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baltassoc · 11-06-2003, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hell. most chicks love being on top. This story's bullshit.

I can confirm this is not uncommon. I had an ex (different ex) who refused to be on top. Just didn't like it at all.

TM: No.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-06-2003, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I will be arbiter. Rear entry does = anal. Perhaps you could just say "penetrate her from the back."

I think "from behind" is fine.

Or d-style.

ltl/fb · 11-06-2003, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I was following (I think) up until the part I have highlighted above. Could you elaborate? The back side of mouth kissing? What's that?

Some punctuation may be in order. From the back, side of mouth kissing. With the phrases "from the back" and "side of mouth" each modifying "kissing."

Should there be hyphens in there?

Tyrone Slothrop · 11-06-2003, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I will be arbiter. Rear entry does = anal. Perhaps you could just say "penetrate her from the back."

Do PENetrate and PENis start with the same syllable for a reason or is it just a coincidence?

You forgot to use the right tags:

[FLIRT WITH ATTICUS]Do PENetrate and PENis start with the same syllable for a reason or is it just a coincidence?[/FLIRT WITH ATTICUS]

Tyrone Slothrop · 11-06-2003, 06:24 PM

double post

mmm3587 · 11-06-2003, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I was following (I think) up until the part I have highlighted above. Could you elaborate? The back side of mouth kissing? What's that?

Yeah, it's from-the-back, side-of-mouth kissing.

Let's say that you and Mr. dtb are no longer (or, if it gets you hot, you're cheating on him, whatever you want) and the little dtbs are with their aunt. We meet, you buy me a drink, and, as is my way, an hour later we're at my place naked by the fire. We start having sex from behind*, and you want to kiss me, or I want to kiss you. So you turn your head as far back as you can and to the side. And I lean forward and try to wrap my head around yours. And we both strain, and we're able to exchange hot wet kisses when drawn together by deep thrusts. Repeat a few hundred times until you can't take it anymore. We share a joint and fall asleep.

* See it's kind of awkward unless I say "I start having sex with you from behind,"

Edited to appease the arbiter.

ltl/fb · 11-06-2003, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think "from behind" is fine.

Or d-style.

This gets the arbiter seal of approval. We agree that "from behind" is better than "from the back."

ltl/fb · 11-06-2003, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
We start having rear entry sex

I am not dtb, but I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that dtb isn't going to do anal on the first date.

Edited to add that I think you and zakon should get together.

Connect_the_Dots · 11-06-2003, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know a girl who supposedly refuses to have sex any way except for doggie....

That's great! Usually, they charge extra for that.

dtb · 11-06-2003, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Yeah, it's from-the-back, side-of-mouth kissing.

Let's say that you and Mr. dtb are no longer (or, if it gets you hot, you're cheating on him, whatever you want) and the little dtbs are with their aunt. We meet, you buy me a drink, and, as is my way, an hour later we're at my place naked by the fire. We start having sex from behind*, and you want to kiss me, or I want to kiss you. So you turn your head as far back as you can and to the side. And I lean forward and try to wrap my head around yours. And we both strain, and we're able to exchange hot wet kisses when drawn together by deep thrusts. Repeat a few hundred times until you can't take it anymore. We share a joint and fall asleep.

* See it's kind of awkward unless I say "I start having sex with you from behind,"

oh. right. Now I remember. I think the joint may have addled my memory. Thanks for the refresher (if 'ya know what I mean...)

mmm3587 · 11-06-2003, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am not dtb, but I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that dtb isn't going to do anal on the first date.

I think that we need to Googleoff* "rear entry" and "sex from behind," but that's going to hit the "Access Prohibited, Your Request Has Been Logged" firewall pretty hard.

* The technical term for comparing phrases' usages by seeing what their counts are in google searches. See also "Google War."

str8outavannuys · 11-06-2003, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
We meet, you buy me a drink, and, as is my way, an hour later we're at my place naked by the fire. We start having sex from behind*, and you want to kiss me, or I want to kiss you. So you turn your head as far back as you can and to the side. And I lean forward and try to wrap my head around yours. And we both strain, and we're able to exchange hot wet kisses when drawn together by deep thrusts. Repeat a few hundred times until you can't take it anymore. We share a joint and fall asleep.

Edited to appease the arbiter.

Who knew that mmm3587 = Smoove B!

dtb · 11-06-2003, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Should there be hyphens in there?

As you well know, it is the rare occasion when the answer to that question is "no" -- nor does this occasion qualify.

d(oing my bit to keep hyphen-usage alive!)tb

notcasesensitive · 11-06-2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I think that we need to Googleoff* "rear entry" and "sex from behind," but that's going to hit the "Access Prohibited, Your Request Has Been Logged" firewall pretty hard.

* The technical term for comparing phrases' usages by seeing what their counts are in google searches. See also "Google War."

googlewar doesn't count if you are using a frequently used term incorrectly. but I have no cock in this fight.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-06-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Willing, but said she was not a "get on top kind of girl." One, run away! Two, can you say turn off?

Oh. It is a stupid magazine to get 10 Tricks To Make Your Man More Satisfied In Bed from, but keep up the good work on Pressing Men's Taints For America.

The latter, sort of. I think most men can get it up on coke, but ejaculating is more difficult than when one is not on coke. Given this was Paigow complaining, I thought the odds of this being an issue were quantum - we don't know the location of the penis, but we are pretty damn certain of its vector.

Cosmo blows. I knew a chick who read that shit a while back. One night I thought she bit one of my nipples off. I barked in pain "Where the fuck did that come from?" She never answered. I was fucking around with some shit on her coffee table the next day and saw a whole slew of those Cosmo-type mags. I read all the sex tips. Total bullshit. "Bite his ears... tickle his feet..." Rubbish.

I can get it up on coke but its hard as hell to come, but when you do... whew. Fucking the morning after hoovering down a facefull of that shit was always intense... like your skin was on fire. Of course, that sensation could also have come from bottle of scotch you usually enjoy with a fine bindle of Peruvian Kool Aid.

S(I wonder how much damage casual use of that stuff from time to time can really do to one's heart... it can really get your ticker revving like a motherfucker)D