Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by evenodds
Even(eagerly awaiting the consensus of your imaginary friends)Odds

I thought you were trying to discourage her from reporting on her IM conversations.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Grand Banks or Hatteras

The pictures on these websites are making me drool like Coltrane over a lingerie model.

Except I have a better chance of getting one of those babies.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You do realize that you've effectively just admitted to slacking off on your must-see-TV watching, which will ostracize you here quicker than your rejection of fast food. After all, Penske no eat-a the cow, and that hasn't hampered his participation.

Banishment would come even quicker were one to admit that one thought Skip Bayless was a sports writer and therefore the entire thread was simply baffling.

So, uh, I won't.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The pictures on these websites are making me drool like Coltrane over a lingerie model.

Where are the sails, though?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Where are the sails, though?

I think it can never be between us. I like power, baby. And it really hurts when one forgets to duck.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The pictures on these websites are making me drool like Coltrane over a lingerie model.

Except I have a better chance of getting one of those babies.

NAH. You want a REAL boat.


Edit to add, hmm, nothing but guys in that boat. What gives?

Originally posted by baltassoc
That thing is hideous!

You can get a hell of a yacht for $1.2 mm, at least compared to that. Hell, you can pick up a brand new Grand Banks or Hatteras and still have enough left over for a nice Winnabego

How much for a chocolate submarine? And how do I know if it would stay afloat?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
NAH. You want a REAL boat.

I would no sooner buy one of those than I would an H2. My dick is plenty big enough. And I am not that prole.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think it can never be between us. I like power, baby. And it really hurts when one forgets to duck.

You can take the girl of fthe Guyland but ...

Did you guys name your boat "Al's Gals" or "Mom's Mink" by any chance? Oh, the latter would be PJ's boat. nevermind.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
NAH. You want a REAL boat.


Edit to add, hmm, nothing but guys in that boat. What gives?

Where's the scrotum?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Where's the scrotum?

The chick's are holding it below-deck.

(edited to correct apostrophe)

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I would no sooner buy one of those than I would an H2. My dick is plenty big enough. And I am not that prole.

No seriously. It's the most fun you can have on the water.
Really.

Here's a picture of me and my "friend."


Doesn't it look like we're having fun?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Banishment would come even quicker were one to admit that one thought Skip Bayless was a sports writer and therefore the entire thread was simply baffling.

So, uh, I won't.

Skip Bayless is a sportswriter.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
No seriously. It's the most fun you can have on the water.

I'm pretty sure I could have more fun on a water bed, or on one of these:


(she does come with the raft)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm pretty sure I could have more fun on a water bed, or on one of these:

(she does come with the raft)

Well, then you'd better not switch her over to the waterbed or it might end up being a one-night thing . . .