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09-29-2006, 02:18 PM
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#1786
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I say daddy.
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awesome.
Usually my mouth is too full to say anything. |
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09-29-2006, 02:19 PM
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#1787
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
awesome.
Usually my mouth is too full to say anything.
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Mine, too! But daddy hates crumbs in the bed. |
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09-29-2006, 02:19 PM
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#1788
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Agree, but it almost always has to correspond with an ass slap.
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What are you slapping with? Does that make a difference? |
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09-29-2006, 02:21 PM
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#1789
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
What are you slapping with? Does that make a difference?
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I picture Coltrane with a modified kayak paddle. |
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09-29-2006, 02:22 PM
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#1790
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Help
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ozzie and Harriet were athiests? The Cleavers?
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Did you miss the episode where Ozzie and Harriet invited Madalyn Murray O'Hair to dinner? Huge laughs. Almost as funny as the one where June Cleaver went skyclad at the Wiccan gathering! |
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09-29-2006, 02:22 PM
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#1791
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I picture Coltrane with a modified kayak paddle.
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Egad! I hope there's corrective surgery for that. |
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09-29-2006, 02:23 PM
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#1792
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do you have to pay extra for that in Illinois?
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Only with the trannies. They don't like to be demoralized.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-29-2006, 02:23 PM
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#1793
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Strawberry, strawberry
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
What are you slapping with? Does that make a difference?
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I'm guessing nine inches of limp dick.
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[Dictated but not read]
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09-29-2006, 02:26 PM
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#1794
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Strawberry, strawberry
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm guessing nine inches of limp dick.
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Is that the extra nine inches removed in the reduction? |
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09-29-2006, 02:26 PM
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#1795
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I picture Coltrane with a modified kayak paddle.
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Okay that made me laugh out loud. haa. |
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09-29-2006, 02:33 PM
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#1796
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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I've Been Scammed!
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If your <5 is round trip, you win.
Oh, and since Penske hasn't gotten around to it, welcome or whatever. Unless you are his sock.
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I am not socking right now.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-29-2006, 02:34 PM
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#1797
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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I've Been Scammed!
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
I am not socking right now.
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Well, welcome the newber then!!
Sheesh, you and PLF and not Bob and totally slacking off these days. Not even a perfunctory "I expect great things" or anything. |
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09-29-2006, 02:38 PM
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#1798
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Halloween
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Have we discussed this yet? I need costume suggestions. Think I'm going as half a couple to an adult-type party. Unsatisfied with such generic staples as peanut butter and jelly or pimp and ho, I'm looking for ideas, ideally something that suits me in a more specific way. Since few of you know me or what I look like*, this may be fruitless, but ideas are welcome.
*contra Hank's implication, no facial stubble.
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Jeannie and Major Anthony Nelson? Perfect, no?
What's an adult-type party?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-29-2006, 02:46 PM
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#1799
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Halloween
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Jeannie and Major Anthony Nelson? Perfect, no?
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That's actually a great idea. I agree with Penske -- perfect.
(He and I will go as Major Healy and Dr. Bellows, relying upon NASA's "don't ask; don't tell" policy.) |
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09-29-2006, 02:53 PM
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#1800
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Halloween
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
I agree with Penske -- perfect.
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New thread title?
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
(He and I will go as Major Healy and Dr. Bellows, relying upon NASA's "don't ask; don't tell" policy.)
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Yes, nttawwt.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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