Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

leagleaze 3:15


The post about smoking reminded me, I was listening to NPR on the way home the other day and I heard this piece.

http://www.npr.org/features/feature.php?wfId=1452225

I don't think I have ever heard the word dyke said so many times on the radio before.

Gattigap 3:16



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Originally posted by leagleaze
Ok here's the deal.

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The prize is the same: 50 bucks towards a gift certificate, winner's choice of:

Amazon.com
Sex Toy Shop
Law Crossing
Legal Authority

If there are too many entries the Admins and Mods will knock it down to about 5 for everyone to vote on.

If there is a tie the Admins will make the final decision.


And to answer your concern paigow, we'll keep thinking of a contest idea for the less creative amongst us as well.

I'll also have a runner up prize, 25 bucks for second place. Same choices as above.

(Don't you love having a sponsor?)
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Feh. Though I like the song parodies too, since we have a surplus, I propose an Alaskan solution. We can each use our share of the profits (probably about $2.50) to buy a tall chai latte, pause over our keyboards, and at the appointed date and time, spit.

It will be a Zen moment.

Burger 3:17



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Originally posted by Gattigap
Feh. Though I like the song parodies too, since we have a surplus, I propose an Alaskan solution. We can each use our share of the profits (probably about $2.50) to buy a tall chai latte, pause over our keyboards, and at the appointed date and time, spit.

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Why should Penske get 40 of the dollars?

leagleaze 3:17


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Originally posted by Gattigap
Feh. Though I like the song parodies too, since we have a surplus, I propose an Alaskan solution. We can each use our share of the profits (probably about $2.50) to buy a tall chai latte, pause over our keyboards, and at the appointed date and time, spit.

It will be a Zen moment.
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If it's all the same to you, I'll hold on to the bulk of it for upgrades. (I am praying we can get that stupid upgrade before the end of the year, but damn the Vbulletin people are slow.)

However if we have overages at the end of the year, since I don't care to pay taxes on it, I'll take your suggestion under advisement.

Replaced_Texan 3:20


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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Yes. It is a pity that so few will see your Chocolate Eruption.
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Yes, that audience was particuarly lucky, since I'm pretty sure that was a single performance. There's no way that circumstances will allign in such a way to inspire me to react like that ever again.

dtb 3:22



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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Poor mental midget, dtb didnt get it, so I helped her out.
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And you can't imagine how grateful I am!

In expressing this profound gratitude, I'm sure I speak on behalf of all the mental midgets of the board who didn't get it either -- a select group that, apparently, includes you too! -- but were too timid to ask. To be fair, since you did get partial credit, we can put you in your own, more-advanced category. How do you feel about Mentally Middling?

Someone's evil twin 3:22


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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How do you reconcile this paragraph with all that shit you pop about Scrubs?

I'm guessing you'll deny authorship because a different paigow was posting that day?

TM
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Sad, Sad, Sad.

A nice try at more fighting after the last ruckus, but can we get an attack on Bilmore for a bit of variety? It is Friday after all.


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Someone's evil twin 3:22


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How do you reconcile this paragraph with all that shit you pop about Scrubs?

I'm guessing you'll deny authorship because a different paigow was posting that day?

TM
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Sad, Sad, Sad.

A nice try at more fighting after the last ruckus, but can we get an attack on Bilmore for a bit of variety? It is Friday after all.


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Paigow 3:24


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Originally posted by leagleaze


If there are too many entries the Admins and Mods will knock it down to about 5 for everyone to vote on.


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this is grossly unjust. Most of the mods and admins hate me. I just hope there is no tie.

leagleaze 3:27


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Originally posted by paigowprincess
this is grossly unjust. Most of the mods and admins hate me. I just hope there is no tie.
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You're never happy are you.

I don't hate you, but keep it up.

Jack Manfred 3:27


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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And can I just say for the record - the Red Sox suck.
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Good pitching beats cursed franchises.

Let's Go A's!

The A's were voted most likely to lose in the first round, but they're the only ones up 2-0.


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Shape Shifter 3:27


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Originally posted by paigowprincess
this is grossly unjust. Most of the mods and admins hate me.
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Perhaps. But few deny your pith quotient.

Not Bob 3:34


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Originally posted by paigowprincess
this is grossly unjust. Most of the mods and admins hate me. I just hope there is no tie.
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Not Me, baby. I dig you in a Frank-and-Mia-circa-1967 kinda way.

Apropos of nothing, someone ought to let Greedon Lightfoot know about this contest.

ncs 3:35


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Originally posted by leagleaze

The contest is limited to Lyrics only , since I am told it isn't fair to allow some people to use something else for parody and others to create original work.

So you need to take a song and alter it.
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Crap. Just as I was getting ready to dust off some old Katy poetry.

Knowledge is power
Abstinence is key
So save your flower
And you'll end up like me!

Penske 3:35



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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I walked past everyday with a tear in my eye.

And then I would go after school so I could gather enough information about the joint to be able to act like I was actually in there during lunch.

TM
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Congratulations! I admire a man able to face up to his (obvious) inadequacies and reconcile himself with the attendant misery of the same. You have proven that the internet doesn't have to be a screen behind which nerdy little geeks create faux images of coolness.

To you I award the Paigow Award of the Day, for the post with the most brutal honesty.

Bask in the glory my friend!