness.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Do you ever go to Starbuck's?

W-A-T-E-R and the best part is SS points to Ty as being the smart one.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think what I actually mean is "in search of a whiff of apple butter-scented balls."

Thank you for your guidance down the path of goodness and righteousness.

Are you bowing?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you bowing?

If yes, what do you smell?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is so stupid to post on here rather than emailing or text messaging or something.

translation: I disagree with all of Spanky's post, but on procedural grounds, not substantively.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Great googly-woogly, did that just happen??!!

I feel like I am 9 years old again, and my father and uncles are speaking in code about (what I later learn from older brother Not Nick) the relative advantages and disadvantages of various establishments frequented by them while on shore leave in Hawaii.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Spanky
I am curious to know who these friends are too. To be honest, I am a little skeptical they exist.

I only partially disagree with this post.