A Black Hole of Happiness

[ABBAKiss]

In the continuing saga of impulsive and totally self-destructive decisions made by ABBA, I now own a Jack Russell Terrier puppy with the live-in BF of four months. This was the result of him "settling" when I told him that under no circumstances was I getting knocked up any time soon.

I am worse than Britney (though I still have the suavey hair).

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think, as a general proposition, that bumper stickers are dumb.

I admit to having a sticker (about 2 inches square) that says "I am made of poison". People ask me all the time what it means, but I have no idea.

Ms. Slothrop sometimes says she would like to put a "KILL YOUR TELEVISION" sticker on her car, in which case I would like to put a "TELEVISE YOUR KILL" sticker on mine.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Not true.

Flash rains flooded the tracks that morning, causing delays on LIRR and Metro North. I was skittish already and took the initiative to leave early. And by early I mean 10 mins early, big whoop.

You state that you left early because your earlier bad experience with mass transit caused you to be skittish about mass transit in general. If you still think you left early because of "instinct," I don't think you understand what the word means. I'd suggest you look it up, but my guess is that you are too lazy to do so, based on your record of leaving work early.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think, as a general proposition, that bumper stickers are dumb.

I admit to having a sticker (about 2 inches square) that says "I am made of poison". People ask me all the time what it means, but I have no idea.

I had a rule in law school: no bumper stickers on your car unless it had 100k+ miles.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I . . . took the initiative to leave early.

Today I am going to take the initiative to do nothing.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Today I am going to take the initiative to do nothing.

need a bumper sticker for that?

flower is breaking my chops. whinnnne.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If there is one thing about which I am almost completely certain, it is that you do not possess some instinct that assists you in avoiding urban steam pipe explosions. I am almost as certain that you do not possess any instinct that helps you in avoiding mass transit shutdowns. I am more inclined to believe that you coincidentally left early because you are lazy.

Headline from Fark:

"NY pipe explosion rescue workers trying asbestos they can to clean site up."

Where is Bilmore?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Today I am going to take the initiative to do nothing.

I'd join you, but that would require that I take the initiative to do so.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
In the continuing saga of impulsive and totally self-destructive decisions made by ABBA, I now own a Jack Russell Terrier puppy with the live-in BF of four months. This was the result of him "settling" when I told him that under no circumstances was I getting knocked up any time soon.

I am worse than Britney (though I still have the suavey hair).

Am I misinterpreting or are you dating (and living with) somebody who wants children (and possibly soo)? I thought you were dead-set against having children?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think, as a general proposition, that bumper stickers are dumb.

I admit to having a sticker on my car (about 2 inches square) that says "I am made of poison". People ask me all the time what it means, but I have no idea.

The back of my 1972 VW microbus has "you can't hug a child with nuclear arms" and "if you want peace, work for justice." The "don't blame me, I voted for Anderson" and "I ain't gonna play Sun City!" mysteriously disappeared a few years ago.

AoN, you, your ex-husband, and my former cat (or possibly my current one -- it's hard to tell) starred in a dream that was interrupted by the alarm clock this morning.

Sadly, the dream (other than the cast, of course) wasn't the least bit interesting. Something about a visit to the vet and joking about Good Housekeeping magazines from the 1980s in the waiting area.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Am I misinterpreting or are you dating (and living with) somebody who wants children (and possibly soo)? I thought you were dead-set against having children?

I do not want children. If I am with someone who really wants children and we are solid and blah blah blah I would consider having children. But I do not personally WANT them.

I am dating and living with a very impulsive and immature guy who yes, does want children "someday." I think even he realizes that having kids right now is not in anyone's best interest but he still talks about it a lot.

[John Phoenix]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think, as a general proposition, that bumper stickers are dumb.

I was thinking about getting one of these:



to see if it would work as a get out of jail free card.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I do not want children. If I am with someone who really wants children and we are solid and blah blah blah I would consider having children. But I do not personally WANT them.

I am dating and living with a very impulsive and immature guy who yes, does want children "someday." I think even he realizes that having kids right now is not in anyone's best interest but he still talks about it a lot.

Your life would be a better reality show than almost anything on tv right now.

I would totally watch it.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think, as a general proposition, that bumper stickers are dumb.

I admit to having a sticker on my car (about 2 inches square) that says "I am made of poison". People ask me all the time what it means, but I have no idea.

I have a Diverseworks sticker on the back of my car. It means I gave them money once and part of their membership benefits included a sticker.

I had an Ellen Cohen for District 134 car magnet on my car for the last half of 2006, but it was removed shortly after the (successful) election.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
In the continuing saga of impulsive and totally self-destructive decisions made by ABBA, I now own a Jack Russell Terrier puppy with the live-in BF of four months. This was the result of him "settling" when I told him that under no circumstances was I getting knocked up any time soon.

I am worse than Britney (though I still have the suavey hair).

"...Now I ain't sayin' he a gold digger."

Careful with that or you can find yourself with two very demanding children...

Keep the birth control pills in your purse, not the bathroom.