A Black Hole of Happiness - Page 289

patentparanyc · 07-27-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
From someone who's been mainly correct a lot, you'll want to revise this description.

I know what you are saying but I see fatties every day walking to work and at lunch. They always seem to wear skin tight black pants as well outlining their huge asses. Or they are middle aged and on my train and literally wobble to work.

One woman this morning was like wobbling and hopping down the steps she was close to 300 pounds. Her butt was like jiggling up and down with the cellulite with her orthepedic shoes....I take the train in with a woman who has to be pushing 400 pounds. NY has the stick thin fashionista types in their 20s and then they have the rest...

The tourists that are fat are a whole nother ball of wax. They don't walk at all, so they are blob like. it's nasty. I'm not thin but there is WAY fatter than me.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-27-2007, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Crap, I am obese.

No. She said she was obese.

patentparanyc · 07-27-2007, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. She said she was obese.

No, TM said I was obese.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-27-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
No, TM said I was obese.

Reread your post.

ltl/fb · 07-27-2007, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Reread your post.

I think you are mainly correct here.

Hank Chinaski · 07-27-2007, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Reread your post.

or my sig line!

patentparanyc · 07-27-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
or my sig line!

that irritates me when you quote me for your sig line. but you know that don't you. it irritated you when I mentioned you in my sig line.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-27-2007, 04:02 PM

In an effort to change the subject, I will do the only thing I know how to do, which is post embarassing details of my personal life. I had halfway decent sex last night for the first time in like, forever, and I think my technique is rusty. I have realized that the solution is to have more sex. It's a banner day.

ltl/fb · 07-27-2007, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In an effort to change the subject, I will do the only thing I know how to do, which is post embarassing details of my personal life. I had halfway decent sex last night for the first time in like, forever, and I think my technique is rusty. I have realized that the solution is to have more sex. It's a banner day.

With that guy from the date?

I had sex last week or the week before for the first time in quite a while and the sex was peachy, but holy crap that guy is boring when he talks. And pretentious, esp for someone in his early/mid 20s. I felt like patting him on the damn head and calling him skippy.

patentparanyc · 07-27-2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In an effort to change the subject, I will do the only thing I know how to do, which is post embarassing details of my personal life. I had halfway decent sex last night for the first time in like, forever, and I think my technique is rusty. I have realized that the solution is to have more sex. It's a banner day.

Good for you, that is an excellent way to end a week...

fringey you like younger guys?

and pretentious...how? like hipster pretentious?

John Phoenix · 07-27-2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
With that guy from the date?

I had sex last week or the week before for the first time in quite a while and the sex was peachy, but holy crap that guy is boring when he talks. And pretentious, esp for someone in his early/mid 20s. I felt like patting him on the damn head and calling him skippy.

Maybe you could give him an ascot to wear on your next date?

John Phoenix · 07-27-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
my technique is rusty

How so?

ABBAKiss · 07-27-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In an effort to change the subject, I will do the only thing I know how to do, which is post embarassing details of my personal life. I had halfway decent sex last night for the first time in like, forever, and I think my technique is rusty. I have realized that the solution is to have more sex. It's a banner day.

Excellent!!! I did not have sex yesterday. This must be why yesterday sucked.

When I was learning trigonometry I always associated obtuse triangles with obese people. Obtuse and obese. I bet this makes you snycker.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-27-2007, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
With that guy from the date?

I had sex last week or the week before for the first time in quite a while and the sex was peachy, but holy crap that guy is boring when he talks. And pretentious, esp for someone in his early/mid 20s. I felt like patting him on the damn head and calling him skippy.

Different date, but yes, he was a guy from a date. Canadian. Hot body. Used to tree-plant, like me. We have a lot in common but I do not think this will progress toward anything more than fucking. But still, fun.

patentparanyc · 07-27-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Different date, but yes, he was a guy from a date. Canadian. Hot body. Used to tree-plant, like me. We have a lot in common but I do not think this will progress toward anything more than fucking. But still, fun.

was this one of the ex pats that contacted you unawares that you were canadian/