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06-12-2007, 04:01 PM
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
POTM.
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I think it's more that 10% of the population, or maybe as much as 15%, are cold-hearted snakes. Look into their eyes.
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06-12-2007, 04:02 PM
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#467
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I didn't watch the whole thing. Did he whip out a huge cock or something?
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06-12-2007, 04:03 PM
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#468
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It's all about me.
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This is so wrong.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Even better, doesn't she have a mirror? And even even better, she decides halfway through the evening that it's on backwards. So now the ass creases are in the front.
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She's what? 25?
I have at least a dozen friends who are at least 10 years older than her, have kids and look a gajillion times better than she does.
(And both the front and the back of that dress are butt-ugly, whichever is which. )
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06-12-2007, 04:04 PM
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#469
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It's all about me.
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
One of these days I'll start caring about cocks again, but that day is not today.
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I care about cocks!
Well, okay... I really only care about one cock, but still.
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06-12-2007, 04:05 PM
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#470
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I didn't watch the whole thing. Did he whip out a huge cock or something?
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Yes, and it sang a little mini aria, which caused our already-flowing tears to cry little mini tears of their own.
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06-12-2007, 04:05 PM
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it's more that 10% of the population, or maybe as much as 15%, are cold-hearted snakes. Look into their eyes.
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Uh oh.
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06-12-2007, 04:05 PM
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#472
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
One of these days I'll start caring about cocks again, but that day is not today.
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You don't care about cocks now and haven't for a while?
I feel dizzy. I think I need to lie down.
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06-12-2007, 04:06 PM
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This is so wrong.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
She's what? 25?
I have at least a dozen friends who are at least 10 years older than her, have kids and look a gajillion times better than she does.
(And both the front and the back of that dress are butt-ugly, whichever is which. )
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the one on the left looks like a drag queen posing as Britney. If that's not a man, I'll eat my hat. |
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06-12-2007, 04:06 PM
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#474
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
One of these days I'll start caring about cocks again, but that day is not today.
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Joke's on you. He was singing about cocks. You must have known on some level, which is why you got all teary-eyed. You got punk'd Coltrane-style.
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06-12-2007, 04:07 PM
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#475
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It's all about me.
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This is so wrong.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the one on the left looks like a drag queen posing as Britney. If that's not a man, I'll eat my hat.
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I think the one on the left looks like my across-the-street neighbor. And that is not a compliment.
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06-12-2007, 04:08 PM
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes, and it sang a little mini aria, which caused our already-flowing tears to cry little mini tears of their own.
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Did you also cry tears out of your cock, because that's called "dribbling" and plf tells me that in his experience, it can be quite embarrassing.
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06-12-2007, 04:09 PM
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#477
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This is so wrong.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the one on the left looks like a drag queen posing as Britney. If that's not a man, I'll eat my hat.
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My guess is that she turned that dress around without taking it off and putting it back on, as if it were some great party trick, like taking off your bra without taking off your shirt. |
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06-12-2007, 04:10 PM
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#478
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Joke's on you. He was singing about cocks. You must have known on some level, which is why you got all teary-eyed. You got punk'd Coltrane-style.
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Not exactly. |
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06-12-2007, 04:10 PM
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#479
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This is so wrong.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
She's what? 25?
I have at least a dozen friends who are at least 10 years older than her, have kids and look a gajillion times better than she does.
(And both the front and the back of that dress are butt-ugly, whichever is which. )
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I am at least 10 years older than she is, do not have kids, and don't look a gajillion times better than she does.
Is this why we are not friends?
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06-12-2007, 04:11 PM
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#480
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It's all about me.
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh oh.
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This is wonderful.
Other people get all misty over a fat fucker with bad teeth singing some italian bullshit aria.
But this is what gets me everytime.
Bravo, TM. Bravo.
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