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[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
How many can you keep track of simultaneously 1) without getting confused about who's on calling you on the phone when a voice says "Hey, it's me!" and 2) remembering which name to say in bed?

And you also have to keep track of to whom you've told what stories. Like if you keep having to ask him if you've already told him something, then you are dating too many people. I find it very hard to date simultaneously because it messes with my head.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
1. It depends on the individual, you slut. If you're going to date more than 4 simultaneously, though, you should rent a stretch limo.

2. No, but I'd be happy to sue or defend someone over it when it's done.

Oh, please. I hate stretch limos.

[dtb]

Originally posted by nononono
I got over enjoying conversation with haircutter/stylers when one of mine here mentioned that his parents were turning 40.

I got my hair done today (at the chic-est of all chic spots, natch), and the adolescent they had blowdrying my hair burned my scalp about 3 times. Little fucker.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
it messes with my head.

the noun or the verb?

[nononono]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
How many can you keep track of simultaneously 1) without getting confused about who's on calling you on the phone when a voice says "Hey, it's me!" and 2) remembering which name to say in bed?

Possible solution to #2 - dating only men who share the same name? Giving everyone the same pet name?

With respect to #1 - "hey, you! how are you?" is usually enough to get them talking to buy time to figure it out.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And how will the datees distinguish nonononon and Paisley? Is it easier with avatars on?

I'm the one who doesn't know L.A.

[nononono]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And you also have to keep track of to whom you've told what stories. Like if you keep having to ask him if you've already told him something, then you are dating too many people. I find it very hard to date simultaneously because it messes with my head.

Excellent point. Would it be distracting to keep a contemporaneous written log as you tell each amusing anecdote?

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
How many can you keep track of simultaneously 1) without getting confused about who's on calling you on the phone when a voice says "Hey, it's me!" and 2) remembering which name to say in bed?

And always remember to introduce each to subsets of your friends.

I will never forget: I was 16 and my dad's best friend, who was recently divorced came over to the house with his girlfriend. I asked her "So how's the teaching job going?" and she said "I'm a nurse."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by nononono
Oh, please. I hate stretch limos.

So trashy.

A nice, black Lincoln Town Car is perfect. No tint.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And you also have to keep track of to whom you've told what stories. Like if you keep having to ask him if you've already told him something, then you are dating too many people. I find it very hard to date simultaneously because it messes with my head.

When you get older this is less of a problem.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
I got my hair done today (at the chic-est of all chic spots, natch), and the adolescent they had blowdrying my hair burned my scalp about 3 times. Little fucker.

loose underwear I bet.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by nononono
I actually don't subscribe to the theory that you must mention every variant of every joke everytime you come within 50 feet of it.

Do you really want to go down as the first person to be put in the Land of Fu, Once Removed? Because ppnyc responds to every post, but you respond to every one of her posts. And that's really a sad reason to be banished, don't you think?

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
two of em
[list=1][*]A woman tried to have another woman bumped off. The other woman's crime? She was in a picture on the first woman's boyfriend's myspace page. Remarably, none of these people appear to be from Texas. $500 for a hit seems low. On the other hand, flinty probably could have done it cheaper and without ratting anyone out. There's no professionalism in hitmanning anymore.
[*]J.K. Rowling, who seems to like publicity, says she fought TSA about whether or not she could carry the new Harry Potter manuscript on the plane. The manuscript was in liquid form?[/list=1]

For a time, on flights between the UK and the US on UK carriers, you were allowed NO carry-on luggage. Only your travel documents and prescription medication. Everything had to be carried in a plastic bag (supplied by the airline).

I didn't read the story, so I don't know if that was the case with her.

[nononono]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Do you really want to go down as the first person to be put in the Land of Fu, Once Removed? Because ppnyc responds to every post, but you respond to every one of her posts. And that's really a sad reason to be banished, don't you think?

TM

Now, TM, be kind to me. I considered your earlier suggestion, and cold turkey is just so...hard. So I'm taking a weaning-off approach. You have no idea how many urges I've quelled.

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My internet girlfriend is smoking hot. And she lets me wear my boots to bed.

All the better to admire your bootylicious form.