A Black Hole of Happiness

[Tyrone Slothrop]

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Whoo hoo! Uh, that is, it would be good if that trend started to include LA more and if it continued for another year and a half or so.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Since that's a rate of change, it's not so bad.

that said, I'm glad I moved my money out of the REIT last week . . .

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You don't own The Pixies, Surfer Rosa? [NparticularlySFW]

Ty, my friend, nakedness qua nakedness is neither per se, nor even prima facie, sexy. If mere boobies were enough to make the list, I would have included Jane's Addiction's "Nothing's Shocking," no?

No, my friend, sexiness means something else. It can be a mood, a tone, a momentary look, by which a woman makes clear that she will imminently gobble your choad. Hence Madonna's "GHV2," which is unremarkable at first glance until you realize what you're meant to see beyond the frame.

A whole other category of sexy is the artistic representation of that exquisite moment in time when a woman is seconds away from telling you that you can put it in her ass. I keep a cameo locket of Hank's mom for exactly that reason. Ah, la reconnaissance est la mémoire du coeur.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Picking "Who's Next" as "not sexy" is, for Atticus, such a bald faced lie, that I can only guess he is trying to shake this "bodily function" fixation that he has been tagged with. that might explain the year hiatus also- hoping everyone would forget?

I had no idea that claiming never to have particularly needed to go twosies at the office would indelibly brand me such an outlier on these boards. How do you all manage to bill 2,300? Is this why in-house jobs are so sought after by GAs in their 40s?

Hank, if we ever meet, remind me to tell you how a very prominent and respectable partner in an SF litigation boutique claimed during oral argument on a prevailing party attorney's fee petition that he had worked on the brief whilst answering the call of nature. Actually, that's pretty much all there was to that story, so cancel the plane ticket.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

Hank, if we ever meet, remind me to tell you how a very prominent and respectable partner in an SF litigation boutique claimed during oral argument on a prevailing party attorney's fee petition that he had worked on the brief whilst answering the call of nature. Actually, that's pretty much all there was to that story, so cancel the plane ticket.

In most cases, I think it would have been fairly unlikely that the person to whom this post is directed would have purchased a plane ticket, or even taken any steps toward same, in between reading the words "if we ever meet" and "that's pretty much all there was to the story." But with Hank, I think your suggestion to cancel the plane ticket was warranted. I raise this to note that Northwest has a 24 hour free cancellation period if the ticket is purchased on the phone, but I am not sure if that applies for online purchases. You may owe Hank $75.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Ty, my friend, nakedness qua nakedness is neither per se, nor even prima facie, sexy. If mere boobies were enough to make the list, I would have included Jane's Addiction's "Nothing's Shocking," no?

No, my friend, sexiness means something else. It can be a mood, a tone, a momentary look, by which a woman makes clear that she will imminently gobble your choad. Hence Madonna's "GHV2," which is unremarkable at first glance until you realize what you're meant to see beyond the frame.

A whole other category of sexy is the artistic representation of that exquisite moment in time when a woman is seconds away from telling you that you can put it in her ass. I keep a cameo locket of Hank's mom for exactly that reason. Ah, la reconnaissance est la mémoire du coeur.

I am going to label your categories as "1" (impending fellatio) and "2" (imminent anal penetration) and throughout the day will let you know into which of these categories your picks fall.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am going to label your categories as "1" (impending fellatio) and "2" (imminent anal penetration) and throughout the day will let you know into which of these categories your picks fall.

I'll give you a 1 for Annie Lenox, Medusa. Maybe.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'll give you a 1 for Annie Lenox, Medusa. Maybe.

What about the Madonna? I would guess that's a 2. Though I've never gazed upon imminent-anal-penetration-face of a girl.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by dtb
What about the Madonna? I would guess that's a 2. Though I've never gazed upon imminent-anal-penetration-face of a girl.

Don't rush me.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by dtb
What about the Madonna? I would guess that's a 2. Though I've never gazed upon imminent-anal-penetration-face of a girl.

O.K., I was going to go in order, but dtb blew that, er, anally screwed that one up, um . . .

Madonna, GHV2, gets both a 1 and a 2.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
O.K., I was going to go in order, but dtb blew that, er, anally screwed that one up, um . . .

Madonna, GHV2, gets both a 1 and a 2.

I'd say it's past imminent.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Ty, my friend, nakedness qua nakedness is neither per se, nor even prima facie, sexy. If mere boobies were enough to make the list, I would have included Jane's Addiction's "Nothing's Shocking," no?

No, my friend, sexiness means something else. It can be a mood, a tone, a momentary look, by which a woman makes clear that she will imminently gobble your choad. Hence Madonna's "GHV2," which is unremarkable at first glance until you realize what you're meant to see beyond the frame.

A whole other category of sexy is the artistic representation of that exquisite moment in time when a woman is seconds away from telling you that you can put it in her ass. I keep a cameo locket of Hank's mom for exactly that reason. Ah, la reconnaissance est la mémoire du coeur.

This is an awfully verbose way of declining to admit that you don't own Surfer Rosa. You should get it. It's good.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Ninjas stop global warming better.