Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
In fact, it's usually the cute but not uber-hot girls that absolutely go ape-shit in the sack.

This has been my experience, but I'd like to increase the sample size of the uber-hot. To be scientific, and all.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Just to be serious for a moment, as I see the impact of Isabel starting to become more prominent here, everyone please stay safe tonight and tomorrow.

If you aren't Burger, don't go watching for flying signs, Burger can duck in time. You probably can't.

And no driving your cars into puddles that don't look deep but are. We all know where that leads. Especially if you lease your car. The owner would be most put out.

Seriously. We've got rain here and we are at least 1100 miles away from the eye. I'm wondering if Burger and fringey saw the pic on the cnn homepage today that showed someone using a Dead End sign as an umbrella. I'm sure when the wind gusted, hilarity ensued!

[Adder]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Seriously. We've got rain here and we are at least 1100 miles away from the eye. I'm wondering if Burger and fringey saw the pic on the cnn homepage today that showed someone using a Dead End sign as an umbrella. I'm sure when the wind gusted, hilarity ensued!

As there is still nothing serious going on here yet. Just another rainy, windy day. Really, its just a perfect day to stay home from work and have sex all day.

That is, if you aren't me.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I hadn't thought of my theory until reading the post I replied to, so I guess I did pull the theory out of my ass as you say.

At least we're getting back to the sex talk.

[ias_39]

Cheffie: [request for coitus interruptus storeis]

NFH: Two words: Hotel Housecleaning

NCS: Three words: Do Not Disturb

Actually, two words: Door chain.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Seriously. We've got rain here and we are at least 1100 miles away from the eye. I'm wondering if Burger and fringey saw the pic on the cnn homepage today that showed someone using a Dead End sign as an umbrella. I'm sure when the wind gusted, hilarity ensued!

I did. Fringey will be happy to know that a tree already has fallen across from my house. I ducked though. A scofflaw stole the street's stop sign, though, so I should be safe on that count.

DC in its usual helpful fashion said "we will begin accepting calls for removal of fallen trees once the storm has ended." Not: we won't come out to remove it just yet; but: we don't even want to hear about it just yet.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This has been my experience, but I'd like to increase the sample size of the uber-hot. To be scientific, and all.

Yes, it was clearly a hypothesis. Increasing sample size will enable you to achieve a greater regression towards the mean. Or a more accurate regression? Crap, I just sucked all of the fun out of this post.

(Trying to find that mean)

[dtb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I am devastated. I thought part of the reason a modern, civilized society allows single-sex educational institutions to persist is the hope that one day, when we are rich, fat and impotent, the trophy wife will regale us with stories of the brief shining moments she was a LUG art history major.

I'm not going to say it doesn't happen. In fact, the most "flaming" -- meaning really vocal -- lesbian I remember from my first year married (a man) shortly after graduation and has a passel of kids (they're still married last I heard.) I know more lesbians from high school (didn't know they were lesbians when we were in high school; just since have found out from class reunions and whatnot) than from college. What's more, my college had twice as many students as my high school (and thus 4x as many womyn).

Most of the art history majors I knew were the uptight, preppy gals (like the one who is still breastfeeding her six year old). However, when you (the collective "you" -- obviously not you, Atticus :kisscheek), are rich, fat and impotent, your trophy wife will undoubtedly regale you with the types of stories you describe. Not, however, because they are true, but because her solid undergraduate education provided her with superlative story-telling abilites (all those writing requirements -- SHEESH!). So, not to worry.

[dtb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Isn't that true of all hot people? That they're more selfish and self centered and therefore bad in bed? Plus - who needs to be good when people are thowing themselves at you. Who's going to be there to tell you how bad you are when you can just go out and get someone new. Oh, the tragedy of being beautiful.

DING DING DING!!!

We have a winner! I was wondering when somebody was going to figure this out....

This guy I know is unbelievably handsome; I mean, like Matthew McConnawhooseeewhatsis after a shower. He is also unbelievably anti-social (he's nice to me though. I think because he knows I'm unavailable, and unlikely to be throwing myself at him, but I digress.)

He has no need to be personable, because he has chicks (and dudes, actually) throwing himself at him all the time.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Fugee
Penske, you said you weren't socking anymore. Liar liar pants on fire.

Thanks for the defamation, but I indeed have quit socking. In fact as I recently emailed E/O, as she can attest, I recognized quite a while ago, in dog years, that my socking had jumped the proverbial shark.

Further, looking at the post at issue:

I never worked for a Democrat;
I never interned for a Senator;
I never lived with 5 roommates, except for the first two weeks of freshman year of college;
I never lived with interns;
I never had one night stands;
I never slept in the same room with another person who was my roommate and with whom I was not intimately involved, if you know what I mean <wink wink>, NTTAWWT;
I have never owned a Dave Matthews band CD or even listened to one, no offense, NTTAWWT;
Other than one time in highschool, I have never vomitted on another living human being;
I have never kicked anyone's ass. Yet.

Penske

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Crap, I just sucked all of the out of this post.

I'd Timmy this if I could even understand what you were trying to say. Indeed.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
These stories are solid gold, I'm telling you.

FWIW, fyi, for the record, I will commence with my return to the sport of K-racing for the race for 100K. Being the one and only holder of a 100K post in the history of Greedy Associatedom, I consider K races for anything less to be for amateurs and pikers. And hacks. No offense.

Penske

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by dtb
However, when you (the collective "you" -- obviously not you, Atticus :kisscheek), are rich, fat and impotent, your trophy wife will undoubtedly regale you with the types of stories you describe. Not, however, because they are true, but because her solid undergraduate education provided her with superlative story-telling abilites (all those writing requirements -- SHEESH!). So, not to worry.

Indeed, as ncs might say. If Scheherazade had had the good sense to begin every one of her tales with "Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought this would happen to me!", she'd be alive today.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Isn't that true of all hot people? That they're more selfish and self centered and therefore bad in bed? ....Oh, the tragedy of being beautiful.

No and no. Stop hating me because I'm beautiful.

[Penske_Account]

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Originally posted by Fugee
Penske, you said you weren't socking anymore. Liar liar pants on fire.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account

Further, looking at the post at issue:

I never had one night stands;

Penske

Oops, I lied on that one