A Black Hole of Happiness - Page 249

Gattigap · 07-23-2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
what is the big deal? no one cares. secty/para very similar duties. not totally diff. tool.! gawd!

I don't think there are emoticons for an eye twitch, but when reading this portion of the post, it's hard for me not to imagine that they should be there.

Cletus Miller · 07-23-2007, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
All good guesses. But your ability to reason and your brains are just getting in the way.

The real answer is that I hate secretaries. They are beneath me in every way. Every chance I get to humiliate them, I must take. I do not associate with them and I find their odor to be noxious and their manner unpleasant.

TM

So the truth comes out--you ran out of secretaries to insult and demean--you needed fresh meat; therefore, the change in firms. Better situation, indeed.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-23-2007, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Can I ask you something? Why is it necessary that I announce to the board when my position changes? Like anyone cares? But obviously they do since he made a big deal about it....

AND IF I HAD ANNOUNCED IT? PEOPLE WOULD HAVE SAID "HUZZAH NO ONE CARES WHY U ANNOUNCING?"

who cares? is his point that I had a duty to announce when it changed? I felt I had no such duty.

or the point is "I'm so insecure and pompous I would lead people to believe I still was one" or is he so careless he thought I never was one to begin with? I go with that. he thought i never was one and it was a BEEG scandal that I lied. which I didn't. what i am guilty of is "failure to announce a change." so now he's backpedaling and bleating that I was wrong to not announce. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"I don't doubt that you were a paralegal. But don't try to act like you haven't purposefully pretended like you're still a paralegal when you're not.

But here's the thing: No one gives a shit either way. Your stupidity makes it amazing that you could hold down any job. I really don't think anyone here cares whether you are a paralegal, secretary or Benny from LA Law's fat little sister."

ahghgheheheheheahahah I'm apolplectic. YOU posted a special post pointing out that I had "lied" and been deceitful. I did not bring this up. I could care less. Like I said those that are supposed to know already know. what is the big deal? no one cares. secty/para very similar duties. not totally diff. tool.! gawd!

What is so funny about you is that you purposefully continued to hold yourself out as a paralegal. It is you that has placed importance on being a paralegal because you have repeatedly said you were one well after you became a secretary. If you weren't somehow ashamed of it, you wouldn't have done so.

It's just another piece of the fatty puzzle that is you. And it is amusing. Your new title doesn't make you any dumber than you have been all these years, at least not in my eyes.

TM

Tyrone Slothrop · 07-23-2007, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Can I ask you something? Why is it necessary that I announce to the board when my position changes? Like anyone cares? But obviously they do since he made a big deal about it....

AND IF I HAD ANNOUNCED IT? PEOPLE WOULD HAVE SAID "HUZZAH NO ONE CARES WHY U ANNOUNCING?"

who cares? is his point that I had a duty to announce when it changed? I felt I had no such duty.

or the point is "I'm so insecure and pompous I would lead people to believe I still was one" or is he so careless he thought I never was one to begin with? I go with that. he thought i never was one and it was a BEEG scandal that I lied. which I didn't. what i am guilty of is "failure to announce a change." so now he's backpedaling and bleating that I was wrong to not announce. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"I don't doubt that you were a paralegal. But don't try to act like you haven't purposefully pretended like you're still a paralegal when you're not.

But here's the thing: No one gives a shit either way. Your stupidity makes it amazing that you could hold down any job. I really don't think anyone here cares whether you are a paralegal, secretary or Benny from LA Law's fat little sister."

ahghgheheheheheahahah I'm apolplectic. YOU posted a special post pointing out that I had "lied" and been deceitful. I did not bring this up. I could care less. Like I said those that are supposed to know already know. what is the big deal? no one cares. secty/para very similar duties. not totally diff. tool.! gawd!

Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't

Tyrone Slothrop · 07-23-2007, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
You know what? I said the very same thing to someone (that you're under no obligation to announce that you're now a secretary). However, the "rub" is that you have since represented yourself as a paralegal when you're not.

To sleep, perchance to dream?

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-23-2007, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
[TM stalking and "trying to torment" me]

1. Actually someone gave me the info out of the blue.

2. Do you know what quotes are for?

TM

patentparanyc · 07-23-2007, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What is so funny about you is that you purposefully continued to hold yourself out as a paralegal. It is you that has placed importance on being a paralegal because you have repeatedly said you were one well after you became a secretary. If you weren't somehow ashamed of it, you wouldn't have done so.

