A sad, constant bid for attention - Page 153

patentparanyc · 10-03-2006, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
exactly. Redweld brand accordian folders. These others don't respect Trademark rights.

no. accordian folders have a flap and an elastic closure. these are redwelds.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-03-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is an all time nadir. We are talking about redwelds?

This is like when Kramer had Merv Griffen's set and ran out of things to say and hit rock bottom. We need an animal fight or something.

We're talking about the difference between pederasty and paedophilia over on the PB, and you're welcome to join us there.

Plus, only half of what you say is bullshit, so you have a lot more credibility than most over there.

Hank Chinaski · 10-03-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is an all time nadir. We are talking about redwelds?

This is like when Kramer had Merv Griffen's set and ran out of things to say and hit rock bottom. We need an animal fight or something.

go to PB. spanky is saying all guys, gay or straight are most attracted to 16 year olds - but he says it his way, which is better than my summary. You need to get spank to move over here.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-03-2006, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
go to PB. spanky is saying all guys, gay or straight are most attracted to 16 year olds - but he says it his way, which is better than my summary. You need to get spank to move over here.

I have tried to get the Spankster to move over here. Or at least visit. I don't even know whether the promise of another breasticle day would get him over here.

ltl/fb · 10-03-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have tried to get the Spankster to move over here. Or at least visit. I don't even know whether the promise of another breasticle day would get him over here.

Puh-leaze. He visits all the time, and bitches that people don't cross-post the pictures of scantily clad post-pubescent women.

Hank Chinaski · 10-03-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have tried to get the Spankster to move over here. Or at least visit. I don't even know whether the promise of another breasticle day would get him over here.

you can't just call him over. deer hunters put out salt or carrots to attract their prey. you just need to leave posts that he would find interesting. I'm not sure what though. you all should think about it.

Maybe the next thread we should call "The spanky Board" . Last time he had his own board he stuck around.

taxwonk · 10-03-2006, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
go to PB. spanky is saying all guys, gay or straight are most attracted to 16 year olds - but he says it his way, which is better than my summary. You need to get spank to move over here.

Is he suggesting that's a good thing?

Replaced_Texan · 10-03-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Is he suggesting that's a good thing?

I've given up as I'm waaaaaaaaay past my sell-by date.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-03-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you can't just call him over. deer hunters put out salt or carrots to attract their prey. you just need to leave posts that he would find interesting. I'm not sure what though. you all should think about it.

Maybe the next thread we should call "The spanky Board" . Last time he had his own board he stuck around.

You have a point.

So if I were to post something about a Serbian stripper feeding an Apricot to a Deer while a young-ish republican stared into her eyes, it might interest him and he'd pop by?

Replaced_Texan · 10-03-2006, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You have a point.

So if I were to post something about a Serbian stripper feeding an Apricot to a Deer while a young-ish republican stared into her eyes, it might interest him and he'd pop by?

Be sure to make the stripper 16 years old.

taxwonk · 10-03-2006, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've given up as I'm waaaaaaaaay past my sell-by date.

That's what I love about Spanky. Every time you think he's reached new heights of absurdity, he finds a way to exceed your expectations.

Sparklehorse · 10-03-2006, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You have a point.

So if I were to post something about a Serbian stripper feeding an Apricot to a Deer while a young-ish republican stared into her eyes, it might interest him and he'd pop by?

Thinking of the theme of 50% bullshit and 50% truth, maybe you can write about a tryst with a Serbian model while you were out planting Trees in the Woods?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-03-2006, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You have a point.

So if I were to post something about a Serbian stripper feeding an Apricot to a Deer while a young-ish republican stared into her eyes, it might interest him and he'd pop by?

Or maybe a not-so-youngish Republican?

str8outavannuys · 10-03-2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
The Achordants, a UNC Chapel Hill a capella group, covering the Postal Service hit "Such Great Heights."
It's no Here Comes Treble, but it's worth watching.

That's unwatchable. Usually your links are spot on sir, but not today.

str8outavannuys · 10-03-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Rachel Bilson wearing footie pajamas.

And just like that, redemption.