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06-27-2007, 05:44 PM
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#1666
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Before the internet, this would have been a journey you would have had to make alone. But thanks to technology, it is a journey that all of your cyber-friends can virtually share with you.
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I feel like Dora the Explorer. |
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06-27-2007, 05:45 PM
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#1667
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My sex drive is fine. The problem lies with the men and women of the world (present company excluded, of course).
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You should think about going cross-species.
A. Whole. New. World.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-27-2007, 05:46 PM
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#1668
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Too bad Less and Slave were in TCOTU last week.
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I'm trying to decide if this is missing a comma or not. |
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06-27-2007, 05:47 PM
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#1669
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beeyootiful beeeetch
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: under the runway
Posts: 204
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Before the internet, this would have been a journey you would have had to make alone. But thanks to technology, it is a journey that all of your cyber-friends can virtually share with you.
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If it helps, I am finding that the less I look for sex, the more it finds me.
hf,
hbm
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smooches!
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06-27-2007, 05:48 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm trying to decide if this is missing a comma or not.
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If he had italicized "last", I think the sentence would have been more effective. |
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06-27-2007, 05:49 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Replaced_Texan
Update on the elephant.
I couldn't help but go to the church's website.
These guys are cooler than I tought.
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My god. I honestly think I could make a killing opening a chain of 24 hour restaurants called "Porn and Pancakes" |
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06-27-2007, 05:51 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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greatwhitenorthchick
If he had italicized "last", I think the sentence would have been more effective.
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I now feel like crying .... in my pancakes |
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06-27-2007, 05:53 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
In that vein, I will soon be briefly considering no longer thinking of you as the drunken village idiot of the Lawtalkers community.
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every second you can think that way is appreciated, because I must say, those thoughts are hurtful.
This leads me to a proposal that may go some way to resurrect this board. we have taken steps to make the board less hateful and more PC, and i think we all believe this is good.
Like we can't call you femmy anymore, because that might hurt you. Or better example, we can't make "fringey likes to eat" jokes anymore because they offend. We can't make "Taxwonk has man boobs" jokes because those hurt (plus he got skinny on the internet).
but still losing all those joke opportunities has hurt us.
so my proposal- let's identify strawmen for those jokes- like Thurgreed could be a fat guy with man boobs and take on all the fringey/taxwonk stuff. TMDiva can be the drunk. Notbob can get all the femmy jokes. none of that will hurt them, because they aren't really that- see?
i could take on the "stupid whiffing" stuff from nfh. you could take on the "old man musical taste" stuff from, i guess bilmore?
it will be better, a more vibrant community, but one that still cares for it's own?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-27-2007, 05:54 PM
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#1674
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Originally posted by handsome boy model
If it helps, I am finding that the less I look for sex, the more it finds me.
hf,
hbm
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That is helpful. Although we are not acquainted except through anonymous cyber-discourse, you strike me as a man savvy to the ways of women. As such, you are no doubt aware that it is an air of casual indifference to the fairer sex that is most effective in creating and fueling an interest from this lovely gender, including but not limited to an amorous interest. So, dear sir, I counsel you to continue your non-efforts to seek out romantic interludes and you will find that your plate will soon be more than full, to use a restaurant metaphor.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-27-2007, 05:54 PM
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#1675
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My sex drive is fine. The problem lies with the men and women of the world (present company excluded, of course).
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-27-2007, 05:58 PM
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#1676
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
every second you can think that way is appreciated, because I must say, those thoughts are hurtful.
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I'm thinking that way right now!
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This leads me to a proposal that may go some way to resurrect this board. we have taken steps to make the board less hateful and more PC, and i think we all believe this is good.
Like we can't call you femmy anymore, because that might hurt you. Or better example, we can't make "fringey likes to eat" jokes anymore because they offend. We can't make "Taxwonk has man boobs" jokes because those hurt (plus he got skinny on the internet).
but still losing all those joke opportunities has hurt us.
so my proposal- let's identify strawmen for those jokes- like Thurgreed could be a fat guy with man boobs and take on all the fringey/taxwonk stuff. TMDiva can be the drunk. Notbob can get all the femmy jokes. none of that will hurt them, because they aren't really that- see?
i could take on the "stupid whiffing" stuff from nfh. you could take on the "old man musical taste" stuff from, i guess bilmore?
it will be better, a more vibrant community, but one that still cares for it's own?
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Whatever you think is best. I'll simply note that Ann Coulter called Edwards some gay slur and that was pretty funny. But I understand if you think that kind of thing won't fly around here.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-27-2007, 06:05 PM
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#1677
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the original
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: so. florida
Posts: 45
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
every second you can think that way is appreciated, because I must say, those thoughts are hurtful.
This leads me to a proposal that may go some way to resurrect this board. we have taken steps to make the board less hateful and more PC, and i think we all believe this is good.
Like we can't call you femmy anymore, because that might hurt you. Or better example, we can't make "fringey likes to eat" jokes anymore because they offend. We can't make "Taxwonk has man boobs" jokes because those hurt (plus he got skinny on the internet).
but still losing all those joke opportunities has hurt us.
so my proposal- let's identify strawmen for those jokes- like Thurgreed could be a fat guy with man boobs and take on all the fringey/taxwonk stuff. TMDiva can be the drunk. Notbob can get all the femmy jokes. none of that will hurt them, because they aren't really that- see?
i could take on the "stupid whiffing" stuff from nfh. you could take on the "old man musical taste" stuff from, i guess bilmore?
it will be better, a more vibrant community, but one that still cares for it's own?
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Si....dos!
yo podría ser un calcetín falso más bien que el originale!
Vete al carajo!
Juan, el originale |
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06-27-2007, 06:11 PM
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#1678
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Enjoying the View
Quote:
Originally posted by juan, usmc
Si....dos!
yo podría ser un calcetín falso más bien que el originale!
Vete al carajo!
Juan, el originale
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This can't be the original. Should the location be "bus stop"?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-27-2007, 06:19 PM
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#1679
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the original
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: so. florida
Posts: 45
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This can't be the original. Should the location be "bus stop"?
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¿por qué odias canadienses?
racista pedazo de pelotudo! |
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06-27-2007, 06:59 PM
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#1680
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Would someone please unbreak the goddamn board?
I am not in the mood for "dead board" this afternoon. NOT IN THE MOOD. Step it up.
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