It's just another piece of the fatty puzzle that is you. And it is amusing. Your new title doesn't make you any dumber than you have been all these years, at least not in my eyes.

TM

That is not true. I am not ashamed. I told you I would empty waste baskets for my same salary if asked to do it. As it is I go to get ice and whatever else is asked of me on the weekends when no one else is on but us skeleton staff I just knew you would use that against me. So really, you need to examine why you try to drive out certain people [i.e., purse junkie] or me. and how that affects the way they post. in an ideal situation I could announce it and not be ridiculed. you have some major issues as do all of us that manifest differently but it affects the way others post I believe that gives you a rush and a sense of power but it makes others afraid to be free with info. used against them.

And you can joke about being mean to sectys or claim that you are best buddies with them. people can sense if you are elitist...seriously and your work will go the bottom of de pile. I assure you.

thank god my peeps are nice.

And had you asked me instead of making a fed case on the board I would have told you.

Tyrone Slothrop · 07-23-2007, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The real answer is that I hate secretaries. They are beneath me in every way. Every chance I get to humiliate them, I must take. I do not associate with them and I find their odor to be noxious and their manner unpleasant.

O, beware, my lord of jealousy;
It is the green-ey'd monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.

notcasesensitive · 07-23-2007, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
you have some major issues as do all of us that manifest differently but it affects the way others post I believe that gives you a rush and a sense of power but it makes others afraid to be free with info. used against them.

I'm hoping Shakespeare will be able to explain the meaning of this "sentence" to me. Though I'm not sure he's a Faulkner expert. We have one of those, don't we?

Shape Shifter · 07-23-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was once the number 1 guy about remembering and knowing every reference there was here. I go on vacation for 1 week and all of a sudden I am without the most basic moorings.

Did I ever confess that i'm actually a truck driver? I started posting here when I was thinking about going to law school if I ever go to college.

The truck driver part we knew about. It is the other part that came as something of a surprise.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-23-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
That is not true. I am not ashamed. I told you I would empty waste baskets for my same salary if asked to do it. As it is I go to get ice and whatever else is asked of me on the weekends when no one else is on but us skeleton staff I just knew you would use that against me. So really, you need to examine why you try to drive out certain people [i.e., purse junkie] or me. and how that affects the way they post. in an ideal situation I could announce it and not be ridiculed. you have some major issues as do all of us that manifest differently but it affects the way others post I believe that gives you a rush and a sense of power but it makes others afraid to be free with info. used against them.

Actually, it's not a power trip. It's sheer amusement at your expense. It's just so easy.

And putting yourself in the same boat as purse junkie is perfect. I can just picture the two of you sitting there, on beautiful Moron Lake in western Land of Fu, facing each other and rowing in opposite directions, wondering why you're not going anywhere.

TM

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 07-23-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

The real answer is that I hate secretaries. They are beneath me in every way. Every chance I get to humiliate them, I must take. I do not associate with them and I find their odor to be noxious and their manner unpleasant.

TM

When you two met for that infamous drink, you came on her face, didn't you? C'mon, admit it.

Tyrone Slothrop · 07-23-2007, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm hoping Shakespeare will be able to explain the meaning of this "sentence" to me. Though I'm not sure he's a Faulkner expert. We have one of those, don't we?

My mind is troubled, like a fountain stirred,
And I myself see not the bottom of it.

Replaced_Texan · 07-23-2007, 06:08 PM

I'm not particularly comfortable with anyone taking information learned outside this board and using it against another poster. If we weren't trying to hold up some sort of facade of anonymity here, which some people still hold dear, I'd say fight to the death.

I'm not deleting posts, I'm not telling anyone to stop, and I'm not posting this as an admin.

But from the day someone posted a myspace page to the day someone else referenced what's in my blog, I've increasingly uncomfortable with this sort of thing.

ltl/fb · 07-23-2007, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
When you two met for that infamous drink, you came on her face, didn't you? C'mon, admit it.

FTR, I would not come on someone whose smell I found noxious.

Oddly enough, for once my eye is not twitching.