A Black Hole of Happiness

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by barely_legal
My new favorite show in the world is Rock of Love. I've never been a big Poison fan, but I can actually see why some of these crack-addled, stripper, porn-star wannabes want to be with Brett, where I could never really buy into Flavor of Love because it was so obvious that 90% of the women were repulsed by Flava Flav. Brett is a horndog but actually seems nice, somewhat intelligent and insightful. Oh, and at least one of the women on this show is definitely a transexual.

I had high hopes for Scott Baio is 45 and Single but I think Rock of Love is going to be better.

Thank God Bilmore isn't here to read this.

how was your wedding....er elopement?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have been asked to not only use my teeth but to "bite down hard at the base." I must admit it is oddly satisfying, apparently for both of us.

FWIW, sometimes there can be too much hand and not enough mouth. It ends up being a glorified hand job with lip service.

I wish Bilmore were here to read this.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's not a bj tip?

Rookie!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not one of TM's ... unless you want to be ridiculed behind your back.

You can't seem to let this one go (sts). It's been over 4 years now and you're still bringing this up (sts). You haven't used your teeth lately, have you?

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
What is on one hand, the ring finger is a lot shorter, but on the other hand, the index and ring fingers are almost the same length?

What then, Miss Smarty Hands?



ETA: Same is true for index and ring.

Jamie Lee?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
FWIW, sometimes there can be too much hand and not enough mouth. It ends up being a glorified hand job with lip service.

I wish Bilmore were here to read this.

You wish your wife were here to read this.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
What is on one hand, the ring finger is a lot shorter, but on the other hand, the index and ring fingers are almost the same length?

What then, Miss Smarty Hands?



ETA: Same is true for index and ring.


EATA: Misread about which finger, when longer, means you're gay.

I AM TOTALLY GAY!!!

I am so confused. gwinky and ncs tell us/me that ring finger shorter means straight.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You can't seem to let this one go (sts). It's been over 4 years now and you're still bringing this up (sts). You haven't used your teeth lately, have you?

TM

I have TMJ!!!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Acting? Like?

I think he means "making it obvious that" and "noisily express how." Um, the whole sentences would have to be re-written to accommodate.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You wish your wife were here to read this.

No. Bilmore. He appreciates horrible puns. My wife does not.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
What is on one hand, the ring finger is a lot shorter, but on the other hand, the index and ring fingers are almost the same length?

What then, Miss Smarty Hands?



ETA: Same is true for index and ring.


EATA: Misread about which finger, when longer, means you're gay.

I AM TOTALLY GAY!!!

If the ring finger is shorter or the same length, you're not gay. It's when the ring finger is longer that you're gay (apparently). Or good at sports.

The thing is, I'm not good at sports. I play sports, and like to think that I am adequate at some, but I have no natural ability whatsoever -- it's all effort.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am so confused. gwinky and ncs tell us/me that ring finger shorter means straight.

Let me 'splain: at first, I thought we were to compare middle and ring fingers. On one hand, my ring and middle fingers are almost exactly the same length, on the other hand, the ring finger is substantially shorter.

Then I read that we are to be comparing index and ring, and that ring finger LONGER means straight. Which would have meant I'm straight.

Then, I finally went back to gwink's original post, and realize now that ring finger longer means gay -- and that means I'm totally gay.

I'm so glad I have these guideposts to tell me whether I'm gay or not. Though for a gay gal, I sure do like dick sucking.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by dtb
Let me 'splain: at first, I thought we were to compare middle and ring fingers. On one hand, my ring and middle fingers are almost exactly the same length, on the other hand, the ring finger is substantially shorter.

Then I read that we are to be comparing index and ring, and that ring finger LONGER means straight. Which would have meant I'm straight.

Then, I finally went back to gwink's original post, and realize now that ring finger longer means gay -- and that means I'm totally gay.

I'm so glad I have these guideposts to tell me whether I'm gay or not. Though for a gay gal, I sure do like dick sucking.

This is your best post ev-ah.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Let me 'splain: at first, I thought we were to compare middle and ring fingers. On one hand, my ring and middle fingers are almost exactly the same length, on the other hand, the ring finger is substantially shorter.

Then I read that we are to be comparing index and ring, and that ring finger LONGER means straight. Which would have meant I'm straight.

Then, I finally went back to gwink's original post, and realize now that ring finger longer means gay -- and that means I'm totally gay.

I'm so glad I have these guideposts to tell me whether I'm gay or not. Though for a gay gal, I sure do like dick sucking.

You said ring finger is "a lot shorter" on one hand, but on the other they are basically the same. So my confusion remains.

You could always suck a strap-on?

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You said ring finger is "a lot shorter" on one hand, but on the other they are basically the same. So my confusion remains.

You could always suck a strap-on?

What's the confusion? On one hand, my ring finger is a lot shorter than my MIDDLE finger, and on the other RING AND MIDDLE are basically the same -- but apparently comparisons of ring and middle do not reveal the secrets of one's sexual desires, so comparing the two of them was pointless, other than the perk of fringe confusion!