GO ABBA GO!!!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My wife got hers long before we had a kid. The post prgenancy breasts were outrageous.

Piece of advice - get the implants on the small side. They look real that way. The doc will tell you to do otherwise because they've always got idiot stripper types coming back and complaining "they're too small" after the swelling goes down post-surgery. And go with the gel and through the armpit or bell button.

Good luck with it.

I think she should go larger and then go a cup size down so they have a nice shape. Otherwise, they'll look like weird orbs no matter what the size.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think she should go larger and then go a cup size down so they have a nice shape

I don't understand how this works. Is this two stages?

[Icky Thump]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My SIL got implants last year shortly after I had mine done, and she looks fabulous. That said, wait until after you've done the baby thing. You cannot predict now what it will do to your breasts.

:useless -- short for useless w/o pics

Today at my son's practice I watched from the outside as some hockey mom (with gorgeous D's and a very low cut top to prove it) walked into different locker rooms, looking for her younger kid. When she accidentally walked into my son's team' locker room (they are 13 and 14) all the screaming about cocks, ball hair, jizz and farts just . . . stopped.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Icky Thump
:useless -- short for useless w/o pics

Today at my son's practice I watched from the outside as some hockey mom (with gorgeous D's and a very low cut top to prove it) walked into different locker rooms, looking for her younger kid. When she accidentally walked into my son's team' locker room (they are 13 and 14) all the screaming about cocks, ball hair, jizz and farts just . . . stopped.

once at the JCC i walked into a room where the really religious women were exercising, you know, going hard so they had their wigs off. they didn't get quiet, they started yelling.

i didn't have my cell with me, or i could post some pix of some married ladies' real hair.

[Gattigap]

"How to Order a Cuervo Black and Cola

Step 1: Step to the Bar.
Step 2: Order a Cuervo Black and Cola.
Step 3: Sit Back and Enjoy."


I hate, hate, hate this stupid damn commercial. I know that you've got a hard road ahead, Ad Agency, in trying to sell me this putrid-looking concoction. But you don't succeed by trying this double-reverse-ironic-hip-super-simplistic message with lots of hot, smiling people sitting in a bar. Jesus, it's like you were going to sell me Nikes by teaching me how to tie the shoelaces.

Gattigap

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't understand how this works. Is this two stages?

Yes.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Gattigap
"How to Order a Cuervo Black and Cola

Step 1: Step to the Bar.
Step 2: Order a Cuervo Black and Cola.
Step 3: Sit Back and Enjoy."


I hate, hate, hate this stupid damn commercial. I know that you've got a hard road ahead, Ad Agency, in trying to sell me this putrid-looking concoction. But you don't succeed by trying this double-reverse-ironic-hip-super-simplistic message with lots of hot, smiling people sitting in a bar. Jesus, it's like you were going to sell me Nikes by teaching me how to tie the shoelaces.

Gattigap

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Gattigap
"How to Order a Cuervo Black and Cola

Step 1: Step to the Bar.
Step 2: Order a Cuervo Black and Cola.
Step 3: Sit Back and Enjoy."


I hate, hate, hate this stupid damn commercial. I know that you've got a hard road ahead, Ad Agency, in trying to sell me this putrid-looking concoction. But you don't succeed by trying this double-reverse-ironic-hip-super-simplistic message with lots of hot, smiling people sitting in a bar. Jesus, it's like you were going to sell me Nikes by teaching me how to tie the shoelaces.

Gattigap

I have never seen this or the Heinken robot girls. Do I not watch enough sports?

Michigan State, preseason no 8, lost to a D-II team last week, and almost lost to another last night. Ohio State lost to one earlier this week. I know teams stumble in these early games, but that is to smaller D-I teams. Losing to D-II is a trip, not just a stumble.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My wife got hers long before we had a kid. The post prgenancy breasts were outrageous.

Piece of advice - get the implants on the small side. They look real that way. The doc will tell you to do otherwise because they've always got idiot stripper types coming back and complaining "they're too small" after the swelling goes down post-surgery. And go with the gel and through the armpit or bell button.

Good luck with it.

Did your wife breastfeed?

[Icky Thump]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
once at the JCC i walked into a room where the really religious women were exercising, you know, going hard so they had their wigs off. they didn't get quiet, they started yelling.

i didn't have my cell with me, or i could post some pix of some married ladies' real hair.

OK. I will file this under buzzkill, or things to think about when in danger of premature ejaculation.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Icky Thump
OK. I will file this under buzzkill, or things to think about when in danger of premature ejaculation.

i bet dtb with her wig off would not be a buzzkill, I think I saw a strand of real hair peeking out from under her babuska, and it looked nice.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i bet dtb with her wig off would not be a buzzkill, I think I saw a strand of real hair peeking out om under her babuska, and it looked nice.

I have a Foxxy Cleopatra wig that is totally awesome.

Does anyone else experience the following:

After hard exercising, when I inhale deeply I smell an overwhelming aroma of bleach. A friend of mine suggested it's ammonia, and maybe that's it. Is this strange?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Icky Thump
:useless -- short for useless w/o pics

Today at my son's practice I watched from the outside as some hockey mom (with gorgeous D's and a very low cut top to prove it) walked into different locker rooms, looking for her younger kid. When she accidentally walked into my son's team' locker room (they are 13 and 14) all the screaming about cocks, ball hair, jizz and farts just . . . stopped.

That's just awesome. My husband is always nagging me about how thin some of the moms are at baseball. We play a game....how thin they are correlating to how many kids they've popped out and how young the kids are. I think the winner is three kids with a toddler.

that was a huge factor to seriously try to drop the baby weight. Not that I'd be a show stopper at all, but to even just look reasonably thin like they are, well actually they look to me like anywhere from a size 2-6, mostly 4's. AoN, a lot of the moms at soccer are not as thin. I wonder why is it based on sport?

[Icky Thump]

Originally posted by dtb
I have a Foxxy Cleopatra wig that is totally awesome.

Does anyone else experience the following:

After hard exercising, when I inhale deeply I smell an overwhelming aroma of bleach. A friend of mine suggested it's ammonia, and maybe that's it. Is this strange?

You need to wash your clothing.

Stick your head in that locker room. It smells like a bag of used cat litter.

sweat is sodium chloride, some potassium, urea, ammonia and uric acid

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Could we please talk about something other than exercise or weight for one day please. A diet/exercise-free day, if you will. A certain someone's singularly unhealthy obsession with her body weight and size and that of others is driving me absolutely bonkers. I realize that I contribute to this discussion, and the topics, in and of themselves, don't bug me. And everyone's posts but hers on the subject don't bug me. In fact, I enjoy them. But the result is that I am going bonkers. This is just a request.