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06-07-2007, 03:53 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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elevator etiquette
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You're on an elevator with two other people, standing in the middle. One gets off. Do you continue to stand in the middle, or do you move to the other side?
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Move to the other side, dude.** What are you, a freak?
**Unless, of course, you're planning to make out with, or have sex with, the person you're standing next to. |
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06-07-2007, 03:56 PM
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elevator etiquette
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Oh, sure, lord it over those who live in walk-ups.
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He hasn't got much else to lord, since his stupid fucking baseball team (Hi Anne!) got swept by a (formerly) 3rd place AL West team.
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06-07-2007, 04:05 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
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elevator etiquette
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You always move to a corner. The corners get filled first, then the walls furthest from anyone else. Then, it's just a matter of spacing.
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There have actually been studies done on this - overwhelmingly, more than 2 unacquainted people will move to maximize the space around themselves, causing equidistance between neighbors.
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06-07-2007, 04:12 PM
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Registered User
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elevator etiquette
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Originally posted by LessinSF
There have actually been studies done on this - overwhelmingly, more than 2 unacquainted people will move to maximize the space around themselves, causing equidistance between neighbors.
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...but then you have the one or two freaks who like to crowd your personal space and reach over you to press their floor button. At that point, ask me and I will press it for you, rather than acting like i'm not there and reaching across my face. The best is you are being polite and standing to the side waiting to get out end of the day and some rude one is pushing to the front like you are not even there.
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06-07-2007, 04:15 PM
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Moderator
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elevator etiquette
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
He hasn't got much else to lord, since his stupid fucking baseball team (Hi Anne!) got swept by a (formerly) 3rd place AL West team.
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Game 4 is today. 1-0 Sox in the 3rd.
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06-07-2007, 04:17 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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elevator etiquette
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Originally posted by dtb
Move to the other side, dude.** What are you, a freak?
**Unless, of course, you're planning to make out with, or have sex with, the person you're standing next to.
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Does hope count as a plan?
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06-07-2007, 04:19 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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elevator etiquette
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
He hasn't got much else to lord, since his stupid fucking baseball team (Hi Anne!) got swept by a (formerly) 3rd place AL West team.
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I forgot to check this morning -- the Sox are still in first place, right?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-07-2007, 04:22 PM
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elevator etiquette
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I forgot to check this morning -- the Sox are still in first place, right?
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And, curiously, the A's are still in third place.
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06-07-2007, 04:23 PM
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Registered User
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elevator etiquette
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I forgot to check this morning -- the Sox are still in first place, right?
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yes
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/standings
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06-07-2007, 04:32 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Paris
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LessinSF
The ironic thing is that the judge allegedly made an example of her - giving her hard time rather than the option of home detention or community service - because of her celeb status, but then she is getting home detention because her celebrity is allowing her to get a high-paid shrink to claim impending nervous breakdown. Every other criminal can't claim "But jail gives me the shivers!" Just ask the fat cryer in "The Shawshank Redemption."
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I've got $5 that says she leaves the manse and breaks her house arrest within the next 72 hours. |
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06-07-2007, 04:35 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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gift question
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Originally posted by tmdiva
If she will be bfing, the Avent Isis breast pump is awesome, costs about $50, and comes in a small box.
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I think I went to school with this Isis fellow. He goes by a different nickname now.
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06-07-2007, 04:36 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Paris
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I've got $5 that says she leaves the manse and breaks her house arrest within the next 72 hours.
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I like what wwtdd.com had to say about it:
Only the starfuckers who run the LA county sheriffs department would say she was not released early with a straight face. She went from prison to a mansion. I'm not technically an architect, but those don't sound like the same thing. And I'm sure this sentence will get cut in half too. By tomorrow, they'll take off the house arrest ankle bracelet and replace it with the Congressional Medal of Valor, and they'll do it in one of those big ceremonies like at the end of Star Wars. |
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06-07-2007, 04:38 PM
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Consigliere
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Location: Pelosi Land!
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Dream Weaver
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Tyrone Slothrop
I forgot to check this morning -- the Sox are still in first place, right?
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Yes, indeed.
And if the remaining 104/162 games of the regular season get rained out, the Sox will begin the ALDS at Fenway against Detroit. |
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06-07-2007, 04:40 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
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elevator etiquette
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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
And, curiously, the A's are still in third place.
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And a distant second in the Bay Area - in hearts and minds, anyway. |
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06-07-2007, 04:41 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Dream Weaver
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Yes, indeed.
And if the remaining 104/162 games of the regular season get rained out, the Sox will begin the ALDS at Fenway against Detroit.
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we're doing it w/o 2 or our best pitchers, I think they're coming back, so really, the remaining 100 games will only help us move up.
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