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07-25-2007, 06:28 PM
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#4126
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Let's Dance
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe, but he was a better actress than the one in the actual Michael Jackson video.
And is there any more proof needed that Michael was the man?
TM
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My youngest sister used to love love love Michael Jackson, but that video scared the crap out of her. She'd sit next to the TV once the zombies showed up and occassionally peek over to see what was going on, then quickly retreat so she couldn't see them. I'll send this to her and see if it's less scary now...
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07-25-2007, 06:35 PM
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#4127
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Let's Dance
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe, but he was a better actress than the one in the actual Michael Jackson video.
And is there any more proof needed that Michael was the man?
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what does someone like that do to get in prison?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-25-2007, 06:38 PM
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#4128
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: neversayneverland
Posts: 9
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Aaow!-Hoo Hoo!
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe, but he was a better actress than the one in the actual Michael Jackson video.
And is there any more proof needed that Michael was the man?
TM
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I Don't Care What You Talkin'
'Bout Baby
I Don't Care What You Say
Don't You Come Walkin'
Beggin' Back Mama
I Don't Care Anyway
Time After Time I Gave You All Of My Money
No Excuses To Make
Ain't No Mountain That I
Can't Climb Baby
All Is Going My Way
('Cause There's A Time When
You're Right)
(And You Know You Must
Fight)
Who's Laughing Baby, Don't
You Know
(And There's The Choice That
We Make)
(And This Choice You Will
Take)
Who's Laughin' Baby
So Just Leave Me Alone
Leave Me Alone
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
Leave Me Alone
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
Leave Me Alone-Stop It!
Just Stop Doggin' Me Around
(Just Stop Doggin' Me and patentpara too!)
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Your Butt Is Mine Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-Come On-You Know It!
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07-25-2007, 06:39 PM
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#4129
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: neversayneverland
Posts: 9
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Let's Dance
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My youngest sister used to love love love Michael Jackson, but that video scared the crap out of her. She'd sit next to the TV once the zombies showed up and occassionally peek over to see what was going on, then quickly retreat so she couldn't see them. I'll send this to her and see if it's less scary now...
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Remember, in fairness, he's not like the other boys.
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Your Butt Is Mine Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-Come On-You Know It!
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07-25-2007, 06:43 PM
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#4130
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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See, I really do have friends who call me
Call Me Later
Ring, ring. Is your refrigerator running?
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Sure, it may be a total farce, but it still beats asking for Harry Paratestes.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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07-25-2007, 06:44 PM
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#4131
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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See, I really do have friends who call me
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
. . . Flirt with your British boy toy in front of your former or future flame. Get a gushing review from a mystery man as a daily affirmation.
Available online at popularitydialer.com.
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Abba got her new job already?
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[Dictated but not read]
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07-25-2007, 10:12 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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for rp and other lovers of the absurd
In case you don't have the time to read the entire article on cnn.com, I give you the bullet points:
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Editor: Day with Britney Spears was 'shock'
Story Highlights - NEW: Britney Spears wiped grease on designer dress
NEW: Dog defecated on $6,700 gown; her staff had to be asked to clean
NEW: Spears complained to OK! personnel about clothes
NEW: Spears bolted before shoot was over -- with $14,000 in clothes
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It is a little disappointing that the highlights cut out the fact that Britney's complaints about the clothes were that they weren't tight or sexy enough, but I guess that's why it pays to read the articles every now and then.
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See you later, decorator.
Last edited by notcasesensitive; 07-25-2007 at 10:14 PM..
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07-26-2007, 12:24 AM
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#4134
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Stupid Traveller Story
Penske needs to allow more time to get to the airport . |
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07-26-2007, 02:47 AM
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#4135
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Let's Dance
I call shenanigans. It's an unfair advantage to stage it in an environment with 0% white guys. Let's see them do it again in CSP-C. |
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07-26-2007, 02:50 AM
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#4136
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Let's Dance
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
what does someone like that do to get in prison?
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Good question. I've got a hunch but need confirmation. Wonk, is buttsecks still illegal in the Philippines? |
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07-26-2007, 02:52 AM
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#4137
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Let's Dance
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Atticus Grinch
Good question. I've got a hunch but need confirmation. Wonk, is buttsecks still illegal in the Philippines?
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First the Cocteau sock shows up, and then you begin posting again.
I smell a conspiracy. Or bacon. Or something. |
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07-26-2007, 03:14 AM
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#4138
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Let's Dance
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
First the Cocteau sock shows up, and then you begin posting again.
I smell a conspiracy. Or bacon. Or something.
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One, I am not nor have I ever been Sockteau. I am absolutely terrible at all party socks except NFH.
Two, there is no conspiracy. I took a break from this board when I realized that my historical function here -- giving A-listers facially plausible yet subtly erroneous information obtained by Google searches -- was being rapidly supplanted by the growth of Wikipedia. So I took a powder.
Three, if you smell bacon, perhaps you are about to enjoy a delicious sandwich. Say, between two cops. |
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07-26-2007, 10:15 AM
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#4139
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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WTF ig going on at the TDF?!?
Yellow jersey Michael Rasmussen was fired by his team and dismissed from the tour last night. It just keeps getting worse...
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07-26-2007, 10:24 AM
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#4140
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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WTF ig going on at the TDF?!?
On the plus side, Contador is now leading the race.
Go Discovery Team!
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