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11-19-2003, 12:56 PM
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#1861
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Kids' Books
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I totally wanted them for my parents and wanted to be Jewish because they were the only Jewish people I knew and I thought being Jewish = being cool like them.
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I think I am definitive proof that this, lamentably, is not so. (If you haven't already figured that out...) |
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11-19-2003, 12:58 PM
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#1862
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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I think Michael would have been a very handsome man, if he had just let himself be. |
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11-19-2003, 01:00 PM
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#1863
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Bad Snatch
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...&e=1&ncid=1756
(spree: Iranian weightlifter dislocates elbow - NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART)
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-19-2003, 01:01 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Originally posted by leagleaze
I think Michael would have been a very handsome man, if he had just let himself be.
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From some angles, he is a pretty white woman.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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11-19-2003, 01:01 PM
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#1865
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
I think Michael would have been a very handsome man, if he had just let himself be.
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Judge for yourself:
Using a photograph from Michael Jackson's youth, computer experts produced an artificially "aged" image showing what he might have looked like at the age of 44. (ABCNEWS.com)
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/prime...ce_030208.html
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-19-2003, 01:07 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Uri Geller Predicttion
"If this is a true criminal investigation, this is very, very serious," the singer's friend, Uri Geller, told Fox News. "This could finish Michael Jackson forever."
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,103517,00.html
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-19-2003, 01:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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DirecTV
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
If you need to save money on rent, perhaps you should shack up with the gf.
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GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, Ceases To Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.
JERRY: I, I love that George.
GEORGE: Me Too! And he's Dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will Kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, Cannot Stand!
(Elaine enters)
GEORGE: You're Killing Independent George! You know that, don't you?!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-19-2003, 01:13 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Originally posted by evenodds
From some angles, he is a pretty white woman.
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I remember a few years ago seeing a picture of him in a TV guide as I was rapidly flipping through and thinking what an attractive, though heavily made up woman. Then I went back and realized who it was. |
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11-19-2003, 01:13 PM
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#1869
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Uri Geller Predicttion
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
"If this is a true criminal investigation, this is very, very serious," the singer's friend, Uri Geller, told Fox News. "This could finish Michael Jackson forever."
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,103517,00.html
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Uri fucking Geller? Is this who Fox has to go to for commentary now that Rerun is dead?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-19-2003, 01:13 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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DirecTV
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, Ceases To Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.
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Please. After I moved in with the SO I was categorically the same happily lazy slob I was before. I just felt guiltier about it.
You just have to be willing stand up for all your flaws. Clearly, it's not for the spineless.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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11-19-2003, 01:15 PM
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#1871
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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DirecTV
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, Ceases To Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.
JERRY: I, I love that George.
GEORGE: Me Too! And he's Dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will Kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, Cannot Stand!
(Elaine enters)
GEORGE: You're Killing Independent George! You know that, don't you?!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-19-2003, 01:20 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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DirecTV
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Please. After I moved in with the SO I was categorically the same happily lazy slob I was before. I just felt guiltier about it.
You just have to be willing stand up for all your flaws. Clearly, it's not for the spineless.
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Are you saying that if you moved in with George Costanza, you wouldn't want him to change? |
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11-19-2003, 01:20 PM
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#1873
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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DirecTV
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Please. After I moved in with the SO I was categorically the same happily lazy slob I was before. I just felt guiltier about it.
You just have to be willing stand up for all your flaws. Clearly, it's not for the spineless.
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I think I'm just selfish. I like doing things on my own time w/out having to worry about someone else's schedule.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-19-2003, 01:30 PM
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Liz
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
From my experience people can have part of their brains removed and not turn into freaks. I cut no slack. I'm hard task master.
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Penske:
Liz now or Matthew McConaughey? |
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11-19-2003, 01:31 PM
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#1875
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Kids' Books
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Originally posted by dtb
I think I may have revealed this story before, but my friend Paula was over at my house and we were playing with "The Sunshine Family" (hippie dolls -- I think the dad had a beard and wore sandals, a ribbed turtleneck and plaid pants) and were enacting "The History of the Sunshine Family".
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Colin Firth, Jane Austen, and the Sunshine Family .. you really are my SP.
Donna, Dianne, and I all had the Sunshine Family dolls. I don't know what Donna and Dianne did, but my Sunshine couple had lots of sex after I learned what sex was, and lo and behold, they had a Christmas baby!
Before that they had been limited to kissing.
Did you make the cribs out of tomato baskets and playpens out of strawberry containers and couches out of milk cartons, too? |
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