Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Mostly I do it to crank down my Purity Test score, and pooing on sidewalks gets you there without the unpleasant euphoria and well-being from drug use and eyeball licking.

Pooing on the sidewalk doesn't make you euphoric? You really are strange.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
RB, fer gawd's sakes, lighten up.

I only wish she were RB.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

I just realized that I had mentally merged Carmen Electra and Denise Richards into the same person. Not in a cool sexy way either (sorry, leagl). That's why I was so confused reading that Electra was engaged to Dave Navarro, because I thought she recently married Charlie Sheen. And in related news, Denise Richards is pregnant with a carouser spawn (but not, I think, Dave Navarro's spawn). Anyway, carry on.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
And poo. Don't forget the poo.

Mostly I do it to crank down my Purity Test score, and pooing on sidewalks gets you there without the unpleasant euphoria and well-being from drug use and eyeball licking.

Well, at least you've gotten beyond PP's "no discernable FB personality" thing. That was a real crippler.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My understanding is that in China, young'uns are toilet trained early by allowing them unfettered access to bodily functions at all times. It doesn't make sense to me either, but its how they do it.

And they die of various diseases regularly, too. It doesn't make sense to me either, but its how they do it.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Statler and Waldorf.

AKA, Randolph and Mortimer Duke.



TM

[evenodds]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I just realized that I had mentally merged Carmen Electra and Denise Richards into the same person. Not in a cool sexy way either (sorry, leagl). That's why I was so confused reading that Electra was engaged to Dave Navarro, because I thought she recently married Charlie Sheen. And in related news, Denise Richards is pregnant with a carouser spawn (but not, I think, Dave Navarro's spawn). Anyway, carry on.

I read something recently that said Denise Richards was a former Fleiss girl, so maybe she has connected with Navarro in the past.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You force me to relate my first-day-living-in-Texas Walmart story. ... Thank god for Target!

Ah, Target (of course pronounced "tar-ZHAY," if we needed a reminder). I furnished my first apartment entirely from Target.

br(and it looked good, too)c

I just realized that that $350/month apartment was about the size of the one I inhabit now, and it had a view. GOD DAMMIT! Well, the furniture is improved.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Statler and Waldorf = Randolph and Mortimer Duke.

This is like a little private love note to me -- by repeating what I said a couple of months ago, you're telling me that you don't really wish I were Arby. :love:

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Oh no, say it ain't so. First Bennifer calls it off and now this? I'm going to have to start watching reality TV for entertainment now.

Heard a story on NPR this weekend that was playing excerpts of Ah-nold speeches and I couldn't get the visual image of the Terminator out of my head. "Vote for me, or I'll be back".

Anne

Could you put something in your posts, please? A story, an interesting take on something. Humor. An insult (see how nicely I set that up for you?). Some substance, maybe? Some pictures. Anything.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is like a secret love note to me -- by repeating what I said a couple of months ago, you're telling me that you don't really wish I were Arby. :love:

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Or is it more Gary and Wyatt?

I'd like to take this opportunity to ask, "What the hell happened to John Hughes?"

We're talking about the pop film genius who started his movie writing career with "Vacation" (1983), and moved on to bring us such greatness as, inter alia, the underappreciated "Mr. Mom" (1983), the sempiternal "Sixteen Candles" (1984), "The Breakfast Club" (1985), "Weird Science" (1985), "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986), and "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" (1987). And I'm skipping the ones that are merely "good" (like "Pretty in Pink") in favor of the ones that merit "great."

In other words, in four short years, the man brought us the most quotable and era-defining comedies since Neil Simon or Billy Wilder.

Then his career apparently ended. Nothing post-1997 even approaches his prior work, even considering the commercial success of the "Home Alone" (1990, 1992, 1997, 2002) or "Beethoven" (1992, 1993, 2000, 2001, 2003) franchises. He's been living off remakes of far better movies like "101 Dalmations" and "Flubber" and even "Miracle on 34th Street."

Is it fair to blame Anthony Michael Hall's puberty?

Bilmore at a Minnesota wedding and Wonk showing LFM how robust the puppies are.






I took the liberty of finding pictures of the same people but that would work. Geocities won't let you link directly to a picture and show the image and the other one was an actual web page. - L

[robustpuppy]

Does anybody know anything about the treatment for OCD? What are the recommended meds and their side effects?

R(must stop editing posts, maybe I'll go wash my hands)P

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Morning after wedding brunch (at the bride's house), and lo and behold, the priest is there! Mass!

This was not on the brunch invitation.

If it had been, my RSVP would have been different.

Stop selling me god. And no, I don't want a time share either...