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09-06-2006, 06:08 PM
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#1531
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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And you know who you are
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Whiff is a subset of whoosh.
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TM is illustrating here why it's that "banker is a subset of loser" and not the other way around. |
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09-06-2006, 06:10 PM
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#1532
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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And you know who you are
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Let's just say I glorified my sweet spot.
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Or you took your spot in the glory hole.
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09-06-2006, 06:14 PM
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#1533
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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And you know who you are
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Or you took your spot in the glory hole.
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Who goes down there for fruit cocktail? Why don't they make pussy-scented pussywipes?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-06-2006, 06:18 PM
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#1534
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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And you know who you are
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Originally posted by dtb
TM is illustrating here why it's that "banker is a subset of loser" and not the other way around.
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Here. I found you a sweet spot fresher upper.
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09-06-2006, 06:21 PM
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#1535
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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And you know who you are
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here. I found you a sweet spot fresher upper.
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Do you think they make those shirts with a longer sleeve (for ease of tying around the neck)? |
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09-06-2006, 06:22 PM
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#1536
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Passive-Agression
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
does whether or not she flushes depend on if there are partners in the restroom?
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True story.......
I go to the bathroom this afternoon. As I walk in I see one of the Vietnamese guys whose bathroom etiquette I detailed in another recent post. Anyway, I am tempted to turn around and hold it for a few more hours, but I really have to pee. In order to avoid being at the urinals together and to flesh out whether or not he has a chatty buddy in the stalls again, I go to the sink and wash my hands. No chatting, so I assume its safe. I take up position at a urinal, about 90 seconds has passed since I came up (keep in mind he was already at the urinal in position when I came in). Just as I start to pee, I hear his fly zip. I'm thankful, looks like I ducked another uncomfortable encounter.......
But he is still standing there....and then he farts a couple of times. Pfffttt. Pffffft. I'm already peeing so I am stuck. Then he starts peeing. He apparently was not zipping up, but zipping down. At that point, it just seems too weird.....what was he doing standing at the urinal all that time beforehand??? Waiting for me??? Was this ambush piss??? I finished before he did and raced out without washing my hands.
I suppose that's okay, urine is sterile right?
Anyhoo, thoughts? What type of bathroom terrorists do I have here?
........true story.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-06-2006, 06:22 PM
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#1537
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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And you know who you are
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here. I found you a sweet spot fresher upper.
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It was bad enough when they just had teeth. Now they have claws, too?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-06-2006, 06:23 PM
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#1538
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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And you know who you are
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here. I found you a sweet spot fresher upper.
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Lobster-scented pussy is overrated. Go for crab-scented.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-06-2006, 06:27 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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And you know who you are
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It was bad enough when they just had teeth. Now they have claws, too?
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If you go further up north, you'll encounter the famed saber-toothed pussy-lobster. So be warned. |
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09-06-2006, 06:32 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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And you know who you are
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If you go further up north, you'll encounter the famed saber-toothed pussy-lobster. So be warned.
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This made me snort Diet Coke out of my pussy.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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09-06-2006, 06:34 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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And you know who you are
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This made me snort Diet Coke out of my pussy.
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Could be worse. She could have gone with the woolly mammoth.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-06-2006, 06:59 PM
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#1542
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Passive-Agression
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
True story.......
I go to the bathroom this afternoon. As I walk in I see one of the Vietnamese guys whose bathroom etiquette I detailed in another recent post. Anyway, I am tempted to turn around and hold it for a few more hours, but I really have to pee. In order to avoid being at the urinals together and to flesh out whether or not he has a chatty buddy in the stalls again, I go to the sink and wash my hands. No chatting, so I assume its safe. I take up position at a urinal, about 90 seconds has passed since I came up (keep in mind he was already at the urinal in position when I came in). Just as I start to pee, I hear his fly zip. I'm thankful, looks like I ducked another uncomfortable encounter.......
But he is still standing there....and then he farts a couple of times. Pfffttt. Pffffft. I'm already peeing so I am stuck. Then he starts peeing. He apparently was not zipping up, but zipping down. At that point, it just seems too weird.....what was he doing standing at the urinal all that time beforehand??? Waiting for me??? Was this ambush piss??? I finished before he did and raced out without washing my hands.
I suppose that's okay, urine is sterile right?
Anyhoo, thoughts? What type of bathroom terrorists do I have here?
........true story.
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Why didn't you just ask him what the hell he was doing? "Were you actually waiting for someone to join you to start peeing?" He'll respond with something like, "I have a condition that means it takes awhile for me to get started," or some shit, but he won't hang out next to you anymore after you actually make it clear that that shit is fucking disgusting, even if he does have whatever problem I just made up.
Or you could just buy him some sweet spotters and offer them to him next time.
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09-06-2006, 07:00 PM
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#1543
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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And you know who you are
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Lobster-scented pussy is overrated. Go for crab-scented.
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She has built-in melted butter and garlic sauce.
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09-06-2006, 07:01 PM
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#1544
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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And you know who you are
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This made me snort Diet Coke out of my pussy.
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This is the only time an lol type comment made sense to post. Nicely done.
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09-06-2006, 07:17 PM
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#1545
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,132
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Passive-Agression
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why didn't you just ask him what the hell he was doing? "Were you actually waiting for someone to join you to start peeing?" He'll respond with something like, "I have a condition that means it takes awhile for me to get started," or some shit, but he won't hang out next to you anymore after you actually make it clear that that shit is fucking disgusting, even if he does have whatever problem I just made up.
Or you could just buy him some sweet spotters and offer them to him next time.
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I bring work with me to the urinal to let people I don't want to be bothered. Got this shoulder bag with two compartments, 1 for "to be reviewed documents" and 1 for "reviewed." Practice pointer: only bring copies in case you have to mark one. No free hands means you'll have to mark things the old fashion way.
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