Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am the Wheel of Fortune. I didn't post it because when I saw that I was the Wheel of Fortune and that Ty (who started this thing) was also the Wheel of Fortune, I figured maybe that was the only card it ever said that anyone was. Wheel of Fortune sounds pretty good, but I know nothing about tarot cards, so I'm going to stick with it. I always figured myself more as Jeopardy! than Wheel of Fortune, but if Pat Sajak lets me spend my money on laminate tv cabinets and crystal figurines in the living room showcase, I'll be pretty stoked.

OK, this is weird. I was also the Wheel of Fortune. What the hell kind of combination did the 3 of us pick to all be the same card. I also didn't post it because I wasn't sure how many different cards were available for the answer. Now that I see it's a lot, and that you were also the wheel of fortune it kind of freaked me out.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, this is weird. I was also the Wheel of Fortune. What the hell kind of combination did the 3 of us pick to all be the same card. I also didn't post it because I wasn't sure how many different cards were available for the answer. Now that I see it's a lot, and that you were also the wheel of fortune it kind of freaked me out.

Dude, I am the same card as LESS. Less-in-SF "boogers!" can't get more freaked out than that. okay?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The way it was explained to me is the The Tower represents impending total destruction of something, be it a relationship, belief system, etc. Do a google search. There's a lot of info out there. If you get The Tower as your most prominent card in a reading it is not a good thing.....unless you believe that total destruction is good because it allows you to rebuild. I was at a point of total destruction when that card was flipped as my most prominent.

Self-destruction? did you rebuild? it was my understanding it was a phoenix rising from the ashes type thing...to renew again....

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The way it was explained to me is the The Tower represents impending total destruction of something, be it a relationship, belief system, etc. Do a google search. There's a lot of info out there. If you get The Tower as your most prominent card in a reading it is not a good thing.....unless you believe that total destruction is good because it allows you to rebuild. I was at a point of total destruction when that card was flipped as my most prominent.

Chaos rocks.

"This is probably not the best way to get the blowjobs I so richly deserve, but my duty to truth, justice and the American way requires me to answer honestly:

Does your theory apply to cunnilingus too?

No. First, the men are far more responsible for the violence, abuse and crime in our society. Thus, greater societal benefits can be achieved by lowering male DSB (dangerous sperm buildup). Second, I believe (with absolutely no footnoting to back myself up) that the deleterious societal effects attributable to men are more directly attributable to DSB than the converse to women. Put another way, the direct correlation between whether women's (although I agree that they would be happier with more box chowing) societal misdeeds are tied to DSSSMRYPCPMNTCOB (dangerous squirming, squirting, screaming, moaning, rock your pelvis/clit on my nose, tongue and chin orgasm buildup) is more unclear.

Shouldn't men be giving random women oral sex all the time?
Yes and no. This is a different question. Of course we should in a perfect world, but in reality if I start reaching up a woman's skirt in a truck stop, I will be arrested faster than I can say "But I was doing it for America!" Further, as a society, American women need to become more accepting of the idea of casual sex. (Cf. my theories on why men should reward women who put out and shun those who do not; see also my posts on why "slut" should be a term of endearment rather than derogatory).

And shouldn't they have to take classes so that some of them will actually be good at it?

No. This will only increase the competition for men who try and care. That said, I think it is a brilliant idea. I should start such classes/workshops. Men would pay to learn and women would pay to be learned upon. I can charge on both ends - so to speak."

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=001QV4

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Chaos rocks.

"This is probably not the best way to get the blowjobs I so richly deserve, but my duty to truth, justice and the American way requires me to answer honestly:

Does your theory apply to cunnilingus too?

No. First, the men are far more responsible for the violence, abuse and crime in our society. Thus, greater societal benefits can be achieved by lowering male DSB (dangerous sperm buildup). Second, I believe (with absolutely no footnoting to back myself up) that the deleterious societal effects attributable to men are more directly attributable to DSB than the converse to women. Put another way, the direct correlation between whether women's (although I agree that they would be happier with more box chowing) societal misdeeds are tied to DSSSMRYPCPMNTCOB (dangerous squirming, squirting, screaming, moaning, rock your pelvis/clit on my nose, tongue and chin orgasm buildup) is more unclear.

Shouldn't men be giving random women oral sex all the time?
Yes and no. This is a different question. Of course we should in a perfect world, but in reality if I start reaching up a woman's skirt in a truck stop, I will be arrested faster than I can say "But I was doing it for America!" Further, as a society, American women need to become more accepting of the idea of casual sex. (Cf. my theories on why men should reward women who put out and shun those who do not; see also my posts on why "slut" should be a term of endearment rather than derogatory).

