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Penske_Account · 10-20-2006, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
This is really so sad. You've become the Gilbert Gottfried of the FB. Soon, even Penske won't take your calls.

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In many BFF relationships, the BFs attend events together, for example, the WS. For now, I will continue to answer all calls from the 248.

dtb · 10-20-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I understand it looks like a prep school tie but that's kind of hot in and of itself.

Are you a former schoolteacher?

Hank Chinaski · 10-20-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Trader. I don't know - does that count?

The ways of the business world confound me.

How unfulfilled does the no job thing leave you? Can you sleep at night? During the day?

patentparanyc · 10-20-2006, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Trader. I don't know - does that count?

The ways of the business world confound me.

What indicated trader? The tie? I know they can be prone to wearing hermes and ferragamo ties as well.

dtb · 10-20-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
How unfulfilled does the no job thing leave you? Can you sleep at night? During the day?

Are those questions related?

Well, obviously, I'm unfulfilled (did I mention I left my FABULOUS job - AS A BANKER!!!).

I sometimes have trouble staying asleep at night - but I can sleep during the day. In fact, I just woke up from a little snooze not too long ago.

Thanks for asking.

taxwonk · 10-20-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
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In many BFF relationships, the BFs attend events together, for example, the WS. For now, I will continue to answer all calls from the 248.

Butt-fucking fools?

patentparanyc · 10-20-2006, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Are those questions related?

Well, obviously, I'm unfulfilled (did I mention I left my FABULOUS job - AS A BANKER!!!).

I sometimes have trouble staying asleep at night - but I can sleep during the day. In fact, I just woke up from a little snooze not too long ago.

Thanks for asking.

I knew about your banker job and its fabulosity that is why I deferred to your knowledge.

Hank Chinaski · 10-20-2006, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
You're in luck. Parks like that are often congregating spots for young men looking to hook up with desperate middle-aged father figures. And not pesky teachers to look out for!

There, now. I bet the mere thought makes you feel so much better.

I'm a father, but not a father figure.

Also, i don't have a figure like say you have, which I believe could be said to be a typical figure for a father. At least one who does work out. no offense.

dtb · 10-20-2006, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
What indicated trader?

The fact that he sat on a trading desk and would place buy and sell orders for securities. I don't know, though - maybe I was misreading the situation.

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
The tie? I know they can be prone to wearing hermes and ferragamo ties as well.

As I understand it, Hermes and Ferragamo each require proof of employment (a business card and a recent paystub from a large, worldwide bank) before they will sell you a tie. Not all traders qualify.

Hank Chinaski · 10-20-2006, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Butt-fucking fools?

if you're going to try to start a fight with me, or call me lame, you really need to focus for the next few posts so that you come across as at least sort of interesting. i mean that is basic logic.
or have you given up trying to be even sort of interesting? in that case keep plugging away!

patentparanyc · 10-20-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
The fact that he sat on a trading desk and would place buy and sell orders for securities. I don't know, though - maybe I was misreading the situation.

As I understand it, Hermes and Ferragamo each require proof of employment (a business card and a recent paystub from a large, worldwide bank) before they will sell you a tie. Not all traders qualify.

They have prop traders at bulge bracket banks.

How did we start discussing traders? refresh my memory.

bold_n_brazen · 10-20-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
The fact that he sat on a trading desk and would place buy and sell orders for securities. I don't know, though - maybe I was misreading the situation.

As I understand it, Hermes and Ferragamo each require proof of employment (a business card and a recent paystub from a large, worldwide bank) before they will sell you a tie. Not all traders qualify.

In addition, Hermes and Ferragamo each employ their own police to assure there are no counterfits.

But it's super secret. Like the KGB or Mossad, but with better benefits. And more anal sex.

bold_n_brazen · 10-20-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
They have prop traders at bulge bracket banks.

How did we start discussing traders? refresh my memory.

Does anyone at all understand the first sentence? Is it a porn-movie-set thing?

Penske_Account · 10-20-2006, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Does anyone at all understand the first sentence? Is it a porn-movie-set thing?

I sort of do, but since she used to be my sock, I guess that makes sense.

I like porn too!

Hank Chinaski · 10-20-2006, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by dtb

As I understand it, Hermes and Ferragamo each require proof of employment (a business card and a recent paystub from a large, worldwide bank) before they will sell you a tie. Not all traders qualify.

is it impressive that a trader thought i was hot, or is it not so much?