New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have the solution. If women are allowed to go topless on beaches in the USA, men must go bottomless on those same beaches. This would make men put their money where their mouths are. Wanna see tits? Well, then risk have your package scrutinized. Seems fair, no?

Have you ever seen the guys who go naked on the beach?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. I don't think you got my point. Your whole last post was, as usual, automatic pilot. (Terms like "vehement disgust and noxious self-righteous judgment" and "moral shortcomings of a pop singer seem an utterly ludicrous target for ire" or "I'm not as perfectly moral as the rest of the laudable idealists on this board", etc. all show me that you don't really listen. You look for phrases that enable you to post the same old crap under the guise of "creative writing.")

Ahem, did you not note that he graduated with a 3.4 GPA in creative writing? And I am now positive I did not go to college with him. Who the fuck gets an undergrad degree in creative writing? And then advertises it ten or fifteen years later?

[blueballs]

Originally posted by John Bayesdow Disciple
How often does this happen to you? Do you usually hook up with unemployed ladies?

She wasn't unemployed assjack, she just had not started her new job yet. And this sock sucks too.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by John Bayesdow Disciple
That is because you are afraid that Paigow would take one look at you and you would be shunned by 203 society as a cheap whore who would be played by Sally Field if ever there was a market for television movies about hysterical, superficial thinkers. Far worse than having it spit on, no?

Please honey. I was 203 society before I ran for it.

[Timmy O'Toole]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
one of the firm recruiting chicks (yes, I realize that "firm" could work 2 different ways there).

Somewhere, a hyphen is devastated by your failure to ask it for help.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by leagleaze
For those who don't look at the front page, I just had the site upgraded.

The reason we crashed before was that with so many people searching the site and clicking on internal links, we exceeded our memory. I decided, since we have a sponsor, to spend the extra 60 bucks a month for double the memory in hopes this will resolve that problem. We also should run faster.

So, if you see any problems or improvements would you please let me know?

Thank you.

No, I think I speak for all of us when I say: Thank you.

[John Bayesdow Disciple]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Please honey. I was 203 society before I ran for it.

Yonkers is 914. But thanks for playing.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have the solution. If women are allowed to go topless on beaches in the USA, men must go bottomless on those same beaches. This would make men put their money where their mouths are. Wanna see tits? Well, then risk have your package scrutinized. Seems fair, no?

But some of the more common parts of men's naked bodies are generally not very appealing. The parts that are appealing are well-exposed by any bathing suit. Well, some guys have really nice thighs and some of those long-ass shorts things don't show the thighs. But that's a minor exception.

[blueballs]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Have you ever seen the guys who go naked on the beach?

No and please don't show us any. Its bad enough that I've seen Penske in a speedo, I don't think my eyes can take any more abuse.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ahem, did you not note that he graduated with a 3.4 GPA in creative writing? And I am now positive I did not go to college with him. Who the fuck gets an undergrad degree in creative writing? And then advertises it ten or fifteen years later?

I do, baby. As opposed to what, your degree in library science? Gimme a break... a poor dumb sod like me is lucky to have squeaked through college with his liver and brain intact, let alone slide through with solid grades. Them professors is hard with the grading and such.

I write whatever fancies me. Now what about that spanking? I'd love to lay some wood across your backyard.

S(PM me priovately if I need to buy an industrial sized spoon... I'll be discreet)D

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I do, baby. As opposed to what, your degree in library science? Gimme a break... a poor dumb sod like me is lucky to have squeaked through college with his liver and brain intact, let alone slide through with solid grades. Them professors is hard with the grading and such.

I write whatever fancies me. Now what about that spanking? I'd love to lay some wood across your backyard.

S(PM me priovately if I need to buy an industrial sized spoon... I'll be discreet)D

I've been meaning to say, there really is no David (Dave?)/Maddie thing or Sam/Diane thing with us.

Edited to add hahahahaha your fat jokes are so funny!!!!!! I wish I had such a great way with humor.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I decline to answer as this question strikes me as ironic. NTTAWWT.

Heh. I was having issues because one of my guiding principles is "anyone who thinks all their mundane little principles are absolute and shouldn't ever be compromised for profit or personal benefit are morons who should probably be sterilized."

The biggies like "I shall not deny my God," "I shall not subvert Truth to satisfy the biggotry, superstitions or base desires of the ignorant," "I shall not tolerate the denial of any man's basic humanity," maybe even "killing people is bad," sure, go down fighting for those, sink into the depths with your principles around your neck by all means. But "I won't get my tits out"? Puh-leeze. You bet your ass you will for some price. As, frankly, you should. Maybe that price isn't monetary. Maybe it is. Maybe the principle "keeping my naughty bits/dirty laundry private is more important to me than providing for the heightened comfort and security of my family (unto the 5th generation instead of the 4th, perhaps, if you are talking about the difference between, say, getting $20 mil and $30 mil this year)" deserves some compromising. Unless you live in a world where chaste martyrs emerge unscathed from the flames and are bodily assumed into heaven - in which case, sticking to all one's principles in all their minutiae is more worthwhile.

Re: TM's exploitive-parent thing, I concur that one person shouldn't be permitted as a general matter to compromise the principles (known or unknown) of others. However, given the high level of purient interest the media & public has shown in that family I (being a sucker who gives the benefit of the doubt whenever possible) think there is a strong possibility that the family is trying to manage the amount of damage the media circus is going to do to them anyhow by controlling some of the publicity themselves. For instance, a family sanctioned made-for-TV movie is probably less likely to permanently scar the girl than an unauthorized movie asserting to all the world that her religion and the traditions of her family made her a doormat and her abduction was therefor all their and her own fault - an opinion I think we've all heard around here from time to time.

[Connect_the_Dots]

Originally posted by John Bayesdow Disciple
like a sock defending a board wide attack on his unfunniness

"We see others not as they are, but as we are."
-Anais Nin

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yet it would take $1m, and not a penny less, and tax-free as well, for you to flaunt your dick on national tv?

It's a dick and some jiz for chissakes.

So you're saying that an exposed breast and public masturbation are equally shocking? Next time you're in South Beach, crack one out on the beach in plain view. I'll fly down and defend you and we'll see how well your defense works.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I've been meaning to say, there really is no David (Dave?)/Maddie thing or Sam/Diane thing with us.

Yeah, I agree. It's more a Gilligan/the Skipper thing with you two.