A Black Hole of Happiness

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I saw No Reservations this weekend and thought it was cute. Catherine Zeta-Jones is about a million times more attractive than Aaron Eckhart (in my opinion). I also accomplished many household and errand-y things yesterday and last night, and plan to accomplish more today. However, there was no sex involved in my weekend.

I did not encounter any unexpected poop this weekend.

I spent the weekend visiting family on the south shore. I did not accomplish any household or errand-y things. I did not have sex. I did not encounter unexpected poop. I did encounter unexpected surprises from the other end of my cousin's dog.

I did make excellent progress on the socks I am knitting and had great fun playing petanque (sp?),

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Yeah, we figured this from the second to last sentence.

I would not be happy if I encountered unexpected poop during a sexual liason.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would not be happy if I encountered unexpected poop during a sexual liason.

I would not be happy even if I expected the poop during a sexual liason.

I might be tough to please?

What do you plan to accomplish today? I need some ideas for how to run my own life so I am trying to mimic those around me. Do what they do!!!!!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would not be happy even if I expected the poop during a sexual liason.

I might be tough to please?

What do you plan to accomplish today? I need some ideas for how to run my own life so I am trying to mimic those around me. Do what they do!!!!!

You want the whole schedule for the day? Hah.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I saw No Reservations this weekend and thought it was cute. Catherine Zeta-Jones is about a million times more attractive than Aaron Eckhart (in my opinion).

Have you seen the dude she's married to any time lately? Because I'm not sure she wins points for going for the lookers IRL.

Aaron Eckhart was oddly attractive in Thank You For Smoking, though he is NMT.

I am OAETA.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Have you seen the dude she's married to any time lately? Because I'm not sure she wins points for going for the lookers IRL.

Aaron Eckhart was oddly attractive in Thank You For Smoking, though he is NMT.

I am OAETA.

I was not saying she goes for hotties. It was more that I felt a little cheated in the amount of eye candy I got vs. the amount my partner in movie-going got. Though I am not sure that CZJ is his type.

[John Phoenix]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I spent the weekend visiting family on the south shore.

Where on the South Shore?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by John Phoenix
Where on the South Shore?

Cohasset.

Why?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I did not encounter any unexpected poop this weekend.

this reads like an Atticus post.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Someone must have SOMETHING interesting to report.

The new puppy bit me in the face, smeared poop down my hallway, and pooped in my bed yesterday.

Hmm. If you're still looking for alternative career paths, perhaps this guy (saw his truck on the freeway the other day) has franchising opportunities available.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I did the hallway, BF did the bed and the puppy disciplining.

I can't believe you cleaned up one iota of poop from your BF's dog. You are on the slippery slope to being like my friend who has all the responsibility of the dog she didn't want but her husband and kids did (and naturally promised to take care of) You are not his maid. You are not his mother. His dog. His mess. His responsibility.

Has he at least signed up the puppy for obedience classes? When do they start?

So I guess he missed the August 1 vacancies for apartments but there is still plenty of time before September 1, if not a mid-month move.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You've gotta be kidding. How could you possibly stand to be around someone so conceited (and stupid) to have her name on every article of clothing she's brought into the house?

Who said I wanted to spend tons of quality time around her? She's good tv for three hours a week and she has an awesome body so a few hours of sex would be great, as long as there weren't any mirrors in the room for her to fixate on.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You want the whole schedule for the day? Hah.

Well, maybe just a few tasks.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Cohasset.

Why?

Cohasset is beautiful. near scituate right?

It makes me yearn for the north shore. and rockport.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Well, maybe just a few tasks.

gym, vacuuming, making dinner, actually cleaning up the kitchen after making dinner. Cutting cats' claws. Going to bank and picking up prescriptions (it will be 83 and humid, though overcast probably, if I go at lunch -- cooler and sun much less direct if I go before I go to gym -- so when do I go? decisions, decisions).

I am feeling very domestic.