A Black Hole of Happiness

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
For Thurgreed. (spree: video game announcement)

That is amazingly awesome. Too bad I don't have Nintendo.

I hear Playstation 3 finally made a big splash with their games.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
In the continuing saga of impulsive and totally self-destructive decisions made by ABBA, I now own a Jack Russell Terrier puppy with the live-in BF of four months. This was the result of him "settling" when I told him that under no circumstances was I getting knocked up any time soon.

I am worse than Britney (though I still have the suavey hair).

Dear god. You? A dog? A Jack Russell???

I thought you hated animals. This may possibly be the most shocking thing I read all week.

[ABBAKiss]

Bumper Stickers

I was very upset when I was younger that my parents refused to put a bumper sticker I got at school on the station wagon. It was a white rectangle with purple writing that said "I'd Rather Be Dancing."

I was not then, and never did become, a dancer. I have absolutely no idea why I had this bumper sticker. But it ended up in my sticker collection, on its own page, after the puffy animals and the scratch-n-sniff Strawberry Shortcake pages.

For some reason I associate this memory with another memory of being in maybe 3rd grade and making up a routine to "Eye of the Tiger." It involved mounts and everything.

I was not allowed to own leg warmers, but I made my own out of my dad's discarded gym socks.

I think I am starting to understand why my life is such a mess.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Dear god. You? A dog? A Jack Russell???

I thought you hated animals. This may possibly be the most shocking thing I read all week.

I know. And to think this happened WHEN I WAS SOBER.

Turns out drinking was never the problem -- my complete inability to make good decisions is!!!!!!

And yeah, I have absolutely no idea how to act around animals. The puppy licked my face and I said "yuck!" BF was a bit put off.

But the puppy is ridiculously cute. From a distance.

Oh -- he also peed on me on the car ride home. Fabulous.

[patentparanyc]

above the law in the comments section. Between that and the "cell sized needles that puncture your lung cells" I wasn't worried before but trust a nice law site to make you start to become concerned.......

"Most asbestos in America is the chrysotile kind. Chrysotile asbestos is only mildly dangerous if you are exposed to it in a non-occupational environment. The dangers of chrysotile asbestos has been severely overblown by gullible juries everywhere.

If you breathe the stuff day in day out, then you might get mesothelioma, but you would also get cancer if you breathe gas fumes everyday."

http://lungdiseases.about.com/od/glo...sotile_def.htm

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I do not want children. If I am with someone who really wants children and we are solid and blah blah blah I would consider having children. But I do not personally WANT them.

I am dating and living with a very impulsive and immature guy who yes, does want children "someday." I think even he realizes that having kids right now is not in anyone's best interest but he still talks about it a lot.

Having children = Horror movie where your wife's the star. Most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed.

Awful, and anyone who tells you it was the highlight of life needs a serious fucking re-evalution of their mental health.

The Child is a wonderful thing. The process of having the kid is simply atrocious. And the breastfeeding and everything else that "erath mothers" seem to love afterward is even more nauseating. Nipples are for fun, not nourishment. IMO.

That medicine hasn't found a way to gestate children in a test tube is an embarrassment to mankind. It's sexist if you ask me. If men had kids, we'd have had that technology 50 years ago.

An awful thing to watch a woman go through. Nothing will obliterate any notion you might have had that an "involved" God exists, or that there's any intelligence in our design than watching that freak show. I needed an 10 oz glass of straight liquor to recover after that episode.

And I didn't even watch the real "delivery" part. I stayed near her head.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Abe Lincoln quote

Is that an actual quote? If yes, that is exceptional.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Having children = Horror movie where your wife's the star. Most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed.

Awful, and anyone who tells you it was the highlight of life needs a serious fucking re-evalution of their mental health.

The Child is a wonderful thing. The process of having the kid is simply atrocious. And the breastfeeding and everything else that "erath mothers" seem to love afterward is even more nauseating. Nipples are for fun, not nourishment. IMO.

That medicine hasn't found a way to gestate children in a test tube is an embarrassment to mankind. It's sexist if you ask me. If men had kids, we'd have had that technology 50 years ago.

An awful thing to watch a woman go through. Nothing will obliterate any notion you might have had that an "involved" God exists, or that there's any intelligence in our design than watching that freak show. I needed an 10 oz glass of straight liquor to recover after that episode.

And I didn't even watch the real "delivery" part. I stayed near her head.

Sounds like someone never really acquired a taste for placenta cake.

[John Phoenix]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Having children = Horror movie where your wife's the star. Most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed.

Awful, and anyone who tells you it was the highlight of life needs a serious fucking re-evalution of their mental health.

The Child is a wonderful thing. The process of having the kid is simply atrocious. And the breastfeeding and everything else that "erath mothers" seem to love afterward is even more nauseating. Nipples are for fun, not nourishment. IMO.

That medicine hasn't found a way to gestate children in a test tube is an embarrassment to mankind. It's sexist if you ask me. If men had kids, we'd have had that technology 50 years ago.

An awful thing to watch a woman go through. Nothing will obliterate any notion you might have had that an "involved" God exists, or that there's any intelligence in our design than watching that freak show. I needed an 10 oz glass of straight liquor to recover after that episode.

And I didn't even watch the real "delivery" part. I stayed near her head.

I wasn't even in the room for the delivery. I don't regret that decision.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Sounds like someone never really acquired a taste for placenta cake.

no cord banking for Sebby.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by John Phoenix
I wasn't even in the room for the delivery. I don't regret that decision.

hold up. you weren't even in the room? how do you manage that one? she wasn't angry you weren't there?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Is that an actual quote? If yes, that is exceptional.

Pull yourself together.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Having children = Horror movie where your wife's the star. Most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed.

Awful, and anyone who tells you it was the highlight of life needs a serious fucking re-evalution of their mental health.

The Child is a wonderful thing. The process of having the kid is simply atrocious. And the breastfeeding and everything else that "erath mothers" seem to love afterward is even more nauseating. Nipples are for fun, not nourishment. IMO.

That medicine hasn't found a way to gestate children in a test tube is an embarrassment to mankind. It's sexist if you ask me. If men had kids, we'd have had that technology 50 years ago.

An awful thing to watch a woman go through. Nothing will obliterate any notion you might have had that an "involved" God exists, or that there's any intelligence in our design than watching that freak show. I needed an 10 oz glass of straight liquor to recover after that episode.

And I didn't even watch the real "delivery" part. I stayed near her head.

This is excellent. I can't say I have an opinion on the content, but I don't think I've ever seen someone's disgust for the childbirth process expressed quite so well. A treat to read.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
hold up. you weren't even in the room? how do you manage that one? she wasn't angry you weren't there?

When I was born they "forgot" to tell my dad for several hours. My mom was confused why he didn't seem to care and did not come to comfort her after the birth.

Wow, I am really working through some major issues today. Thank you, lawtalkers, for being my rock and my sounding board. I am feeling much better adjusted now.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I had a rule in law school: no bumper stickers on your car unless it had 100k+ miles.