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ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
In other words, mmmm, bacon.

And cake.

But not bacon cake. Though, those turnip or whatever cakes that I think have bacon with them that you get at dim sum, those are good. But they are kind of a savory cake, to the extent they are cake at all.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-10-2007, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc

I gave several examples one of which was HANK.

That's not going to strengthen your case.

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Saint Teresa of Avila has some awesome writings on masturbation.

On doing it, or on abstaining from and from fantasizing about it? I mean, saying "today I prayed for 8 extra hours and then wore a hair shirt and ate saltpeter to keep from thinking about or engaging in blasphemous acts" is boring. Saying "today as I listened to the bishop lead us in prayer, I thought about coating his mitre with butter and honey and then sliding it in and out of my mouth, simulating fellatio, whilst squeezing lemons from Portugal with my well-exercised Kegel muscles. After returning to my cell, I flogged myself with a crop in repentance, but Satan intervened and turned what should have been the pain that would lead to forgiveness into a perverse pleasure that I am sure will damn me to the deepest pits of hell, and I was unable to keep my hand from sliding into that warm, throbbing place that should be for my lord Jesus only" is somewhat less boring.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 10-10-2007, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And cake.

But not bacon cake. Though, those turnip or whatever cakes that I think have bacon with them that you get at dim sum, those are good. But they are kind of a savory cake, to the extent they are cake at all.

I keep telling you, you need to visit Portland. Home of the original Original Pancake House, Spartacus Leathers, and Voodoo Donuts.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-10-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Saint Teresa of Avila has some awesome writings on masturbation.

That is true. I like her style and her content, especially when she felt like she had seven holes blasted into her and whatnot. But I think One Night in Paris would outsell St Teresa's musings any day of the week, so Fringey's point holds.

Replaced_Texan · 10-10-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
On doing it, or on abstaining from and from fantasizing about it? I mean, saying "today I prayed for 8 extra hours and then wore a hair shirt and ate saltpeter to keep from thinking about or engaging in blasphemous acts" is boring. Saying "today as I listened to the bishop lead us in prayer, I thought about coating his mitre with butter and honey and then sliding it in and out of my mouth, simulating fellatio, whilst squeezing lemons from Portugal with my well-exercised Kegel muscles. After returning to my cell, I flogged myself with a crop in repentance, but Satan intervened and turned what should have been the pain that would lead to forgiveness into a perverse pleasure that I am sure will damn me to the deepest pits of hell, and I was unable to keep my hand from sliding into that warm, throbbing place that should be for my lord Jesus only" is somewhat less boring.

Hers are more of the "god came into my body and rays of light shot out from me in pulsating waves" variety. Totally hot.

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I keep telling you, you need to visit Portland. Home of the original Original Pancake House, Spartacus Leathers, and Voodoo Donuts.

The bacon donut does not appeal. I need to hook up with Paisley and go to OPH.

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hers are more of the "god came into my body and rays of light shot out from me in pulsating waves" variety. Totally hot.

OK, see, that is interesting. Because it is not about abstention and guilt and unhappiness.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-10-2007, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
dipping sauces.

I realize you are quoting this from a menu (or paraphrasing), so I can ask without giving offense. What is a "dipping sauce"? Is it different from a "sauce"? Because if I'm presented with mini donuts and a small pot of chocolate or strawberry sauce, I'm pretty sure I can figure out what to do with the donut and the sauce.

Replaced_Texan · 10-10-2007, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is true. I like her style and her content, especially when she felt like she had seven holes blasted into her and whatnot. But I think One Night in Paris would outsell St Teresa's musings any day of the week, so Fringey's point holds.

This is true. Though sometimes I need a little variety in my mastubatory fodder, so the porn goes away. Gotta say that she'd has a much better selling point for the convent than other approaches I've seen.

bold_n_brazen · 10-10-2007, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
On doing it, or on abstaining from and from fantasizing about it? I mean, saying "today I prayed for 8 extra hours and then wore a hair shirt and ate saltpeter to keep from thinking about or engaging in blasphemous acts" is boring. Saying "today as I listened to the bishop lead us in prayer, I thought about coating his mitre with butter and honey and then sliding it in and out of my mouth, simulating fellatio, whilst squeezing lemons from Portugal with my well-exercised Kegel muscles. After returning to my cell, I flogged myself with a crop in repentance, but Satan intervened and turned what should have been the pain that would lead to forgiveness into a perverse pleasure that I am sure will damn me to the deepest pits of hell, and I was unable to keep my hand from sliding into that warm, throbbing place that should be for my lord Jesus only" is somewhat less boring.

Holy shit. Wanna have coffee?

bold_n_brazen · 10-10-2007, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The bacon donut does not appeal. I need to hook up with Paisley and go to OPH.

This place? http://www.originalpancakehouse.com/

I took dtb to breakfast there once. She had pancakes. And an omlettte.

That girl can eat.

bold_n_brazen · 10-10-2007, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This place? http://www.originalpancakehouse.com/

I took dtb to breakfast there once. She had pancakes. And an omlettte.

That girl can eat.

How long do you think it will be until ppnyc points out that I made a boring food post?

(Does anyone else read the subject line and hum "Hey Jealousy" by the Gin Blossoms?)

Hank Chinaski · 10-10-2007, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
No. Are you truly unable to genuinely admit that someone occasionally posting details about his or her sex life is inherently more interesting than ten posts a day about the most mundane dietary decisions in her life? Please answer honestly, as it will affect the future of our cyber-dealings.

but the logical extension of your supposed ban on eating posts would be to follow the path to the point that excretory posts, and tidying up posts are of limited value also. if that is your ultimate goal, then say so.

robustpuppy · 10-10-2007, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I realize you are quoting this from a menu (or paraphrasing), so I can ask without giving offense. What is a "dipping sauce"? Is it different from a "sauce"? Because if I'm presented with mini donuts and a small pot of chocolate or strawberry sauce, I'm pretty sure I can figure out what to do with the donut and the sauce.

I think it simply makes the point that the sauce will not be poured on the donuts before the dessert arrives at the table. Of course they (or I) could have written "with pots of chocolate and strawberry sauce," but that might cause some people to think the sauces were for slathering on the body.

In my case, they should have been called dripping sauces, because, a la Britney spears, I got some on my shirt.