A Black Hole of Happiness

[SlaveNoMore]

From one of the most underrated so-bad-its-great films of all time, "Varsity Blues":

Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.

Mox: What?

Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give 'em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.

Mox: It's nice.

Charlie Tweeder: It's NIIIIIICE!!!!

And today, the latest on Lindsay Whorehan:

Lindsay Lohan arrived at Promises rehab in Malibu looking like a "stray dog" and spent her first few days in detox from cocaine, alcohol, Percocet, Vicodin and other meds, according to a new report in Star. But since that left Lindsays body dangerously low on drugs, she's been secretly asking her friends to smuggle in some new ones

The panties drop, indeed.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
that's like being sorry a car in a junkyard has a dent in it.

That's a terrible analogy Hank. Really terrible. If I met Flower, his miniscule genitalia would have no interest to me. Nor would the fact that he happened to have a garagantuan hog which filled the inside of one leg of his pants like a massive thigh tumor. Your analogy posits that Flower's unfortunate penis problem should be lumped among the glaring deficiencies in his posts. Those are two distinct types of flaws from which he suffers, and you do yourself no favor mixing the two. Frankly, I think you betray a lack of reading comprehension and critical eye for the matter at hand. My pet suspicion is mere discussion of his tiny genitals gets you lathered to an extent your eyes mist and you slap the keyboard in a sweating frenzy, trying desperately to change the subject.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by andViolins
Please. The SI curse? This, for a city that had a river catch on fire? That is home to Dennis Kucinich? That ranks as the poorest (or almost poorest) big city in America year after year? That actually attempted a marketing campaign in the early 80s calling itself The Big Plum?

And do we really need to talk about sports curses and Cleveland?

Shit, the SI cover isn't a curse, its just free advertising.

aV

This is what happens when you taunt the stupid superstition gods. SI - 1, aV - 0.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Try to get through to tomorrow without showering. That's the test of stamina.

Maybe I could do that, but I fear I could be arrested for assault.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am truly sorry that you have a small penis.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Does it look to anyone else like it is the woman saying that? NFH?

No. It looks more like, ha. As if.

To me anyway. And how, exactly, do you know Flower's penis size?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Maybe I could do that, but I fear I could be arrested for assault.

Don't worry, Sebby will ensure you get no time. No one gets time for stuff like that. No one. Nor do they go to jail for multiple DUIs and probation violations. Etc.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
A very, very small penis.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
No. It looks more like, ha. As if.

To me anyway. And how, exactly, do you know Flower's penis size?

Minneapolis told me.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's a terrible analogy Hank. Really terrible. If I met Flower, his miniscule genitalia would have no interest to me. Nor would the fact that he happened to have a garagantuan hog which filled the inside of one leg of his pants like a massive thigh tumor. Your analogy posits that Flower's unfortunate penis problem should be lumped among the glaring deficiencies in his posts. Those are two distinct types of flaws from which he suffers, and you do yourself no favor mixing the two. Frankly, I think you betray a lack of reading comprehension and critical eye for the matter at hand. My pet suspicion is mere discussion of his tiny genitals gets you lathered to an extent your eyes mist and you slap the keyboard in a sweating frenzy, trying desperately to change the subject.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower

It's like they know me.

[notcasesensitive]

I think I just wrecked some plans for a surprise party tomorrow night. Apparently I need to have it spelled out to me that the surprise is for more than one person, or I'm likely to start talking to the second person about the surprise that they know nothing about. Crap.

[dtb]

Anyone in TCOTU want to go to the Yankees game (with me) tonight?

Fair warning -- I'm planning to test my stamina a la sebby's suggestion, so bring your nose plugs

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And how, exactly, do you know Flower's penis size?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
Anyone in TCOTU want to go to the Yankees game (with me) tonight?

Fair warning -- I'm planning to test my stamina a la sebby's suggestion, so bring your nose plugs

Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks?