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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
As a matter of fact, yes.

Any GILF?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Paisley
Yes. Nox4 is Not Bob's girlfriend.

ETA - And he hasn't even complimented my hair. Pout.

He complimented mine.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

That is really nice hair.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That is really nice hair.

That is because it is "groomed @ Fekkai with retro-chunky highlights"

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That is really nice hair.

What is the meaning of your location line? Because it sounds really hot.

I can't be alone among the women in thinking it would be great to be with a man with eight hands. It would be even better if they were retractable, for appearances' sake.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What is the meaning of your location line? Because it sounds really hot.

I can't be alone among the women in thinking it would be great to be with a man with eight hands. It would be even better if they were retractable, for appearances' sake.

Meaning some Hindu esque deity with the 8 arms all waving at once? That kind of visual?

Speaking of visual stimulation, what is the meaning of x-ray eyes? you are staring through chick's shirts? or something more sinister in nature.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

I can't be alone among the women in thinking it would be great to be with a man with eight hands. It would be even better if they were retractable, for appearances' sake.

when they caught Jeffrey Dahmer, he had like 12 hands, if you count the ones in his refrigerator. Would that be too many?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when they caught Jeffrey Dahmer, he had like 12 hands, if you count the ones in his refrigerator. Would that be too many?

Even though you killed my buzz, that was funny.

En fuego!!

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Even though you killed my buzz, that was funny.

En fuego!!

That was kind of a buzz kill--but on point funny.

I just had this visual of chilled hands. bleh.

[nononono]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I bought a rabbit after everyone here raved about theirs.

I can't make it work. I mean, I can make it work, but I can't get it to make me come.

Which is shocking, because I actually can come from the wind blowing and all.

But the rabbit? Blech.

I like this one http://www.goodvibes.com/item--i-1-2...-08_27_31.html but mine is red.

Not my fave, either.

ETA - the bullets, though, now that rocks. I received one from Good Vibrations that requires 6 AA batteries and has 10 settings. It is awesome, though it ought to carry a warning label to start slow.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Paisley
Yes. Nox4 is Not Bob's girlfriend.

ETA - And he hasn't even complimented my hair. Pout.

Mine either! What kind of boyfriend is that? Alas, I've been left by the wayside.*


*Added, because I STP, post-hoc to obviate ppnyc's virtual attempts to shove me in front of a train. I certainly can't compete with someone who doesn't get the difference between "retro" and "out of style," which is particularly poignant in a high-octane city.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by nononono
Mine either! What kind of boyfriend is that? Alas, I've been left by the wayside.*


*Added, because I STP, post-hoc to obviate ppnyc's virtual attempts to shove me in front of a train. I certainly can't compete with someone who doesn't get the difference between "retro" and "out of style," which is particularly poignant in a high-octane city.

I don't DO chunky highlights girl. I'm asian I don't mess with the color. They layer my hair and that is it. I think Fekkai can handle that. and I don't even think he is OUT OF STYLE really. who is in style? garret or garren salon or a few of the 700 dollar places? that ain't how I roll.

And [wrinkling my nose] my hair does look better with the Bumble shampoo. I did the whole Kiehl's and Fekkai shampoo [and redken and joico and biolage but whatever]

Shit, even TM agreed I have nice long healthy thick hair. way past shoulders.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Any GILF?

GILF?

Girls? Grandmothers? Goyim?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
it's all about you and restaurants local to you?

no. Taxwonk is also "very involved with food" and I have to help him also. Telling him about LA Ethiopian restaurants doesn't help him much, although if he were truly helpful he would have pulled the fire alarm at a certain Chicago lawfirm yesterday at about noon.

Fringey actually gave me the names and locations of two Chicago restaurants. (Thanks, Fringey!!) Thus, she was very hepful.

And if you want bmb threats, fire alarms, etc., you have to give me advance notice. For future reference, if the deposition is going that badly, you can always fake a heart attack. I know a plaintiff lawyer here in town, since retired, who used that trick on at least two occasions. Truly one of the profession's leading lights.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by taxwonk
For future reference, if the deposition is going that badly, you can always fake a heart attack. I know a plaintiff lawyer here in town, since retired, who used that trick on at least two occasions. Truly one of the profession's leading lights.

deposition or "deposition"?

(and profession or "profession"?)