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07-16-2007, 05:26 PM
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#2821
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Wonk at Pitchfork Music Fest!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Kudos on the diet success, wanker. |
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07-16-2007, 05:27 PM
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#2822
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Retaliation
Things are going great with my BF in most ways EXCEPT he goes out of his way to bring up his exes (whom I know and see regularly due to their AA affiliation) and others who are currently after him. I told him this is annoying and immature and that I am irritated but he continues to do it. So now I must stoop to his level and retaliate.
So what is the most unnerving thing I can do or say to him to retaliate? All ideas welcome!!!!
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"Do the sex." --TM
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07-16-2007, 05:34 PM
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#2823
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Retaliation
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Things are going great with my BF in most ways EXCEPT he goes out of his way to bring up his exes (whom I know and see regularly due to their AA affiliation) and others who are currently after him. I told him this is annoying and immature and that I am irritated but he continues to do it. So now I must stoop to his level and retaliate.
So what is the most unnerving thing I can do or say to him to retaliate? All ideas welcome!!!!
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Go out and contract a really nasty STD and give it to him.
Hah, not serious. But WTF, are you in high school? |
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07-16-2007, 05:35 PM
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#2824
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Retaliation
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Things are going great with my BF in most ways EXCEPT he goes out of his way to bring up his exes (whom I know and see regularly due to their AA affiliation) and others who are currently after him. I told him this is annoying and immature and that I am irritated but he continues to do it. So now I must stoop to his level and retaliate.
So what is the most unnerving thing I can do or say to him to retaliate? All ideas welcome!!!!
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Tell him that you normally don't like anal sex, but that his penis is small enough to make it enjoyable.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-16-2007, 05:35 PM
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#2825
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Retaliation
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Things are going great with my BF in most ways EXCEPT he goes out of his way to bring up his exes (whom I know and see regularly due to their AA affiliation) and others who are currently after him. I told him this is annoying and immature and that I am irritated but he continues to do it. So now I must stoop to his level and retaliate.
So what is the most unnerving thing I can do or say to him to retaliate? All ideas welcome!!!!
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can RT put up the links to breasticle day?
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[Dictated but not read]
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07-16-2007, 05:37 PM
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#2826
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Retaliation
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Go out and contract a really nasty STD and give it to him.
Hah, not serious. But WTF, are you in high school?
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No shit.
But being mature about it isn't working so I want to be as immature as possible and it is against my nature. So I am asking for the board's collective help!
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"Do the sex." --TM
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07-16-2007, 05:37 PM
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#2827
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Wonk at Pitchfork Music Fest!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Kudos on the diet success, wanker.
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Thank you.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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07-16-2007, 05:42 PM
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#2828
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Wonk at Pitchfork Music Fest!
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Thank you.
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You can grow a killer beard.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-16-2007, 05:44 PM
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#2829
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Wonk at Pitchfork Music Fest!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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I am really curious about the front view.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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07-16-2007, 05:45 PM
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#2830
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Retaliation
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Things are going great with my BF in most ways EXCEPT he goes out of his way to bring up his exes (whom I know and see regularly due to their AA affiliation) and others who are currently after him. I told him this is annoying and immature and that I am irritated but he continues to do it. So now I must stoop to his level and retaliate.
So what is the most unnerving thing I can do or say to him to retaliate? All ideas welcome!!!!
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Send me his e-mail address. I will send him this message:
"Dear Rehab Boy,
I have seen Commando Boy and you, sir, are no Commando Boy.
Best wishes,
ncs"
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See you later, decorator.
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07-16-2007, 05:49 PM
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#2831
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Retaliation
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Send me his e-mail address. I will send him this message:
"Dear Rehab Boy,
I have seen Commando Boy and you, sir, are no Commando Boy.
Best wishes,
ncs"
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This. Is. Perfect. Thank you.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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07-16-2007, 05:50 PM
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#2832
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Retaliation
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Things are going great with my BF in most ways EXCEPT he goes out of his way to bring up his exes (whom I know and see regularly due to their AA affiliation) and others who are currently after him. I told him this is annoying and immature and that I am irritated but he continues to do it. So now I must stoop to his level and retaliate.
So what is the most unnerving thing I can do or say to him to retaliate? All ideas welcome!!!!
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"Pack your shit and leave."
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07-16-2007, 05:52 PM
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#2833
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Retaliation
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
No shit.
But being mature about it isn't working so I want to be as immature as possible and it is against my nature. So I am asking for the board's collective help!
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Have your exes call you on the phone when you know he'll be home to hear you pick up or when he'll be home alone.
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07-16-2007, 05:52 PM
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#2834
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Retaliation
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ABBAKiss
Things are going great with my BF in most ways EXCEPT he goes out of his way to bring up his exes (whom I know and see regularly due to their AA affiliation) and others who are currently after him. I told him this is annoying and immature and that I am irritated but he continues to do it. So now I must stoop to his level and retaliate.
So what is the most unnerving thing I can do or say to him to retaliate? All ideas welcome!!!!
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Send topless photos to your internet friends? |
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07-16-2007, 05:53 PM
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#2835
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Retaliation
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ThurgreedMarshall
"Pack your shit and leave."
TM
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This was my second response. |
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