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Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 10-18-2006, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ABBA and Barely?

Naked, oiled-up and making out?

LessinSF · 10-18-2006, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Since I haven't lived in Canada for lo these 15 years, the best I can do is take us back to 1991-ish.

Sticking to 1991ish, what about:

Pamela Anderson
Peter North
Raymond Burr
Michael J. Fox
Peter Jennings
Rick Moranis
Leslie Nielsen
Jason Priestly
Paul Shaffer
Alex Trebek?

Penske_Account · 10-18-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You should really try to think outside the box.

Speaking of thinking outside the box, how would an MMM work where one guy doesn't get screwed, so to speak.

Reach around, yes?

NotFromHere · 10-18-2006, 07:27 PM

Web Site Claims Oakland's Coliseum To Be Bombed

Luckily, no one cares.

WASHINGTON - A Web site is claiming that seven NFL football stadiums will be hit with radiological dirty bombs this weekend, but the government on Wednesday expressed doubts about the threat. The warning, posted Oct. 12, was part of an ongoing Internet conversation titled "New Attack on America Be Afraid." It mentioned NFL stadiums in New York, Miami, Atlanta, Seattle, Houston, Oakland and Cleveland, where games are scheduled for this weekend.

Officials were made aware of the Web posting on Oct. 16. The threat was timed to be carried out on Sunday, Oct. 22, marking the final day in Mecca of Ramadan, the Islamic holy month.

The postings were made on a Web site dubbing itself "The Friend Society," which links to various online conversations and off-color cartoons.

The author of the threats, posted at 9:31 p.m. EDT on Oct. 12, identified himself online as "javness." "In the aftermath civil wars will erupt across the world, both in the Middle East and within the United States," javness wrote. "Global economies will screech to a halt. General chaos will rule."

"This isn't something you should joke about," a poster identified as "Kim Possible" (Atticus???) wrote in response almost two hours later. "If you are (serious) about this may I see your sources. Unless you're a psychic."

dirrrty bombs.

Penske_Account · 10-18-2006, 07:32 PM

zeebra!

Welcome to our new uber-newber-friendly thread newber!!!

I expect big things!!!!

regards,

P

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-18-2006, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF

Peter North

That guy is just a freak of nature. Luckily, he found a way to exploit it.

Penske_Account · 10-18-2006, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That guy is just a freak of nature. Luckily, he found a way to exploit it.

He can't hold a candle to Long Dong Silver! Not that I pay that close attention to relative penii size.....nttawwt.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-18-2006, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
He can't hold a candle to Long Dong Silver! Not that I pay that close attention to relative penii size.....nttawwt.

He's not a freak b/c of the size of his penis. The man is a human geyser.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-18-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You should really try to think outside the box.

Speaking of thinking outside the box, how would an MMM work where one guy doesn't get screwed, so to speak.

Hank is the expert, but if I had to speculate, you would just keep adding Ms until there's a full daisy chain.

Penske_Account · 10-18-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He's not a freak b/c of the size of his penis. The man is a human geyser.

Sorry. u r rite. I guess I do focus on size a bit too much, forgetting that there are guys with other talents.......like volume of ejaculate......or the ability for self-fellatio......

:blush:

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-18-2006, 07:55 PM

Hmmmmmm...I hope these girls are in college.

Fugee · 10-18-2006, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Oh, that's just a chapter title. I'll let her know of the impression that you got so she can make it more clear about the title of the book.

On the linked page there is this sentence: NEW! Preview a chapter from the book, Save Firefly. I made the mistaken assumption that Save Firefly referred to the book and not the chapter and wondered why she wasn't using the much more interesting page heading for the book title.

So she may want to change it if she wants to broaden her book's appeal to include the tragically clueless who stumble upon her site, read just that part of the page, and don't pay attention to the first sentence under the WTF heading. Or not.

bold_n_brazen · 10-18-2006, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Hmmmmmm...I hope these girls are in college.

Sigh. I think one of those girls babysits the Brazenette.

NotFromHere · 10-18-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Sigh. I think one of those girls babysits the Brazenette.

The one holding the half gallon of vodka?

They look like neighborhood girls all tarted up. Or boozed up.

eta Lance would be proud to see that at least one of the tarts supports his cause.

notcasesensitive · 10-18-2006, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
The one holding the half gallon of vodka?

They look like neighborhood girls all tarted up. Or boozed up.

eta Lance would be proud to see that at least one of the tarts supports his cause.

Did McConaughey actually refer to Lance as "Livestrong" in that article you quoted earlier? If so, that is the gayest of the faggy homo nicknames I have ever heard. I knew that is what the bracelets were called but I didn't realize that Lance referred to himself that way. Homo. Sexual.