Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Coltrane is the horny drooling frugal youngun with the 52 inch TV owning roommate and the doomed GF and a chance of opening the door to a delivery of deep dish Paigow if it's not redirected to Texas or possibly your apartment (although it's not looking good or you at this moment).

Hello is the one who seems to think if you can't touch it, you can't steal it. Here on the FB he has not really distinguished himself with an identifiable persona and so the very idea that he would be the object of Paigow's lust at this point is just plain silly

Can you do a write up like that on everyone? I should print that out and keep it handy.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Distribute? Man, if I was distributing, I would have retired from the law biz a long time ago. Porn is the only industry that makes money these days.

I feel your pain.

Platonically of course.

[SlaveNoMore]

dc_chef
Distribute? Man, if I was distributing, I would have retired from the law biz a long time ago. Porn is the only industry that makes money these days.

And all this time I thought you were Ed Powers.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And all this time I thought you were Ed Powers.

Well, I like to think that my glasses are a little cooler.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Well, I like to think that my glasses are a little cooler.

Wow, if that's the tradeoff, no pun intended, then your priorities are way out wack. Or just wack!

[Say_hello_for_me]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

Hello is the one who seems to think if you can't touch it, you can't steal it. Here on the FB he has not really distinguished himself with an identifiable persona and so the very idea that he would be the object of Paigow's lust at this point is just plain silly

Uhm, I'm the one you people disagree with. At least, insofar as your owner allows you to have an identifiable opinion. Duh! I bet it would help you keep it straight if I had one of those avatars.

And thanks for clearing that Paigow thing up. Really. You just saved me two chickens and a calf that I was gonna give him as a dowry to take her affections back. Guess that's Coltrane's dowry to pay now. Split the difference?

As for your misremembering of my position, forget it. The internet lawyer population already experienced a 2 point rise in their blood pressure today listening to my explanation of... forget it.

Hello

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Porn is the only industry that makes money these days.

This reminded me of two things:

1. Tim Goodman, the SF Chron's TV writer, has been doing lists. He's done 6 so far. The funniest comedies, the funniest family comedies, the worst comedies, 39 most entertaining things on tv, 5 least entertaing things, and 8 most educational shows on TV. They can all be found here - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/search...ne=Tim+Goodman . Number 6 on his 39 most entertaining was:

6. "MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge." Spike TV. You'd think the carnage would get old. But it never does.

This is my favorite show on TV. There is no show that makes me laugh out loud more or harder, which leads to

2. Last night on MXC, one of the voice-over dudes referred to the other guy's "pornographic memory." I thought of applying that pun to Slave, Chef, Penske or myself some day, but decided I couldn't plagiarize brilliant work, Hello's feeling that it was mine to use since it was sent into my home unrequested notwithstanding.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not only are you really wound up, but you are also confusing Coltrane with Hello. All of it is entertaining, but keep it straight:

Coltrane is the horny drooling frugal youngun with the 52 inch TV owning roommate and the doomed GF and a chance of opening the door to a delivery of deep dish Paigow if it's not redirected to Texas or possibly your apartment (although it's not looking good or you at this moment).

Hello is the one who seems to think if you can't touch it, you can't steal it. Here on the FB he has not really distinguished himself with an identifiable persona and so the very idea that he would be the object of Paigow's lust at this point is just plain silly

Thanks. That explains all the belligerent PMs. Can you do one of those for Penske and PLF, too?

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by leagleaze

I think Michael would have been a very handsome man, if he had just let himself be.

True, dat. Penske's just pissed that Jacko has out-metrosexualed penske.

Jacko, circa 1979:

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by leagleaze



True, dat. Penske's just pissed that Jacko has out-metrosexualed penske.

Jacko, circa 1979:

so is anyone here naive enough to believe that he didn't surgically lighten his skin? and assuming he did, how self-hating does a person have to be to surgically lighten their entire body? and how many surgeries would it take to go from a medium-dark black person to albino shade?

when you really think about it, this is seriously troubling. even for a pedophile.*




*(or alleged pedophile)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
so is anyone here naive enough to believe that he didn't surgically lighten his skin? and assuming he did, how self-hating does a person have to be to surgically lighten their entire body? and how many surgeries would it take to go from a medium-dark black person to albino shade?

when you really think about it, this is seriously troubling. even for a pedophile.*




*(or alleged pedophile)

It was some kind of skin disorder!!!! Why are you doubting him?????

On a related note, the picture of him on CNN makes it look like someone fixed his nose, maybe, at least a little.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

how self-hating does a person have to be to surgically lighten their entire body?

I wonder if he did a Lara Flynn Boyle and lightened where the sun don't shine.

[Atticus Grinch]

Tonight's "South Park" proves to me that they can still be fresh, funny, offensive, and smart. I had started to doubt.

Apologies to any Mormons on the board, but you had to admit that was pretty fucking funny, and gave y'all the last laugh.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
According to CNN, Monica Lewinsky is not having much luck on the dating scene. Poor thing.

Here's the thing with dating Monica... Suppose you start dating her, and things go well. You can't really ask for or suggest oral sex, because she's been trying to live that down for years. But how gypped would you feel if you were dating Monica Lewinsky and not getting oral sex? You know she doesn't mind. You know people are thinking that you probably are getting oral sex. So if you weren't, it would just be torture.

I might be overthinking this. She didn't look bad in the Barbara Walters interview after her makeover.

And Phoebe Cates. My God, Phoebe Cates. Kevin Kline is a lucky man. Someone mentioned that Pheobe looks exotic. That might be because her father was of Russian Jewish descent, her mother is a Filipina of Spanish-Chinese ancestry. Say what you want about the moral failings of racism and xenophobia, but interracial dating produces good-looking women. See also Halle Berry. Bigots should be a little more pragmatic.

And in California, expect that Michael would get the middle of the 3/5/8 term for a first offense. (Yes, I know it wouldn't be his first offense, but...)

And I would pick Liz. She was really attractive once-upon-a-time.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bitch please. Men, if you get hardons from this, you should be ashamed of yourselves/

point of order. after the age of 12, a normal guy SHOULD be ashamed of themselves for about 80% of the things that happen involving their dicks. I'm at 83.5%.