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06-08-2007, 01:02 PM
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Your apology to Ironweed is directly contradicted by your signature line. I am concerned that you may not have noticed this.
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I'm sorry you are not sufficiently sophisticated to understand when my words do not mean what they appear to say.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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06-08-2007, 01:02 PM
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#122
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Your apology to Ironweed is directly contradicted by your signature line. I am concerned that you may not have noticed this.
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But there is no space between the last letter of his sig line and the period. I imagine he takes great pride in that. |
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06-08-2007, 01:03 PM
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#123
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by ironweed
Never fear, PLF is as incapable of experiencing real regret as he is of feeling any other genuine human emotion.
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I experience a sense of relief when I masturbate. Is not relief a genuine human emotion?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-08-2007, 01:04 PM
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#124
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Never fear, PLF is as incapable of experiencing real regret as he is of feeling any other genuine human emotion.
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For additional Friday pleasure, I just discovered this site via Gawker:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
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delicious strawberry death!
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06-08-2007, 01:06 PM
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#125
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I experience a sense of relief when I masturbate. Is not relief a genuine human emotion?
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Don't get me wrong. Like a tapeworm evacuating waste from its cloaca, you demonstrate all of the basic signs of "life" in the sense of routine biological activity. |
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06-08-2007, 01:09 PM
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#126
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by John Phoenix
But there is no space between the last letter of his sig line and the period. I imagine he takes great pride in that.
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I take no pride in maintaining a bare minimum level of mental discipline on this board, any more than I take pride in not being incontinent.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-08-2007, 01:27 PM
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#127
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Your cousin?
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having her hold a hot dog was my idea. heh heh. get it? subliminal. heh eheh.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-08-2007, 01:29 PM
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#128
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I experience a sense of relief when I masturbate. Is not relief a genuine human emotion?
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chronic impotence is a specie of relaxation perhaps, but i do not believe this an example of you experiencing relief.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-08-2007, 01:35 PM
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#129
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm sorry you are not sufficiently sophisticated to understand when my words do not mean what they appear to say.
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I am truly sorry that you have a small penis. |
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06-08-2007, 01:36 PM
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#130
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am truly sorry that you have a small penis.
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A very, very small penis.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-08-2007, 01:53 PM
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#131
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am truly sorry that you have a small penis.
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that's like being sorry a car in a junkyard has a dent in it.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-08-2007, 02:02 PM
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#132
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am truly sorry that you have a small penis.
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Not half as sorry as I am.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-08-2007, 02:16 PM
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#133
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Take THAT, NYC noses...
So I went running this morning, and it's beastly hot out. I was rather, uh... moist when I stopped. Then I worked out with my trainer. More sweating.
Then I got on the bus. I smelled Divine, I tell you, with a capital "D".
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06-08-2007, 02:16 PM
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#134
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Not half as sorry as I am.
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3 times as sorry?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-08-2007, 02:20 PM
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#135
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Take THAT, NYC noses...
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Originally posted by dtb
So I went running this morning, and it's beastly hot out. I was rather, uh... moist when I stopped. Then I worked out with my trainer. More sweating.
Then I got on the bus. I smelled Divine, I tell you, with a capital "D".
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Try to get through to tomorrow without showering. That's the test of stamina.
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