A Black Hole of Happiness

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It was me at the lake beach on the sand/grass on the blanket by the playground with dtb. And I brought italian sausage.

Finally. I feel like I've just finished a game of Clue.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by dtb
More like a cocktail wiener, but it's the thought that counts.

Daaaaammnnnnnn! Coltrane got served by dtb! Though apparently, the converse isn't true. Poor Sequels.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Finally. I feel like I've just finished a game of Clue.

Ah, I know the feeling, still slightly bored and annoyed that I wasted so much time with so little payoff. Cue Honeymoon Joke.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Dissent. She was at least near a beach. Without food, you can't even come close to having a picnic.

There was no food. It was very near a beach -- so near that I could touch the sand during the fucking. However, most of the action took place on the blanket placed on the sand's edge, on the grass (not beach grass - just regular).

I hope this clears things up.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
no, to do that you have to make pompous, judgemental broad assumptions about my "alledged overspending" [really no one should care if I spend down to mac and cheese] and holier than thou posts about how much better you are than me and what a pathetic sad person i am.

then you will know what it feels like to be tm.

Oh yoooooooooo hooooo! andViolinnnnnsssss!


Please chime in here. Thanks.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
More like a cocktail wiener, but it's the thought that counts.

zing.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Of course not, but one can't nearly have a picnic without food. If there is no food, there is no picnic. She was much closer to having sex on the beach (due to her proximity to the beach) than she was to having picnic sex (since food was never mentioned).

What if someone ate a pussy meal?

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What if someone ate a pussy meal?

TM

Dude, we were having a classy sex discussion with dtb and you had to go and fuck it up. Nice going.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know. I'm trying to see how it feels to be TM.

You can't accuse me of overthinking.

TM

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
There was no food. It was very near a beach -- so near that I could touch the sand during the fucking. However, most of the action took place on the blanket placed on the sand's edge, on the grass (not beach grass - just regular).

I hope this clears things up.

This was near the lake in your backyard, wasn't it?

Ohhh, Sebby's going to be so bummed. You see, Sebby, they're willing if you'll just get a big enough backyard.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
He never said you were sad.

I am dying, Egypt, dying.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What if someone ate a pussy meal?

TM

Fingerfoods don't qualify as true picnic fare.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What if someone ate a pussy meal?

TM

Well, you're not actually eating the pussy. You're just down there licking for a few seconds so you can guarantee yourself a blowjob.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You can't accuse me of overthinking.

TM

That's true. I would say I was "overarguing".

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
This was near the lake in your backyard, wasn't it?

Ohhh, Sebby's going to be so bummed. You see, Sebby, they're willing if you'll just get a big enough backyard.

Women dig guys with big asses?