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06-15-2007, 02:34 PM
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#976
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
All we need now are car chase and soft-core lesbian sex scenes and I think we've got a movie.
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wait, say it's just some guy at home, and he gets a call from a jokester;
Guy: Hello
Jokester: (in a deep voice) Hello, this is Mr. Jones from the Jerk Store, we're running out of you!
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06-15-2007, 02:38 PM
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#977
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Aren't those fans all dead or senile by now? They can't help but be humble.
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Why won't Abe Vigoda die already?
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06-15-2007, 02:44 PM
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#978
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Why won't Abe Vigoda die already?
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I sometimes suspect he lives just to spite me.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-15-2007, 02:44 PM
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#979
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
wait, say it's just some guy at home, and he gets a call from a jokester;
Guy: Hello
Jokester: (in a deep voice) Hello, this is Mr. Jones from the Jerk Store, we're running out of you!
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Funny, but there's no such thing as a Jerk Store. I'm going for gritty realism with this piece.
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06-15-2007, 02:47 PM
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#980
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Funny, but there's no such thing as a Jerk Store. I'm going for gritty realism with this piece.
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So my horoscope for tomorrow is:
It is high time you realized that being in love isn't the solution to all of your problems! Stop focusing on what you do not have, and start focusing on what you do have -- which is an awful lot. So if you are not in a relationship, remember that you are still loved and still have love to give. So practice that! Tell the people you care about how you feel. If you are in a relationship right now, then do the same thing! Express your love and devotion verbally.
In light of that, I would like to tell all of you that I care about you very much. I appreciate ya. I know it's a day early, but Saturdays are dead around here. And NFH is really nice, so stop being so mean to her. Though I'm not liking the current avatar either. |
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06-15-2007, 02:48 PM
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#981
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
All we need now are car chase and soft-core lesbian sex scenes and I think we've got a movie.
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You can never go wrong with more boobs and explosions. That will be the title of my first film: Seins et explosions, un film par Flinty.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-15-2007, 02:48 PM
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#982
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Funny, but there's no such thing as a Jerk Store. I'm going for gritty realism with this piece.
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how about this one:
Fringey: Hello
The Ocean: Hi, this is the ocean fringey, we're running out of shrimp!
Fringey: I don't get it, I don't eat seafood, wha?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-15-2007, 02:50 PM
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#983
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
how about this one:
Fringey: Hello
The Ocean: Hi, this is the ocean fringey, we're running out of shrimp!
Fringey: I don't get it, I don't eat seafood, wha?
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Shrimp is the one thing I do eat, and I would be concerned about the effects of overshrimping and/or the actual cause of running out of shrimp.
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06-15-2007, 02:51 PM
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#984
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Shrimp is the one thing I do eat, and I would be concerned about the effects of overshrimping and/or the actual cause of running out of shrimp.
Are you high?
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I think he wants to suck your toes.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-15-2007, 02:54 PM
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#985
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think he wants to suck your toes.
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ah. not my thing. |
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06-15-2007, 02:55 PM
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#986
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You can never go wrong with more boobs and explosions. That will be the title of my first film: Seins et explosions, un film par Flinty.
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I would like to change the name of this board from Black Hole of Happiness to Seins et Explosions, S'il vous plait.
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06-15-2007, 03:16 PM
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#987
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I would like to change the name of this board from Black Hole of Happiness to Seins et Explosions, S'il vous plait.
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Done.
Psych! Made you look!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-15-2007, 03:56 PM
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#988
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Done.
Psych! Made you look!
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Board killer.
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delicious strawberry death!
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06-15-2007, 04:16 PM
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#989
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Board killer.
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Child molester.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-15-2007, 04:16 PM
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#990
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,122
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Why do you think they call it dope?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
2. And though it isn't technically a "drug" of the definition Hank meant (illegal, I assume), "Leaving Las Vegas." It was also a great accidental comedy. The scenes where he's fucked up and falling down or talking into the wrong end of the phone are really funny in a dark way. The scene with Richard Lewis in the restautrant is also pretty amazing.
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Barfly.
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