Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
you are supposed to shave first with the grain and then against it.

This is what I do when the occasion demands a better shave, e.g. weddings, formal events, etc. I'm talking about my face here though. Not my pussy.

I used to work with an eastern european guy who, when someone asked whether he was growing a beard (at 3 PM), responded by saying "I forgot to shave at lunch." He was serious.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Not Me
Wrong! That isn't what I said. Now, walking YOU through it again. I said because he picked a really, really white looking chick. The issue isn't that he didn't pick a black woman. The issue is the shockingly white woman he picked. It doesn't get any whiter than that chick.

If it were as simple as that, why don't we see black women-white man marriages at the same rate as black man-white woman marriages?

for the simple reason that the pool of really white chicks is larger than the pool of Cablinasian chicks.

...and for the same reason that you don't see as many Asian male/white chicks as White male/asian chicks.
It's cultural to a large degree. And now I'm out of this. I don't want to perpetuate this line of crap anymore.

[Connect_the_Dots]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
from the chapter called "the definitive guide to shaving pussy" of my sex how-to book.

Where can we get a copy of this book? Actually, I want several copies. One to give as a gift for every girl I ever date, and one for ummmm, reference.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I won't even talk to people who only date within their ethnic/race/background. I think its fucking repulsive and backward. In fact, I find JDate, CatholicDate or any other "find one of your own kind" matchmaking service offensive ... And if I meet another Jappy chick who tells me how hard it is to find a Jewish man, I'm going to slap the pound of eyeliner off her face. Guess what, bitch - if you're too stupid to open your eyes past your own shitass little world, you deserve to die lonely.

Fawn Leibowitz* dumped you, too?

Ah, yes. This thread reminds a pensive Not Bob of a bright, halcyon day in a long-ago summer; a day that ended in regrect and recrimination. Today's thread causes a brooding and melancholy Not Bob (pacing the floors, trying through Black Bushmills and sad Sinatra tunes to chase the sadness away) to reflect upon a younger Not Bob. A Not Bob in love with a dark haired/dark-eyed princess. Like whatshername from the Classic Comics version of Ivanhoe (not Rowena -- the other one).

So, anyway, that story had a sad ending. Another one had a happily ever after ending, so you would think that that is all that matters, right? Alas, no.

Uh, I had no point, other than that autumn depresses me sometimes. Nothing worse than a maudlin Not Bob, eh?

*She was a student at Emily Dickenson College, as I recall. Apropos of nothing, James Carville and Paul Begela quote Eric Stratton in their new book.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I'm hurt.

Now you, I'd date. You're viciously witty and terribly sexy.

Self-loathing be damned!

Originally posted by spookyfish
.....the vast majority of the time, the second-born and down the line seem to always get larger. So, unless you eventually want to give birth to a 20+ pound monster-baby, STOP. STOP NOW!

Much appreciated. I am well aware of this phenomenon. Mr. thinks it bodes well for our chances of having an entire brood of professional sports players. I just think it makes for increasingly larger scars on my belly. -TL

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Not Me
..............why don't we see black women-white man marriages at the same rate as black man-white woman marriages?

Because white men give lousy head?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Now you, I'd date. You're viciously witty and terribly sexy.

Self-loathing be damned!

Damn. You just made my day. Well, as much as getting a compliment from someone I have never met can make my day.

Thank you.

Oh, and unlike white men* I give great head.

*I am not intending to slap the face of white men by either dating white women, or by saying they don't give good head. In fact, I am sure white men can give good head.** I was only responding to B&Bs statement that they cannot, making a jest of sorts, you see. So please, white men, in no way should you be offended by the fact I date white women, or black women, or asian women, or whatever women. I just really like women. Oh, and head. Thank you.


**Well not sure, cause you know.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by TexLex
I haven't ketched up - I have several 1000 posts to read, so screw it. For anyone interested - two weeks early, tenlbs,1oz and 21.75". And he's far cuter than anything I ever thought we could produce.

-T(Zzzzzzz.)L

Congrats. Remember, if you want to sell him, now's your maximum value period. The price goes down every day he gets closer to learning to talk.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanksgiving dinner not agreeing with you, crab-ass?

Actually it's your stupid avatar.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Can we just cite to the Salon.com series of articles arguing both sides of this issue and be done with it, then?

http://archive.salon.com/mwt/feature...xed/index.html

http://archive.salon.com/mwt/letters...6/interracial/

http://archive.salon.com/mwt/feature...1/interracial/

I have a question: if I'm already married, is it okay to fool around with Black Women, since I'm still leaving them free to marry Black Men. And does this make me a wife-hating wannabe Black Man

Tax(capitalizing things let everybody know I'm talking about serious stuff)wonk

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Fugee
I think you called that one right, Leagl. It has the stench of a Penske sock.

Yes it's me. Brilliant fucking deduction, sherlock.

What gave it away.....the fact that the two board moderators, who can see exactly which socks belong to whom were engaged in a serious correspondence with it?

Genius, I tell you, genius.

Later this month, in honour of Hannukah, I will be bringing out my Holocaust baiting sock, which of course, my race baiting sock presaged. Please email me privately if there are any subjects of particular offense to jews that I may want add to its list, which already includes the popular topic of conversation at some of my Klan meetings, i.e. "Holocaust entirely made up or just mostly fabricated by the Trilateral commision?"

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I just really like women. Oh, and head. Thank you.

And who says we can't all find some common ground?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
It took this for you to realize that Tiger has issues being black? He won't even say "I'm black" and you didn't figure out that he has issues before today. "In 1997, Woods publicly refused to identify himself as black, saying that he sometimes felt more Thai than black. He said he called himself "Cablinasian" -- a self-invented term that incorporated his Caucasian, black, Native American and Asian heritages." http://www.nwasianweekly.com/archive/commentary52.htm

You're as big a moron as Not Me. If he's not 100% black, please explain to me how him saying he wants to acknowledge his mother and the part of him that isn't black (and that would be 50%, moron) means he has issues. Is it because everyone else sees him as black that any "failure" by him to see the same thing means he has issues?

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hell, you assume that she wouldn't want to be with him if he wasn't a famous, rich golfer.

TM

Dude, I agree with everything you wrote except the above. Chicks as hot as Tiger's wife rarely fuck ordinary cats, black or white. If Tiger wasn't who he is, he'd be another moderately attractive normal guy. I also think its safe to assume Tiger probably doesn't date anything but obscenely attractive women... because he can. Face it. If you were Tiger, do you think you'd ever get much face time with normal women? Hell, your handlers would probably screen any chick under an 8.5 from your radar.

Tiger and his chick getting together has nothing to do with race and everything to do with them both being celebrities. He's a god of modern sport and she's genetically gifted beyond belief. They both live in very rarified air where the dating pool of any color is very small. I think in their world, race is really pretty insignificant. Color is the least relevant characteristic explaining how these two came together.