And shouldn't they have to take classes so that some of them will actually be good at it?

No. This will only increase the competition for men who try and care. That said, I think it is a brilliant idea. I should start such classes/workshops. Men would pay to learn and women would pay to be learned upon. I can charge on both ends - so to speak."

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=001QV4

Okay, at least I share the card with someone who (claims to) know how to eat pussy well.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am inexplicably also the sun! This makes me happy.

I've had my cards read twice in my life, both times after VERY disturbing events in my life. Both times the readers said things that gave me chills, even though I really don't believe in that shit -- they seemed to KNOW things, you know?

The first time my most prominent card was the Devil (the second worst card in the deck) and the most recent time my most prominent card was the Tower (the absolute worst card in the deck). The tarot reader was pretty accurate about a lot of things and then told me that I would continue to have a lot of drama and pain in my life, which would be long. I was in tears until the tarot reader flipped the card representing my future, which was the Sun. YAY!!!!! So I will be really really REALLY HAPPY!!!!!

I'm the Empress. Is that good or bad?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
New iShuffle. $79.



Really nice picture frame(s).

TM

I'm thinking about giving both of them my dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in the box;
Step 2: put your junk in that box;
Step 3: open the box.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm the Empress. Is that good or bad?

same card as RT and Nox4.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm thinking about giving both of them my dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in the box;
Step 2: put your junk in that box;
Step 3: open the box.

I was going to post something about how boxes are sexist because how can you put pussy in a box and then I realized, it IS the box!! Yay!!!

I do have the power. Sebby was right.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, this is weird. I was also the Wheel of Fortune. What the hell kind of combination did the 3 of us pick to all be the same card. I also didn't post it because I wasn't sure how many different cards were available for the answer. Now that I see it's a lot, and that you were also the wheel of fortune it kind of freaked me out.

My sample shows me that Wheel of Fortunes tend to be more skeptical of the reliability of internet tarot card quiz results than your average card type. They also tend to have no idea what a Wheel of Fortune card means.

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You need to take it to the next level. Be stupid at the highest levels of stupidity.*

Good luck and thanks for everything. We'll never forget you.

TM

*PB?

The PB may be the highest level of stupidity on this site, but its still the Arena League of stupidity at best.

For truly high class political stupidity, I'd suggest the Democratic Underground and/or its GOP counterpart site.

S_A_M

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, this is weird. I was also the Wheel of Fortune. What the hell kind of combination did the 3 of us pick to all be the same card. I also didn't post it because I wasn't sure how many different cards were available for the answer. Now that I see it's a lot, and that you were also the wheel of fortune it kind of freaked me out.

Make that 4. I am not sure how to feel about this. I'm pretty sure I will decide that it is a bad thing.


eta: At least I'm the coolest of the dork/wheels of fortunererrs.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Make that 4. I am not sure how to feel about this. I'm pretty sure I will decide that it is a bad thing.

You are Strength

Courage, strength, fortitude. Power not arrested in the act of judgement, but passing on to further action, sometimes obstinacy

This is a card of courage and energy. It represents both the Lion's hot, roaring energy, and the Maiden's steadfast will. The innocent Maiden is unafraid, undaunted, and indomitable. In some cards she opens the lion's mouth, in others she shuts it. Either way, she proves that inner strength is more powerful than raw physical strength. That forces can be controlled and used to score a victory is very close to the message of the Chariot, which might be why, in some decks, it is Justice that is card 8 instead of Strength. With strength you can control not only the situation, but yourself. It is a card about anger and impulse management, about creative answers, leadership and maintaining one's personal honor. It can also stand for a steadfast friend

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
[Keith Ellison Koran swearing-in ceremony stuff]
TM

Here's the thing that mystifies me. OK, the swearing in is ceremonial and all (if I recall the official swearing in doesn't use Bibles or anything) so it doesn't really matter.

But why would people want someone to swear an oath on a religious book he doesn't believe in? It seems to me to make more sense to have the swearer use the book he views as a holy book.

Sometimes I'd really like to run around slapping my fellow Christians upside the head and tell them to keep focussed on what's really important and not stupid stuff.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am inexplicably also the sun! This makes me happy.

Posted because I haven't seen anyone else get this one. Kinda depressing, no?



You are The Hermit
Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.