More pie - Page 269

NotFromHere · 09-15-2006, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was recipient of the Junior Golden Wiener Award from 1988-1991.

How many did you have to eat in order to win that award?

pony_trekker · 09-15-2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I ain't gonna lie. I likes. But it looks someone drew her stomach on.

TM

Let me introduce you to my friend: Huron Krak.

taxwonk · 09-15-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was recipient of the Junior Golden Wiener Award from 1988-1991.

Junior? You didn't like the larger ones?

Not Bob · 09-15-2006, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So she's not pretty?

You know who is pretty? And who we haven't seen around here in a while? Ashley. Complicated, intelligent, gorgeous Ashley.

Hank Chinaski · 09-15-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So she's not pretty?

This is interesting.

maybe ppnyc has looks dyslexia, like she sees attractiveness backwards? ncs- ask your SIL if that's a real syndrome.

There's nothing wrong with airbrushing. That she might not look so good IF I saw her doesn't matter because I won't.

Sidd Finch · 09-15-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So she's not pretty?

This is interesting.

Take it from a dirty old man. She would only be pretty if she were short fat and dumpy, but with better hair and floppier tits.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 09-15-2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So she's not pretty?

This is interesting.

Too bad she's not here to defend herself. That would be interesting to hear.

patentparanyc · 09-15-2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
And yet, there she is, modelling. And Grace Kelly had little tired bags under her eyes at times. Never should have let her near a movie screen.

that's like saying "take the shittiest employee on the floor, sleeping at his or her desk and look! they get the same salary if not more than you" there are models and then there are models.

Beautiful women have either very even features proportionate to their face shape [Carolyn Murphy perhaps] or distinctive features arranged in such a way as to invoke beauty [think Scarlett or Charlize] I'm about to butcher her name, but Asiwayra Rai or whatever the heck her name is like amazing looking. That is an ethnic look that her features are flawless, proportionate and her skin needs minimal airbrushing and her eyes pop with the light color. just fucking wow.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-15-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Jesus H, man -- if you keep critiquing pics of hot women in this way, people will start believing ppnyc's view that you are an unreasonably harsh grader. (Though somehow I doubt that she looks exactly like whassername from the Black Eyed Peas.)

Uh...That's not a critique. Her stomach looks great. It just looks like it's drawn on. Fringe basically said the same thing. Air brush city.

And this is Fergie:

TM

patentparanyc · 09-15-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Take it from a dirty old man. She would only be pretty if she were short fat and dumpy, but with better hair and floppier tits.

Sidd, this isn't *about* me. No cubed said this board is all about our opinions and I am offering one.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-15-2006, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Let me introduce you to my friend: Huron Krak.

Are you saying you don't like the way she looks or that no one touched up her stomach? Because either one of those statements are retarded.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-15-2006, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
You know who is pretty? And who we haven't seen around here in a while? Ashley. Complicated, intelligent, gorgeous Ashley.

Hi Not Bob!!

I think Ashley is pretty as well.

pony_trekker · 09-15-2006, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you saying you don't like the way she looks or that no one touched up her stomach? Because either one of those statements are retarded.

TM

Anyone who says anything other than "I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit" is on krak.

ltl/fb · 09-15-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh...That's not a critique. Her stomach looks great. It just looks like it's drawn on. Fringe basically said the same thing. Air brush city.

And this is Fergie:

TM

Her hair doesn't suck, and her breasts look nice from that angle, so with airbrushing, she too could look freakishly smooth. and her chipmunk cheeks could be shaved down. And maybe they could either make her forehead look a little bigger, or reduce her jaw, so her face would be more balanced.

I like the hair on the breast, though. Nice look. Partly because it doesn't look like a stylist carefully placed it there.

ltl/fb · 09-15-2006, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Anyone who says anything other than "I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit" is on krak.

I would never, ever, ever consider eating the peanuts (or anything else) out of her shit. Except the girl as portrayed in that picture doesn't exist. The girl in that picture is a cartoon, and I don't think cartoons make shit. If there were some paper cartoon shit, and it had peanuts on it, I might eat those peanuts. Because they'd just be regular peanuts attached to a paper cutout. If they were attached with honey, I'd definitely eat them.