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08-01-2007, 12:37 PM
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#4621
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Album cover art in my iTunes, sorted by sexiness
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Her eyes, posture and body language all say, "You sphincter will soon taste the kiss of my blade, but only so that I will be able to insert with greater ease the massive and barbed Anal Dildo of Pain that I am hiding behind my back." At that point, I stop listening to the nipples.
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Shouldn't there be commas around "sphincter"? But kudos on the new nickname for Atticus. How appropriate.
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08-01-2007, 01:01 PM
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#4622
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Album cover art in my iTunes, sorted by sexiness
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Admittedly I was a little concerned that The System would do some damage to the Daniel Lanois cover. Perhaps I should have said preemptively that it reminds me of the circumstances of my first kiss. I think the other thing is that while her eyes, posture and body language all say "I shall imminently stab you," her nipples say, "Hi!" and change the whole tenor of the piece. Perhaps we should call that "3/D."
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she needs to put food in her mouth.
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08-01-2007, 01:10 PM
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#4623
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Album cover art in my iTunes, sorted by sexiness
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Shouldn't there be commas around "sphincter"? But kudos on the new nickname for Atticus. How appropriate.
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I realize that you are suggesting that "sphincter" is the nickname I proposed for Atticus, but I also know that, at least in your head, his nickname will be Anal Dildo of Pain.
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08-01-2007, 01:14 PM
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#4624
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Album cover art in my iTunes, sorted by sexiness
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
his nickname will be Anal Dildo of Pain.
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That's already been taken by dtb.
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08-01-2007, 01:16 PM
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#4625
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Album cover art in my iTunes, sorted by sexiness
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Not to confuse things, but can we label them "A" and "B" instead? Hank may find your system confusing because it has certain resonances.
Otherwise you're batting 1.000.
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The Strokes, Is This It (potentially NSFW), will appear to be B to some. They are correct.
Diana Krall, The Look Of Love, is neither.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-01-2007, 01:19 PM
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#4626
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But you were up to your old tricks in chapters four, five, and six.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Diana Krall, The Look Of Love, is neither.
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08-01-2007, 01:22 PM
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#4627
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Hammer Time
Drinking and shopping used to be so much fun.
What in the hell happened to this woman's face? Did she have another nose job? Did she remove her boobs? The ones she was so proud of that she showed to random homeless guys in NYC?
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08-01-2007, 01:28 PM
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#4628
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Hammer Time
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Drinking and shopping used to be so much fun.
What in the hell happened to this woman's face? Did she have another nose job? Did she remove her boobs? The ones she was so proud of that she showed to random homeless guys in NYC?
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heavy drug use and extreme yo-yo dieting will do that to a face, eh?
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08-01-2007, 01:36 PM
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#4629
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Hammer Time
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Drinking and shopping used to be so much fun.
What in the hell happened to this woman's face? Did she have another nose job? Did she remove her boobs? The ones she was so proud of that she showed to random homeless guys in NYC?
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Atticus? Flower??
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08-01-2007, 01:38 PM
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Pops out
So the caption above this picture is Alba pops out in drug store. I think that was misleading, but I share with you anyway.
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08-01-2007, 01:42 PM
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#4631
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JHC
So I guess they were all out of bras in her size at Walmart.
Fringey, are these the reefs you were talking about yesterday? If yes, I don't want any now.
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08-01-2007, 01:43 PM
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#4632
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But you were up to your old tricks in chapters four, five, and six.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Man, you really do dislike The Other Elvis, don't you?
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I don't have anything against Diana Krall. I just think that particular album cover tends to say "I'm a little crampy today" more than it does "Get ready for the blow job of your life."
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-01-2007, 01:45 PM
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#4633
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Hammer Time
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-01-2007, 01:49 PM
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#4634
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
2007 Results
- Gerald began--but was interrupted by a piercing whistle which cost him ten percent of his hearing permanently, as it did everyone else in a ten-mile radius of the eruption, not that it mattered much because for them "permanently" meant the next ten minutes or so until buried by searing lava or suffocated by choking ash--to pee.
Jim Gleeson
Madison, WI
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08-01-2007, 01:58 PM
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#4635
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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Hammer Time
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Drinking and shopping used to be so much fun.
What in the hell happened to this woman's face? Did she have another nose job? Did she remove her boobs? The ones she was so proud of that she showed to random homeless guys in NYC?
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I still see boobs, though I think she lost like 40 pounds in 3 months on a liquid diet and her skin has suffered.
My main problem with so many of these celebs (Britney, Courtney, the Olsen twins....) is that they apparently do not own a hairbrush. I HATE snarly hair!!!!!
KEEP IT SUAVEY LADIES!!!!
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