Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 83

Shape Shifter · 11-14-2003, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm sorry, I think you said "pre-cocktail hour" and offered as evidence that it is "very light out." If (and this is a big "if") there is a time of day during which drinking is inappropriate, defining it as "while it is very light out" is just deeply wrong.

Agreed. Like any of that really matters when I'm alone in my cold dark room.

baltassoc · 11-14-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No, this is pre-cocktail hour (it's still very light out) and that's why you need the speed. The faster you get the Cannes or Nice, the sooner you can have the waiter bring you drinks on the deck (of the hotel).

Well, if I knew we were crossing the Altlantic, I'd definitely have insisted on the Hatteras or the GB Aleutian. I mean, 60 knots is nice and all, but then you run out of gas a couple of hundred miles past Bermuda, and you've hardly got any food on board, everyone's wearing a bikini and it gets cold after dark, etc.

I have been in only a very few hotels that are actually nicer than the cabin of a Grand Banks, so we're talking at cross purposes.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-14-2003, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
How much for a chocolate submarine? And how do I know if it would stay afloat?

Is anyone picturing the following as SD?

TM

NotFromHere · 11-14-2003, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Agreed. Like any of that really matters when I'm alone in my cold dark room.

You need a chick magnet. Might I suggest a Donzi?

NotFromHere · 11-14-2003, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Well, if I knew we were crossing the Altlantic, I'd definitely have insisted on the Hatteras or the GB Aleutian. I mean, 60 knots is nice and all, but then you run out of gas a couple of hundred miles past Bermuda, and you've hardly got any food on board, everyone's wearing a bikini and it gets cold after dark, etc.

I have been in only a very few hotels that are actually nicer than the cabin of a Grand Banks, so we're talking at cross purposes.

Dude, not crossing the Atlantic. We keep it moored in Spain - and take it for a spin for cocktails in Cannes.

At least, this is my fantasy.

LessinSF · 11-14-2003, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And if it wasn't for stupid FB terms, your only FB legacy would be that notch on slave's bedpost (in the "crazy girls not in a threesome" section).

Ah, the rarified fifteensome section. I can only aspire.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-14-2003, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No, this is pre-cocktail hour (it's still very light out) and that's why you need the speed. The faster you get the Cannes or Nice, the sooner you can have the waiter bring you drinks on the deck (of the hotel).

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm sorry, I think you said "pre-cocktail hour" and offered as evidence that it is "very light out." If (and this is a big "if") there is a time of day during which drinking is inappropriate, defining it as "while it is very light out" is just deeply wrong.

Fringe, why are you prolonging this idiotic joke? I see you're trying to shift it (and rightfully so) to a pure drinking debate, but she's not going to get it and will try to link it back to her boat "joke." She has roughly no sense of humor and you're just fucking up the board by engaging her when she's in this condition (which is especially bad today).

TM

Skeks in the city · 11-14-2003, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

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The legend I'd heard as a kid was that the Moors fucked the Spanish and the Spanish from the crashed Armada fucked the Irish.

Let's not forget the Italians.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 11-14-2003, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is anyone picturing the following as SD?

TM

And with Paigow:

NotFromHere · 11-14-2003, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fringe, why are you prolonging this idiotic joke? I see you're trying to shift it (and rightfully so) to a pure drinking debate, but she's not going to get it and will try to link it back to her boat "joke." She has roughly no sense of humor and you're just fucking up the board by engaging her when she's in this condition (which is especially bad today).

TM

Note to self...
Hate you with all my soul list.

Skeks in the city · 11-14-2003, 06:32 PM

it's a strap-on, a la lair of the white worm.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-14-2003, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
And with Paigow:

Uh...no.

More like:

TM

Flinty_McFlint · 11-14-2003, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh...no.

More like:

TM

Now that's fucking funny.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-14-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Note to self...
Hate you with all my soul list.

If it were a note to self, you wouldn't have posted it.

And you know what, I bet I would dig every other person on your hate with all your soul list. So, glad I'm here. I'm sure Shapeshifter will be joining soon enough. Anyone else? Can you ask your friends who else should be included on your list?

Oh wait. I bet they read the paper today already, so they probably won't be seeing you.

TM

NotFromHere · 11-14-2003, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If it were a note to self, you wouldn't have posted it.

And you know what, I bet I would dig every other person on your hate with all your soul list. So, glad I'm here. I'm sure Shapeshifter will be joining soon enough. Anyone else? Can you ask your friends who else should be included on your list?

Oh wait. I bet they read the paper today already, so they probably won't be seeing you.

TM

And you'd be wrong there.
ShapeShifter has shifted lists. He is now on the not so bad when he's not piling on list.
Just an FYI, you're right, you would probably enjoy everyone else on the HWAMS list. It's a pretty short list (believe it).